Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!?


"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome The Heartbreaker Mike Landry!"

I remember when you used to be shy
Hey once we were so fine you and I
Now why you gotta make it so hard on me!?
Yeah it's hard on me...
And i'm sorry but it's not a mistake
And i'm running but you're getting away!


The audience in attendance didn't exactly welcome Mike Landry as he made his way through the curtain and onto the stage, in fact they rained down upon him with boos and jeers. They did not seem to affect Mike as he proceeded down the ramp with a stoic look on his face. He climbed into the ring, not wasting time with a fancy entrance because he had something on his mind, and he was going to speak it freely whether they liked it or not.

"If you were smart enough to order the pay per view that happened last sunday then you saw what happened to me. I was robbed of a title that was rightfully mine. My first match was scheduled late in the night against a fraudulant opponent, "BJ Dragon". It is clear to me that I was only scheduled to wrestle this pitiful excuse for a wrestler simply to wear me down before my title match against Angel. You see if I was not fatigued previously before my Last Man Standing match then there is not a doubt within my mind, nor should there in any of you, that I would have captured the Heatwave title last night and I would be standing before you a Champion!"

The fans disagreed, and showed it by booing Landry intensly.

"And what do I face now? I face a man who has no business being in a wrestling ring, the biggest fraud that the sport of professional wrestling has ever had to endure, the "Ultra Max" Champion, The Undertaker."

The fans cheered after hearing the name of the most dominant force in professional wrestling.

"Now why would I complain about this? I mean every time i've met The Undertaker i've physically and psychologically dominated him. I defeated him in my signature match, the Watch Your Step match, i've made him tap out even. What possible reason could I have to be angry at this particular match? It's because it is not a title match. In fact i've been told that if I were to win, then I would not even be considered as a contender for the Ultra Max title because of the number one contendership match between Masked, and BJ Dragon, a wrestler i've already defeated! What possible ranking system could AWF be using? Is it a reverse ranking? Because i'm the very best wrestler they have on their roster and I am the last person considered for any match of importance, while the jobbers are left to prosper!"

Mike paused, regaining his composure before speaking again while the audience in attendance tonight berated Landry verbally.

"People say that The Undertaker is the most feared man in professional wrestling. Based on how this company treats a talant like me, i'd say that I am. AWF Fears The Heartbreaker! Well, let me assure you, after I am done with The Undertaker, I will give you a reason to fear me. So says the Heartbreaker, so shall it be."

((No interruptions. Lock please))