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Lazarus The Resurected Crew
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 Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:54 am
@ whoever enters next: Yo' mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:18 am
Lazarus The Resurected @ whoever enters next: Yo' mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:06 pm
yo momma so old, her fossils can be located atop the Matterhorn!!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:25 am
Yo mama so fat they had to install speed-bumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:49 pm
Yo momma so old, her blood type was discontinued!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:56 pm
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her own age she died!
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:33 am
Yo momma so dumb,
Yo momma so fat
Yo momma so.....
I QUIT! T.T You win......
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:53 pm
Yo mamma so dumb she played Russian Roulette with an automatic.
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Lazarus The Resurected Crew
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:42 pm
Yo mamma so fat she caused a solar eclipse.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:23 pm
Yo momma so gangsta, she killed a mouse with the blunt end of a carrot!
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:18 pm
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:39 am
Yo mamma so fat she plugged up the black hole
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:34 am
yo' momma so saggy when she walks the floor yells "ew, get this slime offa me!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:54 am
yo' mamma so stupid when she was asked to do a drug test she said "But I didn't study"
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:54 pm
yo' momma so white when the sun comes up blind people scream "it's a miracle!"
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