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Dally: Troll er nah?
We see her trollin... we hatin... tryin to catch her ridin (the trolly) dirty...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:48 am


There has been a great debate about whether or not Dallas Philpott is, indeed, a troll. Some refuse to believe that she isn't, insisting that she is just a criminal mastermind behind a computer screen getting some "lulz". Especially since her original DA username was "DallyRotl", which turned out to be an anagram of "Lady Troll".

Those of us who believe Dally is legitimately retarded, however, accept the anagram as pure coincidence. In one post on her DA, she explained, "It's ROFL not ROTL stupid". Lies? Who knows?

One further explanation to shirk the suggestion that it was an anagram is that when we typed in her full name, Dallas Philpott, we indeed discovered her MySpace. At this point I'm pretty sure "Dally", as awkward as it sounds, is her real name.

But for those of us who refuse to believe that Dally is a real troll, here is a further explanation of how she couldn't be one:

I think I may have discovered the psychology behind Dally's "woks"... I think that rather than being a troll, this may just be her catharsis for her own emotions and bad experiences... perhaps involving rape, or "*****" in her past? I mean... it's not unlikely, even if it's subconscious.

1. In her blog entry on her (now baleeted) website, she said that her and her daddy were going "boat racing", but it wasn't really boat racing, it was like their "code word", and what they were really doing was "a secrete"...

2. Now, on her new forum, she mentions her uncle with down syndrome "pointing at her, and then pointing towards her bedroom".

If I got raped by my dad AND my retarded uncle, I think I might write something like this...
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:18 pm


BIG LOLS.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:08 pm


I think you do have a point there....
It reminds me of something I saw about Britney Spears. About how she was Raped as a child. Some might had said she was lying about it...but who knows.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:56 pm


You may have a point there.

I mean, I still write stories, and looking at my original ones, they tend to relate to myself at some point. Though, the characters and all, are usually who I wanted to be, or at least, wished I had someone like that in real life. So, probably, it did happen to her, and maybe those she had added in may have mean that she wants to have someone like that in real life?

Besides that, if she had been a troll, I doubt she'd go all the trouble to making a lot of websites. I mean, I have so many blogs and all, and I'd have posted my fictions at least 3 times.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:12 pm


Legitimate theory.

I have a friend who writes some...interesting stories, and she had a rather troubling past.

There could definitely be a possibility that the same has happened to Dally.

(...i feel way too serious. i need some humor. DX)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:48 pm


That's possible, but it's still funny.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:44 pm


Even if she was raped as a child, or some jazz like that, she must be deficient in some way. IE brain cells.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:38 am


Part of me thinks it's real, and part of me believes it's an epic joke.
As for the theory of rape by her dad and retarded uncle...
gonk

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:11 am


I think she's just.... either she was raped, or she's retarded, or on drugs, or a combination.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:07 pm


For all we know, with such information you provided us, she could very well be a genius with ADD trying to get a few laughs. Seeing as Dallyrotl is actually Lady Troll this could all have been an elaborate scheme for some sort of plan which we don't know about... Mmyes. World domination...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:57 am


i am so absolutely sure she's a troll. even if she has a myspace page, it's possible that she's been trolling for so long that she got bored enough one day to actually create a kind of troll-personality complete with a full name, address, psychological problems, etc.  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:44 pm


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Oo Bby.

I never thought about the anagram thing... gonk
Lady Troll...
Oh my, I hope she's real...



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:32 am


Maybe...Dally doesn't exist...maybe it's someone else making up all these stories...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:57 pm


For her to be a Troll, she'd have to be brilliant.

I know, if you are good at grammar, it's actually difficult to type words incorrectly. You have to think about it.

Considering how much she's written with such horrible spelling, she's either a complete genius or a complete moron.

Hmm. Interesting insight.

It definitely makes it less funny if she was raped and/or is retarded, but her threat of slitting our throats if we don't like her writing... well...

o_o;; Kinda scary.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:20 pm


I noticed something
have you guys noticed on the personal website (http://xdallyx.webs.com/) in the pics for her oc, the chest is noticeably bigger than real life? (or rather the "real life pics of her?" I sense insecurity
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