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 Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:15 am
yesterday, as I was doing my daily yoga routine I was in the middle of this really challenging stretch (As one leg was flat on the ground I had to stretch one leg in a runner's stance)when suddenly I heard this loud crack then fell to the floor in pain) (I also vomited on the carpet)
So My mom drove me to the ER where we had to wait for 4 hours before a doctor could see me. Sitting next to me was this little 9 year old girl wearing all this Cullen crap (a team Edward shirt, the cullen crest necklace, some dark lipgloss, and what looked like a team Edward bracelet). She had her hand wrapped in a bloody towel (she was cutting a bagle) and she is trying to talk to me as i am in extreme pain
"So are you team Edward?"
"Twilight is such a good book!"
"I cant wait until New Moon comes out!"
"I love Edward Cullen!'
so Finally I just say "I really couldnt stand the book"
the light seemed to disapeer from her eyes then she said "You must be Team Jacob! I also like Jacob!"
then after hearing her tell me all about the ending of Breaking dawn *vomits* the doctor called me in
(Turns out I just sprained the sh*t out of my knee, not broken)
but now there are these wannabe little girls!
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:10 pm
Ouch. That little girl would make it so much worse.
(and also, the sweet far thing, I love your signature.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:24 pm
ARGH. I hope you're okay. Did the doctors figure out what it was?
I would have just said that she should try looking for a better example of manhood than creepy Edward Cullen, but a 9 year old wouldn't understand that very well. XD
Or you could have just pulled a Bella and whined about everything.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:32 pm
CWnerd12 ARGH. I hope you're okay. Did the doctors figure out what it was? I would have just said that she should try looking for a better example of manhood than creepy Edward Cullen, but a 9 year old wouldn't understand that very well. XD Or you could have just pulled a Bella and whined about everything. (The doc said that the sprain isnt to bad, I just have to stay off it for a week) I almost went all "OMG James iz da bestet"
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:38 pm
 I would've been blunt and said "I hate that stupid book. I'm team Alucard" or something along those lines. 
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:43 pm
The Unholy Shadow I would've been blunt and said "I hate that stupid book. I'm team Alucard" or something along those lines. Usually I would say that, but again, I was in extreme pain
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:24 pm
Ugh I hate those posers who think they're all "gawth." Pain or not I would have yelled at her to shut up about the horrible book. It would have made me grouchy...
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:35 pm
That's why I carry lemons.
Squeeze 'em in the cut. Shuts 'em up good.
Also.
For the luls. Goth.
Sorry about your knee. That sounds painful. :c
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:41 pm
Lemon- YESH!
and the pain meds make me feel all lovy dovy
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:12 pm
If I were you I probably would have snapped at her, pain plus annoying twitard equals easily pissed off.
I'm sorry about your knee, I've only ever sprained an ankle, sprained knees sound so much worse. I hope you heal fast.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:00 pm
I would've yelled at her.
She's eight years old?
I think that's too young to be reading Twilight, or Breaking Dawn at any rate, too much sex for minors.
Of course, at today's rate, at eight years old she's already had sex and probably has three young children of her own.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:26 pm
Razzz25 I would've yelled at her. She's eight years old? I think that's too young to be reading Twilight, or Breaking Dawn at any rate, too much sex for minors. Of course, at today's rate, at eight years old she's already had sex and probably has three young children of her own. True. It's actually nature for the sexual reproductive system to develop so we can't really have babies until we're teenagers. Nature has developed a time limit especially for us. And even then, it probably isn't moral until you're an adult. It's true, SMeyer has ******** up nature and morals.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:03 pm
She Promised You Cookies Razzz25 I would've yelled at her. She's eight years old? I think that's too young to be reading Twilight, or Breaking Dawn at any rate, too much sex for minors. Of course, at today's rate, at eight years old she's already had sex and probably has three young children of her own. True. It's actually nature for the sexual reproductive system to develop so we can't really have babies until we're teenagers. Nature has developed a time limit especially for us. And even then, it probably isn't moral until you're an adult. It's true, SMeyer has ******** up nature and morals.
As for the whole "getting laid at 8" thing, it proves that for the most part, Western attitudes about sex can be sickening! No offense intended.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:23 pm
I would of kicked her in her hand and gave her a soft smile saying "Nope, I'm a realist." and leaned over like telling a little kid that Santa doesn't exist, " Vampires don't sparkle" and ran off.
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