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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:38 am
Ok, here's how to play.
The first person (me) says what they wish for, then the next person to post corrupts that wish, then wishes for something else.
E.g
"Dragriyu: I wish I could fly
Firoki: Granted, but you can only fly while holding a toaster.
I wish for invincibility."
And it goes on and on.
So shall we start? I wish chocolate was healthy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:49 am
Granted, but it tastes horrible.
I wish I could go to rock concerts for free.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:52 am
 granted, but you can only go to folk rock concerts for free. i wish i was less of a noob XD The Fox Furry Clan 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:52 pm
granted but only on tuesdays i wish i cold teleport
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:58 am

Granted but you can only teleport when asleep.
I wish for all the chicken in the world.
I can has chikkin? o 3o
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:10 pm
granted but all the chicken is dead,rotted and gaurded by viscous man eating man-bear-pigs...
i wish that my next wish had nothing wrong with it...
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:14 am
Heave ho, thieves and beggars....
Granted, but then neither does anyone elses', and the game sucks.
I wish I could sleep better.
...Never shall we die~
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:16 am
Heave ho, thieves and beggars....
Granted, but then neither does anyone elses', and the game sucks.
I wish I could sleep better.
...Never shall we die~
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:41 pm
Granted, but your dreams are wracked with psychopaths with knives and filled with so much horror and pain you dread them.
I wish I had a computer that did not hate me and want to kill me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:03 pm
Granted, but the computer doesn't work.
I wish I had a fox to hug.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:13 am
Granted, but the fox has rabies.
I wish I could write in Aramaic.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:35 pm
Heave ho, thieves and beggars....
Granted, but you can only write like that upside down.
I wish i could find more music for my Ipod.
...Never shall we die~
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:51 pm
Granted, but it's all Christian rock.
I wish I could finish a novel.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:15 pm
Granted, but its a smutty romance novel i wish i had some charcoal to draw with.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:29 am
Granted, but it crumbles quickly and easy
I wish I had real wings.
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