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 Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:47 pm
* Plato: For the greater good.
* Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
* Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
* Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
* Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
* Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.
* Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
* Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
* Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.
* To see her flat mate. No, hang on - that was the toad.
* Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:54 pm
Doctor Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road
Did he cross it with a toad
Yes, the chicken crossed the road
But why it crossed, I've not been told
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:21 pm
So it could bump up this thread...
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:25 pm
i like that one... well iffin it doesn't get any new posts i guess i'll retire it tomorrow.... xp
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:36 pm
*Notes from a crazy person: The chicken didn't cross the road you did
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:36 pm
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!
L.A Poliece Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out.
ROBERT DE NIRO: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?
Marting Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:38 pm
and lyssan says... what chicken... where... twisted and returns five minutes latter with feathers hanging out of her mouth....
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:41 pm
Where ye taking notes from dear old Ronnie?
Kerobian says: Lyssan...heat up the oil...back in five...
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:55 pm
ready and waiting.... wink oooo look there goes another one..... brb
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:58 pm
*Returns with ten birds and begins frying three whole...the other three he butchers...seasoning everything with his own blend of herbs and spices...and then fries eveything up...
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:43 am
fox curls up lazily nearby... watching fer her chance to snatch a piece... stare blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:03 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:08 am
but of course... wink
anyone else want to add something to this delicious thread before i send it to the locker.... pirate
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:09 am
Shakespeare: to cross or not to cross, there is not the question
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