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 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:17 pm
This idea I found on a board i frequent at gfaqs.
Remember, haiku is 5 syllables, 7, and 5 again
I hope you got that
Now start writing poetry
And much cheese to all
Oh yeah...
I'm watching your posts
Please don't screw up your haikus
Have a nice day, k?
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:17 pm
If I had some cheese
I'd be quite the happy guy
But I lack any cheese
I love irony
But I can't stand ironing
Steam irons hate me
~A haiku conversation~(Had this with another person)
I'm all out of cheese
Somebody please get me some
Just a block or two
I still don't have cheese
Come on people help me out
I'm fond of cheddar
Gives Spooty some cheese
Now stop with the begging, eh?
Cheddar or some Swiss?
Either one works fine
They go great with some crackers
I thank you very much
You are most welcome
The pleasure was all mine, dear
Just holler for more
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:18 pm
More haikus are good
I'll write them all through the day
Look, here is one more
Loki is a nut
She'll spaz like you haven't seen
Spooty is kidding
Stuck thinking haiku
You probably find it odd
On a haiku spree
icon_stressed.gif And now it is time for Haiku Anger With Aya icon_stressed.gif
MSN is gay
it will not log in today
crap this sucks muchly
curse you sir spooty
I am now writing haikus
why you rain on me
icon_stressed.gif This has been Haiku Anger With Aya icon_stressed.gif
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:20 pm
AYA! Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 1 : Demon Seek hey nobody move I have a hostage with me move and she will die Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 2 : Monkey Ninja Aya Hey you foul demon don't you be disrespectful the fans can still move
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:22 pm
Forget rap battles
Let's have a haiku battle
I'll probably lose
You ain't got the flow
I'm winning this haiku game
Bow to your master
I speak the pure words
I just don't dig ebonics
English is mastered
Perspective is flawed
Reservations:Loony Bin
Please wear something tight
You can't stand a chance
The jig is truly now up
Why aren't you bowing?
You can't comprehend
My words fly far over your head
Call traffic control!
My words, they aren't birds
Little people with jet packs
Wave of the future
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:25 pm
A cold snowy day
Serene beauty hiding pain
A scream breaks the quiet
A lone knight waits there
Waiting for the lost maiden
She approaches him
A hot burning sun
Beating down upon his face
Agony takes root
Without being cut
The pain of a thousand wounds
Coming from within
Playing xylophones
It is lots and lots of fun
plink plink plink plink plunk
Please be seated soon
The Phantom Train is ready
Carrying souls on
Cut cut stab cut cut
Angst is so overrated
Cut cut stab cut death
I was insulted...
It made my life worth nothing
Damn you tofu cheese
You bought an N-Gage
Greatest thing since sliced bread, eh?
Dell Dude got busted
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:32 pm
Must read his manga
Or Spooty will have my head
Must start reading soon
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:35 pm
More gold more gold now
I've almost got nitemare scarf
It's black and spiffy
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:41 pm
Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 3 : Kabuki Inu Lida
Stop right there Demon
Or I shoot my hostages
I will do it too
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:46 pm
His devilish grin
His singing makes me shiver
Jack the Pumpkin King
I love my llama
It isn't the spitting kind
llama is robot
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:11 pm
Little kitty Cat
what are you doing right now?
sleep well young kitten
We can fly into
a wonderful dark blue sky
with white feathered wings
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:28 pm
Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 4 : Demon Seek ponders
I shoot my hostage
then he will shoot one of his
he'll have one left, s**t!
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:47 am
Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 5 : Demon Seek surrenders
I guess I lose this
I'll give up now and go die
I just wanted friends
Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 6 : Friends Forever!
Don't worry demon
I will be your friend! mi tuu!
mi tuu! and mi tuu!
Psycho le Cemu skit haiku part 7 : Band of Brothers
Together as friends
The band they formed was wizard
Costumes are the best!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:23 am
I'm back with haikus
It's been awhile to post here
But I'll try to stay
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:13 pm
haiku is haiku
they are lots of fun to write
yada yada ya
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