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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:34 pm


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Ryu and I have recently both been watching Transformers. Well some of the stuff we see if really freaking funny. So I thought I'd share it with Teh Guild.


Ryu: So I texted my mother and she told me to shut up and turn the AC on xD I'mma tell her I won't have to get Megatron involved
I am now expecting "Who the hell is Megatron?"
Anime: xD
Ryu: AHAHA @ "Who the hell's Megatron?"
Anime: AHAHA
Ryu: I still love how I called that exactly @ Megatron thing


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"That Autobots would have lost eons ago if I was leader!" -Starscream

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"My time will come Megatron." -Starscream

Ryu: Oh god there goes Starscream. He's all "I SHOULD BE LEADER" and Megatron doesn't even say anything. Wtf.
Anime: Megatron is probably used to his whining by now.
Ryu: Yeah. It's probably gotten to the point where it's just "Suuure. Whatever"

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"Set up here. These rock will serve as our base of operation." -Megatron

Ryu: How screwed do you have to be to point at a pile of rocks and go "YES THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO RESTART MY EVIL PLANS." I mean, really xDD

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"Someday I'll be leader. You'll do what I say." -Starscream

Ryu: Omg he brings it up totally randomly too! @ Starscream being all "ONE DAY I'LL BE THE LEADER." That's the kind of thing you'd want to keep on the down low!
Anime: Welll with the rock thing, I'm not surprised Megatron isn't firing him. I think Starscream isn't concerned about it 'cuz Megatron just pointed to a pile of rocks and told the Decepticons that it's their new base.
Ryu: True

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She that Decepticon? That's Starscream. He wants to be leader of the Cons. See that gun? That's Megatron!

Anime: ...Still it's pretty stupid of him to JUMP into Starscream's hands.
Ryu: Yeah. He doesn't have the fastest processor on the market.

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This is Optimus saving some humans. Later in the series we'll learn that IT WAS A STUPID DECISION.

Ryu: .... shouldn't they be rusting? I mean metal + water...
Anime: ...Well it might take a while.
Ryu: True... But you'd at least expect some "I'LL SAVE YOU, HUMAN *leaps into water* *BZZZZZZT*"
Anime: THE 80 DID NOT MAKE SENSE!
Ryu: Yeah. Everyone was on drugs. I'm pretty sure the creators of this show were higher than kites at any given time

Anime:
Megatron: I am leader of the Decepticons!
Starscream: -thinks- Not for long Megatron. -smirk-

Anime:
Meagtron: -Points at rocks- NEW BASE! =D


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The Decepticons retreating.
I would just like to point out that Megatron, the white on at the front, turns into a GUN, yet can still fly.

Ryu: Yes return to the pile of rocks! That will surely stop the Autobots from kicking your asses!
Anime: Yeah. "I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM THIS PILE OF ROCKS! -evil laugh- Megatron.

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See that human? His name is Sparkplug.

Anime: Sparkplug. WTF is with the name?
Ryu: I guess it's a nickname Or his parents were celebrities.
Anime: xD I'd go with the latter.

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Ironhide is being taken back to base after being injured when Jazz says "Looks like Ironhide is ready for an office job."

Ryu: lol'ing forever @ picturing a Transformer at an office job. And then I pictured Starscream all "I WILL BE THE LEADER OF THIS OFFICE ONE DAY!" and standing on a desk rambling and the laughing is never going to stop
Anime: xD That's the best image ever. Starscream staging a hostile invasion of the office. I bet it would be like The Office with Transformers.

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The human on the left is Sparkplug. He spends way too much time with the plothole. The human on the right is Sparkplug's son, Spike. Spike's mother is the plothole. xD
"This battle will be most dangerous. So I ask for volunteers." -Optimus
"Volunteers step forwards." -Jazz

Ryu: GTF back dumbasses YOU CANNOT FIGHT ROBOTS @ the humans
Anime: xD I would laugh so hard if Optimus said that to them.

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Spike threw a rock and knocked the gun out of Starscream's hand... -__-

Anime: DAMN IT STARSCREAM. DON'T GET PWNED BY THE HUMAN
Ryu: Yeah, that was sad.

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"Victory is mine!" -Megatron
"Not yours, Megatron. MINE!" -Starscream.

Ryu: ... I like how as soon as Starscream started up again all the other Decepticons just... back the hell out of the way
Anime: xD "THEY CRAZY"


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May tomorrow be wonderful, too.
Take my hand and promise me that we'll be alright.
Finding a place to feel at home, You are not alone.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:54 am


Anime and Ryu....
you two are so insane and I love it. Your comments on what's going on made my day.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:12 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:41 am


Hands, like secrets, are the hardest thing to keep from you
Lines and phrases, like knives, your words can cut me through.


Anime: Have you noticed that every time Optimus transforms that his back end comes out of nowhere.
Ryu: No. xDD I must pay attention to that next time.

Ryu: .... How many arguments have they gotten into in FOUR episodes? @ Megatron and Starscream
Anime: 5873458495784
Ryu: You'd think Megatron would be all "GTFO!" at some point.

Anime:
Megatron: The Autobots will not follow us. The writers decided that the Autobots can't fly today.

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Ryu: No s**t @ Prime being all "Megatron lives "

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Anime: OH NO TRAFFIC JAM! THE DECEPTICONS FOUND THE AUTOBOTS WEAKNESS.

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Ryu: The Decepticons are all "FLEEEE" and some Midget!Autobot just tried to fight Megatron and got backhanded across the room.

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"This is for trying to roborape me!"

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Anime: Megatron is getting smart. He jumps into Soundwave's hands...
Ryu: Indeed. This will last how long? User Image

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"Shockwave? User Image"

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"Bumblebee I want you to spy on the Decepticons."
"I want to go to. Can I Bumblebee?"
"Sure. =D"

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Yep. Looks like gang roborape to me.

Anime: ...You know at first it's like "Oh Spike is going to spy on the Decetpicons with Bumblebee. Since it's not fighting he should be alright?" Then it's just like EPIC FAIL.

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The Decepticon wants to send Spike and Bumblebee through the space bridge. This is Bumblebee Escaping.

Ryu: ...WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE User Image @ Bumblebee transforming

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So the two, escape- Well actually Bumblebee decides Spike can probably out run the Decepticons on his own, and doesn't let him get in the car. Then Spike trips and Bumblebee figures that maybe not letting Spike in the car was a bad idea.

Anime: He didn't let Spike get in the car! HOW STUPID!
Ryu: Yeah. It's not like he can keep up! Silly Transformers
Anime: Humans are for Decepticons.

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Then Spike fails at making a cling on sign to tell Bumblebee they come in peace. Ravage prevents Spike from getting to Bumblebee. I guess Spike and Bumblebee just fail all over today, don't they?

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"Let's go rescue the useless human!" -Optimus
"YAY!" -Autobots
(This is not an actual quote, obviously)

Bumblebee does something smart by leaving the human behind, but of coarse Optimus has to arrange a rescue mission. Just let the kid go to Cybortron through the space bridge. He wanted to go their two episodes ago anyway.

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Ryu : Okay so... you have that cannon... why do you bother transforming...? @ Megatron

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Now all the of the Decepticons usually have horrible aim. Unless it's Starscream and he's getting roborape. Then he can shoot stuff at point blank and NOT miss.
See this. ALL THE DECEPTICONS FAIL.

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Starscream shooting at Bumblbebee... FAIL.

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Laserbeak shooting at Jazz... FAIL.

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"Ironhide! LOOK OUT!"
Look out for what? Megatron's bad aim. He didn't even come close to hitting Ironhide.

Maybe Optimus just wanted an excuse to glomp Ironhide? xD
Also. This picture looks like roborape. Or it would if Megatron's stupid laser beam didn't get in the way.

Anime: Then Optimus jumps in front of Ironhide and Megatron MISSES.
Ryu: Dear lord he's like a partially retarded toddler
Anime: Then Ironhide is just all like "THANKS!" Like Optimus did something.

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And here's Megatron jumping into the hands of his most trusted Decepticon. -sarcasm-

Ryu says:
.....WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE THE CANNON.

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Oh Lord. There are TWO Starscreams. Looks like the Animators got the colors wrong. >>


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Megatron getting sucked into the space bridge.

Anime: Starscream. xD
Ryu: Yeah. Thirty seconds after Megatron gets thrown into space... "NOW I'M THE LEADER!" Not EVEN thirty seconds

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You dismantle me.
You dismantle me.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:42 pm


Buhahaha. This made me giggle all over again. xD
PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:03 pm


A lullaby for you.
Don't you worry baby, I'll be here by your side
May tomorrow be wonderful too.
Close to you I hope to stay,
Endlessly from today,
Even through cloudy days, You are not alone.


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Ryu: Masters of subtlety they are not User Image @ the Decepticons flying through the window.
Anime: I love how Ep 5 not even a minute into it Starscream is all like "I IZ LEADER"
Ryu: Are they not trying to keep their presence on earth a secret at all?! I'm surprised the government isn't trying to dissect the hell out of all of them.
Anime: I know. The only season they do that is Aramda and the movies.

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Ryu: Whoo property damage.

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See the kid in the wheelchair? That's Chip. He's more useful than any of the humans in RID, G1, and Armada combine. But just becuase he's useful and disable does not stop him from getting made fun of. Mostly because Ryu and I are ruthless, horrible people. User Image

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Another fine example of how the Decepitcons FAIL AT AIMING. =D

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Ryu: POUNDING ON THE COMPUTER WILL NOT MAKE IT WORK BETTER, CHIP.

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"This is Autobot Prowl calling. I need help badly."
Ryu: Yes the crippled human will surely be able to help you.
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Ryu: ...Have we really watched this many episodes without making one roborape joke?
Anime: I made a roborape joke back in ep 3. Armada is best for roborape... Or maybe we're just not trying hard enough.

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"I've memorized the formula so once I rip this up there's no way the Decepticons can learn to make the Antimatter." -Chip

Ryu: They could just... I don't know, drag your a** back to their pile of rocks and torture the formula out of you @ Chip
Anime: Megatron isn't that smart.
Ryu: True.User Image If he was he'd actually be dangerous... so I guess the Autobots are better off this way.

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I would also like to point out that it's a very smart idea to give the traitor the key to your plans.

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"Did you think you could hide the Antimatter formula in you're primitive brain?"

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"Amazing! I generated Antimatter!"
Okay Megatron, that's WRONG. Chip did most of the work. You're too stupid to do something like that.User Image

Anime: Megatron WANTS TO SHOW ANTIMATTER PARTIALS WHOSE BOSS.
Ryu: User Image And Starscream wants the antimatter particles to know that he'll be boss. One day.
Anime: I think Megatron should be showing Starscream who's boss. ;D

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Here's Starscream failing. The Autobots have way better aim then the Decepticons.

Anime: User Image I know why Starscream messes up all the time.
Ryu: ...Do I want to know? xD
Anime: No, probably not. xD
Ryu: Why? xD
Anime: Starscream likes Megatron's punishments ...Three roborape jokes in 5 eps.
Ryu: G1 needs more roborape material.
Anime: Actually G1 is really funny even without the roborape.

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All I want to know is... WTF IS THIS SLAG? o-0

Anime: Image if Transformers were real and TMZ or someone got a hold of that. xD I bet we'd be the ones who'd be working for the papers writing stories like that about the Transformers.
Ryu: xDD We'd be hanging around the Autobot base all "HAY GUYS =D" And we'd have the sense not to go into the middle of a battle. Unless we got mechs of our own. User Image
Anime: They'd be all "...How'd you get in here!? Ironhide I thought you updated the defenses..." We'd just be up on the roof tops with like Megatron phones yelling stuff at the Decepticons. "Megatron. You will not win. You're too stupid!" I'd be all User Image every time Starscream came around.

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"Get them! They must not escape!" ...Well maybe you should, I dunno... LEARN TO AIM?

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"The destruction of the Autobots is now at hand."

Ryu: Also Megatron never seems to learn that he will get pwnt again. And again. And again.

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Anime: Did Megatron just jump into Starscream's hands?
Ryu says: Yes. For the third time. Even though Starscream has the aiming abilities of a blinded toddler.
Anime: ...He was trying to choke Megatron.
Ryu: XDD I don't think you -can- choke Transformers tho.
Anime: Well obviously he wasn't AIMING.

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"At least the extermination of Optimus Prime!"

Anime: ...Starscream, Megatron will not be happy about that. I think Screamer is jealous. Plus he can't aim.

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"Report, mission leader Starscream."

Ryu: ...... Starscream is the mission leader? Damn it Megatron! Can Transformers have learning disabilities? I think he has a learning disability. See to be able to take over the universe YOU NEED TO NOT BE SO STUPID ): <

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"Good job, Starscream. User Image"


Anime: ...But if it was Megatron I would be laughing.
Ryu: It would be funny because Starscream would be all "MEGATRON IS DYING! I'M THE LEADER NOW!" And then would proceed to screw the Decepticon's plans over worse than Megatron does. Somehow.

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Ryu: ...No it's not like that at all @ "Just like Sherlock Holmes with floppy discs!"

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Anime: I like how they all throw them down but Starscream gets all pissy about it. "YOU DIDN'T THROW THEM DOWN RIGHT!"

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"Starscream. Let the Autobots win. This rain has given me an idea."
...And I'm sure that idea is really really stupid.

Ryu says: ...... @ "Let the Autobots win" THEY WIN EVERY TIME ANYWAY.


Anime: You know it would have been funny if Megatron had set the coordinates for the space bridge to some random planet.
Ryu: XDD I can see him doing that. Accidentally I mean. Be all "THIS IS WHERE CYBERTRON IS" but it's actually like, the damn sun or something.

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Chip is playing out in the acid rain! =D

Ryu: There's acid rain. Why isn't Chip's skin melting?
Anime: Apparently humans don't need to breath either.
Ryu: That's... I don't even.. ... WHY ISN'T YOUR SKIN MELT- .......

Ryu: Yeah you know all about rolling don't you Chip <__< [/terrible]
Anime: Yeah. I laugh at Chip. Mostly when he tries to help. We're horrible.

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Ryu: ...Yeah Spike good luck fighting the Decepticons
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Ryu: He can barely hold that damn thing! ...And he just got owned. What a surprise.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:11 pm


xd

I love our horribleness. =D

... wow, horribleness is actually a word. Firefox isn't going all "LOL RED LINE FOR YOU, b***h"
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:58 pm


XDDDD I love you guys. This is like...epic reading through those AND seeing the comments you make.

And I'd totally make fun of Chip, too. XD

And I don't get how Megatron becomes so tiny when he turns into a gun. That's just weird... And I'd also like to know which part of his body is the trigger >_>;

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:24 pm


: D

Yeah there's a lot of randomass size changing.

BUHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. Omg. I started cracking up when I read that last bit and I can't stop. xDD
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:45 pm


Well since he likes jumping into Starscream's hands I think we all know. ;D

Wait... Starscream is suppose to be the glitch in this relationship, not the other way around...

"Pull my trigger. ;D"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:16 pm


Oh, he's still the glitch. xD

rofl
PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:25 pm


XD I like how you refer to it as 'glitch'. That's just special.

And there's a girl here in my camping trip that loves Transformers. She owns a belt that switches from Autobots to Decepticons! And she says she's read all the comics and watched all of the shows, too. I think that makes her pretty pimp!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:30 pm


I forget why, but Anime and I concluded that 'glitch' is Transformer-speak for b***h. xD

Ahaha, that's awesome!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:50 pm


A lullaby for you.
Don't you worry baby, I'll be here by your side
May tomorrow be wonderful too.
Close to you I hope to stay,
Endlessly from today,
Even through cloudy days, You are not alone.


OwO I totally want to meet said girl.

I think one of the Transformers called someone a glitch or something once.

Someone probably called Starscream it. xD

A lullaby for you.
Stars will always gracefully watch over 'til it's bright.
May tomorrow be wonderful, too.
Take my hand and promise me that we'll be alright.
Finding a place to feel at home, You are not alone.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:05 pm


Ahahaha OMG. Everything you guys wrote in here is just.... WIN. That girl you met sounds pretty awesome too, Don!
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