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 Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:51 pm
 Ok, here's how to play:
The first person says what they wish for, then the next person to post corrupts that wish, then wishes for something else. EXAMPLE
"Dragriyu: I wish I could fly
Firoki: Granted, but you can only fly while holding a toaster.
I wish for invincibility." Ok. Let's start.
I wish I had Harley Quinn from Batman was my personal slave.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:02 pm
Granted, but Mr. Quinn cant be your slave unless its a friday. (he works for me those other days wink )
I wish I had a pet penguin biggrin
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:11 pm
Granted, but it bites you in the a** and runs away..
I wish I had a Ford Mustang GT... red.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:55 pm
Granted, but you get into a car crash and have to pay to get it fixed within a week.
I wish I could go to next years GOTJ.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:26 am
Granted, but on your way there, you lose all your identification cards..
I wish I didn't have to get a job =P
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:35 am
Granted but you now have to live with a Hommie untill you find a Job
I wish i didn't have to go to work today
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Juggalette_Kaumi_lee Crew
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:17 am
Granted. But your got fired.
I wish I had some coffee right now.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:24 am
Granted but you trip as your walking out the door with it and it spills
I wish I wasn't so Tired
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Juggalette_Kaumi_lee Crew
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:16 am
Granted. But you'll be stuck at work, pulling an all-nighter.
I wish I had a joint, blunt or shrooms
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:23 am
Granted, but you tripped balls and woke up naked next to a dude, in Mexico
I wish I had my bong packed full (oh wait.... nevermind...lol twisted )
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:21 am
Granted but you lose your bong and cant find it the next morning
I wish i could ******** madrox razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:41 pm
Granted. But you wake up in vegas only to find it was an imposter who looked like Madrox.
I wish I was twenty-one, so I could buy some good drinks. Hint hint.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:48 pm
Granted, but the day before you turn 21 they jack the drinking age to 23... wink
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:25 pm
Imfl Olcutee Granted, but the day before you turn 21 they jack the drinking age to 23... wink I wish I wasn't sick. granted but you sneeze a huge booger to get better and you cough so much that now your throat is sore. (sorry to hear your sick man hope you get bettter) i wish ..... i was a horse LMAO
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:50 pm
Granted, but you end up being owned by a really abusive owner... I wish I didn't have to go to the movies tonight... <.< TruLetteFaygogirl you cough so much that now your throat is sore. OMG! That really happened to me yesterday... <.<
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