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Scorch21500

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:23 pm


Oh right Ladys! i'm goign to educate you in the finer points of survival!

First off you need a plan and "I'm goignt o jsut stay in my house" is not a plan! you need guns,food water and fortifacation!

you only get that by going outside, whitch you only do during the day.

and remeber the only thing more dangerouse then the inffected, is the living.

that's all for now. diss-MISTED!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:16 pm


At least SOMEONE knows what they're doing!

Care to go into specifics in what your plan will be? What weapons, rations, etc?

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walbertotheman

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:27 am


ha staying a home is deadly but trusting ur friends is death
PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:57 pm


FALL IN!

Ok now to elaborate on the living being more dangerous then the infected. Infected cannot use guns but the living can and there will be Raiders.
Raiders are people who kill other survivors for their supplies and well if you’re women then they keep you alive. It is a lawless world.

About the supplies you should have, anything canned is good, or dried. And water, lots of water. And learn to ration DAMNIT! Don’t just eat regular meals. I recommend one can of food in the morning and one can at night. No lunch.
And have a backpack or duffle bag filled with enough food for at least two days and jerky. Jerky will out last the sphinx and you can chew on it for a long time.

As for weapons always carry a gun, anything really and ammo. Mêlée weapons are recommended but guns like shotgun can be used as a club.

That’s all for now, dis-MIST!

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L4D The Hunter

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:22 pm


I thought Raiders steal all your s**t except for the guns and ammo, and leave you there living because they know that this Apocalypse won't stop by itself. confused
PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:47 pm


FALL IN!

Well it seems some of you ladies don’t know the different between a raider and a forcer.
A RAIDER believes that it’s the end so grab what you can while you still can no mater what happens.
A Forcer will force you to give up your supplies but leave you alive.
Learn the difference. It may save your life.

And I know you people have watched too much TV and the media have lead you ladies to believe that the only thing that can kill them is a head shot. That is damn MYTH!
They are humans. The only way to move is with muscles. Those won’t work without oxygen. The only way they get that is if the heart is pumping there fore a chest shot will take them down. Just takes more then a normal person.

And another things. Burn that damn guide. It will get you killed.
For one thing they will not walk, at least not all of them. Most will RUN. And they don’t get tired. Automatic is a good idea but another good idea is to just not attracted them.
And they can not smell you from miles away. They will have the same sense as the person hat was infected. They will be attracted to sight and sound mostly. So loud sounds like yelling, slamming doors and shattering glass will attracted the once in the area but only the ones that hear it. Now obviously you will have to shoot some time just don’t stick around after your done shooting, unless you want to fight more but them your crazy.
Also keep moving unless you have a safe place to stay
There is safety in numbers. It will allow you to sleep if you rotate who’s on watch.

That’s all for now, diss-MIST!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:40 am


FALL IN!


Welcome back Maggots (I say this assuming your have taken my teaching to heart).


I have more advice for you maggots. First about your transport ideas, look at your posts and look at mine…see the difference? Its gas transport vs. non-gas transport. You are going to need gas for other, more important things such as generators and Molotov’s.

And besides a car is loud and can’t get to many places, there will be many abandoned cars and road blokes on the road that will stop you in your tracks, were by a bike or on foot can get to many places a car can’t go, such as through doors.

And don’t fire unless you have too! There is no one left to make bullets so if you use your ammo to shoot infected that don’t know your there and can be easily gotten around you are just wasting precious ammo. So don’t shoot unless you have no choice.

That’s all for now, diss-MIST!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:16 pm


He's right. A good plan IS crucial. Now, rigor mortis sometimes makes operating machinery difficult, but most of us can still at least pull a handle... a good idea is to put vehicles that are on hills in neutral. You can then roll them into the buildings the humans are hiding in. There goes their so called fortresses.... and TASTY BRAINS are yours for the eating.

More when I've had dinner.... twisted

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:46 am


Your advice is FAULTY. Zombies do not NEED Oxygen, they do Not have BLOOD in their bodies, otherwise they wouldn't be dead. If the heart is pumping, then the rest of the Organs would need to be working as well, they'd have body heat blah blah blah ect.

Zombies, in theory, would not be able to RUN after they have worn down their muscles! Besides, dead bodies get stiff after they've been dead for some time!

I believe a RAIDER = A LOOTER, which most of them will die off in the beginning anyway! A Zombie will not have SENSE!! They only rely on basic animal instincts, some may be smarter but for the most part they gonna be DUMB razz

SAFETY IN NUMBERS?! WHAT THE ********?!?!?!? Everyone KNOWS that if you have a larger group, one of those people will get bitten!! And who's going to shoot that person? Oh wait too late! That lil girl already bit someone else! Ya screwed!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:51 pm


Orly Orgasm
Your advice is FAULTY. Zombies do not NEED Oxygen, they do Not have BLOOD in their bodies, otherwise they wouldn't be dead. If the heart is pumping, then the rest of the Organs would need to be working as well, they'd have body heat blah blah blah ect.

Zombies, in theory, would not be able to RUN after they have worn down their muscles! Besides, dead bodies get stiff after they've been dead for some time!

I believe a RAIDER = A LOOTER, which most of them will die off in the beginning anyway! A Zombie will not have SENSE!! They only rely on basic animal instincts, some may be smarter but for the most part they gonna be DUMB razz

SAFETY IN NUMBERS?! WHAT THE ********?!?!?!? Everyone KNOWS that if you have a larger group, one of those people will get bitten!! And who's going to shoot that person? Oh wait too late! That lil girl already bit someone else! Ya screwed!

sorry but did you read all my psots? is aid zombies are impossable, infected are and trust me when you got a group of infected charging your postion one gun firing will not save you, you need more fire power to downt ehm all, plus you can use the others a meat shield, i know this is cold but the damn piont is staying alive isn't it?
and zombies do have blood it's jsut quagulated.

i apologize to the captains of this guild but i msut saying ti. acording to my reserch Undead are completly impossable, and person can not die and then comeback as an flesh eating thing that is still classified dead.

no virus can cause that kind of change to the human body, not even close.
but a person that is infected witha viruse that makes them vilont and homicidel is posiable. hell we already ahve soemthing liekt hat, it jsut doesn't spread that well. basicly what you will befighting is people, plain ordinarey peple that are bat s**t crazy and want you dead by any means.

and i never said a large group, i facted about a group of ten for souting and gathering and then larger to defend the base.

and it's simple, Person bit shoot the ********. if they haven't already offed themselves. if tehy ahvent you do it.

the name of the gaem is survival, and that means doing things that you will not be proud of in the end but they will be necisary.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:57 pm


One thing you have wrong, it's not safe in the day ether. In zombie survival, anything and everything is a weapon, even a rope or potted plant.

Oh and Hunter, have you seen the L4D Hunter fail video on youtube. If not, look it up, its hilarious

And he's right, the more people you have the better your chances are. If someone gets infected, it could be your family member, kill them right then.

Alpha 42, out.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:12 pm


Alphalead42
One thing you have wrong, it's not safe in the day ether. In zombie survival, anything and everything is a weapon, even a rope or potted plant.

Oh and Hunter, have you seen the L4D Hunter fail video on youtube. If not, look it up, its hilarious

And he's right, the more people you have the better your chances are. If someone gets infected, it could be your family member, kill them right then.

Alpha 42, out.
yes it can but would youw ant to be close to one of them or at a distance? i jsut meant it's prefered becase rope and a poted plant are waht i like to call tept. weapons becase they will eventurlly breack or soemthing like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:16 pm


I'd rather have a gun, but lets say you don't, yes they are temporary weapons but whatever works. Play Dead Rising, you have no guns in that.

And its really hard to read what you say.

Alpha 42, out
PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:25 pm


i know. spelling is one of my weakest points when typing. i type to fast.

and you can get a gun the DR but only in the fisrt chapter.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:04 pm


my plan? yah i got one
end the world for humans join the dead and make them happy by ending your lives.
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