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o0 Mystique 0o Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:37 pm
Announcer: This match is apart of the Extreme Dual Series and will be contested under Extreme Dual rules, meaning this match will be Tornado style and have no disqualifications! Introducing first ...
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:58 pm
((It's Order of the Hatchet.)) On the screen is the Hatchet Man slicing a poor victim in half before "Down With The Clown" begins to play. [Violent J]
How long will the juggalos be down with me?
How long till they forget me? Check it out
What if I grew another ******** head?
And his name was Violent Ed?
And he head butt me every time I cussed?
I would need two microphones when I bust
Would you show me love even with another head
Or would you be like, "******** you and Ed"?
Or what if I sold out like a b***h?
And took the make-up off and went soft?
Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover
And put my ugly a** face on the album cover
With R & B top ten hits
And we had Jodeci singing all over our s**t (******** that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo
So don't forget me like you did with Menudo[Chorus (1x)]
What about when the world's like ******** us kill us, what will you be? (down)
What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (down, down)
What about when the world's like ******** us kill us, what will you be? (down)
What about when the carnival comes to your town? (i'm a be down with the clown)And a Faygo truck back into the arena to the music to loud roars. The back of the truck opens to reveal the Order of the Hatchet: in a surprise, Snypa actually is teaming with someone again. It's Joshua Danielson!   Joshua has a hose and Snypa hits some switches, turning it on to spray Faygo Moon Mist into the crowd before exiting the truck and getting in the ring. (Beta entrance. Needs work)
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:49 am
We are hearing immediate boos as soon as the music starts. It was almost covering the piano part of We made it by Busta Rhymes and Linkin Park. It went all the way as Brian and Duane hit the entrance ramp. Arrogant smiles came on their face as they love that attention. As Brian was looking left and right at the crowd, Duane began the flow with their taunt, followed shortly after by Brian who made it from the opposite sense, creating a symmetric effect in their entrance. In unison of that effects came the fireworks shots exploding in a glorious fashion and falling in sparkles on the ramp. Duane followed the sparkles on the stage ramp with Brian besides him. "Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 451 pounds: Duane Wages and Brian Ongaku, the Gods of the Canvas!"The words of the announcer got the crowd frenzy it a heavier set of jeers from every part of the arena. Apparently, their cockiness wasn't appreciated by the fans, but it still made Brian laugh all the way to the ring. Duane seemed to love that as well as he slid inside, starting to taunt the crowd. Brian simply jumped on one knee and took his shirt off, just to drop it on the concrete floor at ringside. Duane jumped on the apron, taunting the floor as Brian went to his knees and climbed on the opposite one from the outside and started motioning to them as if he was saying "Bring it!". They jumped back inside the ring, made one more little taunt before going to their corner.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:55 am
Snypa throws his axe to the side and decides he shall kick things off, his hands on his sharktooth baton.
While Duane has his back turned to his corner, Snypa shall attempt to approach and quickly draw his metallic baton, hoping that the serrated edges catch the Sensational One along the back.
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Drive Type Wild
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:50 am
(Attacking me first Eh!?!?)
Duane felt a sharp pain on his back as the sharktooth baton connected.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:04 pm
Joshua tossed his axe the other way, and ran towards Brian, aiming for a heavy dropkick!
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:22 pm
Snypa now attempts a dropkick to send Duane into the corner.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:59 am
Brian gets hit by Josh's dropkick, falling on the canvas.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:16 pm
Duane was knocked into the corner by the dropkick.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:04 pm
Snypa throws his baton to the outside after standing up and attempts to take Duane down with a Russian Leg Sweep.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:18 am
As quickly as the dropkick connected, Joshua attempted to kick Brian to the outside, so him and Snypa could work on Duane.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:07 pm
(auto)
The Russian Leg Sweep on Duane connects, sending him down to the mat.
Now, it's time to show these two the meaning of a Wicked Clown Beatdown! Extreme Rules is another way of saying "Juggalo Street Fight." And so Snypa exits the ring and pulls out almost everything...OMG, including the kitchen sink! xd
Once finished ravaging the underbelly of the ring of its items, Snypa comes back on the apron with a Handicapped Parking sign, attempting to slingshot back into the ring and land an elbow drop on Duane with the sign.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:16 pm
And the modified slingshot elbow connects on the Sensational One's chest, making him grab it in pain!
Seeing a Kendo stick on the ground, Snypa picks it up. Waiting for Duane to stand up, Snypa will then attempt a Black Russian Leg Sweep- which is more or less, a Front Russian Leg Sweep using the kendo stick.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:15 pm
((Auto))
Brian was kicked to the outside. Thinking quickly... And extreme... Joshua grabbed the kitchen sink and turned it upside down. If Snypa's Black Russian Leg Sweep connected, he would attempt to grab Duane and pick him up for a suplex onto the sink!
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:25 am
(Forgot all about this. sweatdrop )
Duane was hit by the moves!
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