Mind you, I don't use the site much. I do lurk around profiles though, when I get bored.
Anyway, I was lurking around, and found this profile. It irritated me, so I did the first thing any intarweb user would do: make a thread about it.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=34864459&Mytoken=632676889920587326
These, my fellow humans, are the kinds of people I shun.
-Everything in the ******** profile is transparent, not that I care what it says anyway. Even highlighting the text doesn't help any. As I said, I couldn't give a s**t what their profile says. They're all generic anyway, which only supports my theory that preps are robots.
-Playboy bunny. Most. Overused. Theme. Ever.
-Sparkle gifs (of a ******** playboy bunny wtf). Very low filesize. Why it lags my computer like hell, I'll never understand. Quite irritating.
-Very generic profile. Everyone is a Sagittarius. Everyone likes Rock, Rap, or "Pretty much anything" (no trance fans you guys suck srsly.). Everyone likes sports. Everyone likes hott guyz/gurlz. Everyone is 5-foot-something (Come on, midgets. Show yourselves.). Everyone has those long-a** surveys stretching the page to mind-boggling lengths. I'd say that the only non-generic thing about it is the lack of a very crappy, new music video raping the poor site's bandwidth.
-The "who I'd like to meet" section. They always consist of some actor or celebrity. Am I the only person that realizes that that field is asking what TYPE of person you want to meet? You're never going to meet 50 Cent or Spiderman. I think we all know that, so why would the site admins include a separate field for that? LAWL @ you.
In conclusion: 90% of all Myspace users are, in fact, robots. We need totally sweet ninjas to kill them, or mankind, nay, the internet as we know it shall fall.
