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 Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:17 am
Don't POST PLEASE
I made this here so people wouldn't see it yet xD
If you see this.. ninja keep it quiet... We'll move the story to the main forum when we're done. :3
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The crazy sexventures of Billy and Gary
Cow, you can start XD
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:19 am
Hmm well let's see here ...
Billy... He was born in Chevron state park when he was young lad...
Oh how he loved sticking his P3n0r in those holes in the ground...
but anways One day he met this b***h named Gary and ..... (take it away ash 8D)
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:25 am
omg XD i lol'd...
Poor Billy didn't know what he was getting himself into. (besides the ground of course)
Gary of course was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. So he was induced by her/his amazing image!
They became good friends and lived happily ever after ;o; Until Billy decided to ask Gary out on the top of a tree that was perched in the middle of no where in the middle of the highway. C: Then--- Go for it~ xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:05 am
Then ...they started to get a bit freaky in the tree and all the leaves started to fall off because the tree was shaking so much....then suddenly Gary jumps off the tree into the lake right next to the highway..
Billy was stunned at this so he did the same and followed after him/her..
What he saw next... practically made him j**z his pants......
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:18 am
As he looked down from the tree that was in the middle of no where in the middle of a highway next to a oddly placed lake.... He saw the most awesomearificsupertasticamazinlycool thing that you could ever imagine. But before going down the tree that was in the middle of no where that was in the middle of the highway to the oddly placed lake.. he decided to make a ham and cheese sandwich with the picnic that I forgot to mention that he brought all the way to the top of the tree that was in the middle of no where and that was in the middle of a highway next to an oddly placed lake... ;p
After he finished his turkey lettuce sandwich, he decided to go down to the lake and see the ------ xD lol... sorry
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:23 am
Billy was such a b***h to that sandwich.. he would get the holes from the swiss cheese and well... yah...
but anyways...
when he got to the lake he saw Gary skinny dipping so then Billy decided to join gary in his/her shenanigan games ...
They had fun playing marco polo all night until suddenly........
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:52 am
>.> omg is that the one thing on your mind?! cheese holes?
A merman popped out of the lake magically and stole Gary and flew into the ocean.. >;o
Then Billy's goal now was to save Gary from the ultimate destruction of not being laid but him..? xD
So he set off tot he well at the top of the hill that was----
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:08 am
what.. i'm hungry gonk
That merman's name was sasha and he/she is built like a football player on steroids..but anyways
Billy took one last bite of his sandwich and took of to the well at the top of the hill that was covered in green stuff that he couldn't figure out what it was so then he jumps down the well and finds a toothbrush with magical powers that can help Billy save Gary...
then...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:07 pm
He takes the toothbrush and goes and climbs out the well and heads toward the place where Gary was kidnapped.
He jumps into the lake and swims to the deep sea town of Sushiberg where he ...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:18 pm
gets distracted by all the merpeople and how beautiful they are...
He then gets sidetracked and goes inside a hooker house where he meats Mr.Carlson the owner of the hooker house ..
then..
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:22 pm
D: dont go ahead! Im way busy o3o ill edit this in a minute
At sushiberg, he meets the oldest merman ever! and his name is Goldy locks. Which made no sense because he had brown hair.
BUUUUT back to the strippers cool He got into the whore shack with all the males and females... Then after 5 minutes he left because he couldn't tell the males from the females D8
Then he went off into sushiberg with his magical toothbrush to find his beloved Gary.. But as he left the whore shack ....
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:23 pm
Sorry D: I thought you weren't gonna continue the story anymore D:
as he left the whore shack he realized that his wallet with all his money was missing she he goes back around sushiberg looking for it and he doesnt find it
Then while he was looking he forgot what he was looking for so he went back to looking for Gary and went to the city of Mermaland to continue his search
when he get's there he..
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:48 pm
He gets there, and he's super hungry.. But he remembers he doesn't have his wallet... which doesn't matter cause they don't accept real money, AND that he's allergic to fish... and water. xD
So he looks like a balloon face for a loong time :U
Then he see's Gary in a shop window.. or so he thinks.. he walks up to the window and
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