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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:32 pm
Who: Noel Johnny Noir and Chris Mclean
Where: Messhall
When: Some time in the late afternoon before dinner
Noel made his way to the messhall with one of his tabliods under his arm. When he opened the doors, however, the place seemed to be deserted. Odd? Noel shrugged figuring he just got there to early, the twilight period between lunch and dinner. No wonder it was empty.
With a shrug he relaxed and took a seat on top of one of the table tops letting his legs dangle over. Ahhh, now this was relaxing. Just him, a fresh new tabliod, and the Human League blasting through his head phones. What more could the teen ask for?
For one, his own bathroom, fashion line and a bunch of cute girls. OH OH AND a cheesy eighties flick! Also it would be pretty sweet to have his moped here... ALSO lazer guns and jelly related candies, a sweet keytar solo and umm..
Noels face was a bliss of a happy thoughts as he stared a hole through his tabliod. He wasn't really reading it, just wanted to not look lame in case a cute girl came in.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:52 pm
Sadly, no girls would be entering here. At least they wouldn't be the first to happen across him. Nope, instead he would be greeted by mister McLean himself! Aren't you lucky little Noel?
The messhall door's swung open and Chris merrily strolled his way in. He didn't seem too surpised to see Noel there, but then again he had this rather handy ability (called cameras) to know where everyone was. Ha ha!
"Sup dude?"
He didn't seem malicious...for now. Just relaxed really. That in itself could be terrifying.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:00 pm
Noel calmly looked up to see who was behind the 'sup dude' and almost fell backwards. Chris? What was he doing here? Noel just shrugged it off and gave Chris his usual prince charming smile. My god, sparkles could almost follow this camper around when ever he smiled.
"The ceiling," Noel pointed up to the ceiling in attempts at a lame joke. Most of Noels jokes weren't very good but he wasn't a comedian as much as a cover boy.
"Ehh," The mod zeroed in on Chris's amazingly shiny hair, "Your hairs so shiney!" Of course the comment was made with out much thought. One of those observational comments people say when you couldn't really think of something clever to say.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:12 pm
Sparkle-smiles sounded like something Chris himself would want. Hrmmm....
At the lame joke Chris gave a bit of a snicker. Lame, yes...but he wasn't paid to write jokes and it honestly sounded like some silly response he would have given. The snicker died down at Noel's comment. Heh heh! It was about time someone gave him a -compliment-.
"Thanks dude, I do my best!"
At this he ran a paw through his hair, purposefully fluffing it in a little show. ..Dear god.
"Yours isn't so bad either. Not as good as mine but with a bit of work..."
....No, it'd never be as good as his. But it could be awesome in it's own right!
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:55 pm
Noel just laughed in good nature, "Yeah, maybe one day. I don't know though your hairs pretty rad," He gave the host a small grin. Course, Noel had to agree. It was true that the host had better hair and Noel, quite frankly, was terrible at lying.
Still, what was the host of the show doing in the deserted messhall? The same could be wondered about Noel....
"So you having a bit of a secret eating then?" Noel tilted his head and chuckled at his other lame joke. Marshie the Marshmellow, now that was a bloke the mod wanted to meet... and eat... mmm secret eatings.
"Nah seriously? Is there a staff meeting going on? Should I leave?" Noel looked up and his naivety showed full on. It made the teens face make more boyish.
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:50 pm
Chris grinned, always content to receive a compliment. He glanced around the hall as Noel spouted his questions. Huh...it was pretty darn quiet around here. Oh well!
"Nah dude, I ate early at my own private dining place, ha ha!"
Though he did on occasion wander in here and eat in front of the campers to tick them off, he did actually have his own place FAR AWAY at which he ate his delicious meals.
"But nope, no meeting. Jussst checking up on things. I do that, being the host and all."
He stretched, wandering around the messhall a bit...for whatever reason it was he wanted to.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:11 pm
"So, Chris, I been meaning to ask you.. What made you want to host a show of a bunch of teens?" Noel's grey soft eyes caught direct contact with Chris's eyes. Even behind his glasses, Noels eyes seemed dreamy and smooth. How the hell did the boy do it?
"Well.. I mean.. I don't know. If I was going to host a show then it would have to be about something like the majestic prawn or somefing. That would be really cool, it could have like a tiny little top hat and like dance! And then it would go on safari's and be like the majestic prawn!" Noels face light up as he explained ... what ever the hell he was thinking. "And like there could be a segment about hair care in between EACH scene and that would be cool."
Noel looked up at the ceiling, "I mean little top hats on a prawn? Thats so ridiculous but at the same time you would cheer for the prawn. Ooohhhh is he gonna make it this season? You have to watch to find out the brave littl'el majestic prawn braves his way through the DMV .. THE HORROR, and now heres some hair care tips and close ups of me doing a keytar solo." Noel smiled.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:58 pm
Chris stared, mouth gaping - just- a bit as Noel went on...and on...and on. Man, what was this kid even going on about? Wanting into show business was an honorable thing but....
Um....
..........Yeah.
"Hair care tips sounds interesting dude."
Not that -he- needed any. His hair was perfect. But if he had to make some comment on this ah...'brilliant'...show plan, he'd at least comment on something he knew.
Chris leapt up onto the tops of one of the tables, peering up at the ceiling curiously. ...Huh, looks like there was a leak. They'd have to get that fixed. ...Eventually.
"Me? Well dude, I'm a famous host ya know."
He leapt back down, grinning over at Noel.
"Hosted lots of things! Award shows, figure skating, whatever. But this....this is just fun."
And something he was -attached to-, but no one needed to know that.
"Besides, someone has to whip you guys into shape or you'll NEVER be as awesome as me! ...Not that any of you really have a chance, but it's fun to watch you all try. Haha!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:37 pm
Noel frowned a little at the fact this camp was to whip them in shape to be as awesome as he was. "Hmm... So where like your clones or something? Does that mean my life up to this point has been a lie?" For a second Noel looked sheer terror struck. Then he remembered he didn't look like Chris. PHEW.
"No wait that can't be right....... " Noel shook his head. "Honestly, I think I'm pretty close to you on the awesome meter. " Noel grinned , " I mean look at how awesomely good looking I am. I'm really really really really good looking." And he posed. ... He posed alot ... alot of different poses. I swear there must have been camera's some where because there were freaking FLASHES.
Ehhh... zoolander-esc much?
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:30 pm
Chris deadpanned. Freaking...camera flashes...in his messhall. And they weren't aimed at him. WHAT?!
"Ahaha...no dude. No. You're on your way but you're nowhere near me yet. I mean really, you can hardly compare."
The host puffed up, tail swishing happily behind him.
"Good looking yes, awesome host material? Noooot quite."
Or ever, really. But McLean would never admit anyone could -ever- be as cool as he was.
"Keep working on it though..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:38 pm
Noel smiled that at least he got Chris to admit he was good looking. It was true Noel had no host show training. Not yet at least.
"Well... could you teach me maybe?" Noel looked up at the host the way you look at a big brother. There was a naive trust there that really should probably not be given to trust... probably ever. But Noel didn't know that. His perfect eyes were now open books of just how much he really trusted Chris.
"I mean... you can try right? I don't plan on being a model eye candy for ever. I think I got the looks for TV too."
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:18 pm
....Now this could prove interesting.
"Hrm..teach you dude? Well I guess learning from the best host ever is the obvious choice...but are you really UP to it?"
He was, afterall, rather unbearable to be around for long periods of time. He simply chalked it up to being way too awesome for most to handle.
"I suppose I could give you some tips...you'll learn more by -observing- my awesomeness though. And HA, you're in the right place for that~"
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:36 pm
The teens ears perked up, "I am?" He thought about it for a second before he realized Chris meant the show it self and not the messhall. "AHHH. Gotcha." Noel tilted his head side ways.
"You want me to start taking notes or somefing and follow you around." The concept of observing, or what Chris meant by it, went over the brit mods head. He just stared , eagerly and naively, at the host expectantly.
Honestly, following around ANYONE all day didn't really appeal to Noel...
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:30 am
"Well not -all day- dude...then you'd be a stalker and that'd just be creepy."
Chris shook his head. It was probably an honor to be stalked but still. -Ew-.
"Most aren't -born- with this talent..they learn by watching people who are better at it than them, ha!"
Though McLean liked to think he was born with his awesome talent.
"Already got the looks, just need to learn the skills..."
An ear flick, a tail swish...
"But I don't willingly give up my secrets. Sorrrrry~"
No, no he wasn't.
"So get to watching and learning dude."
The host gave a Noel a grin before turning on his heels and moving to leave.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:03 pm
Noel just kinda tilt his head and gave the host a tired smile. Stalking, yeah, that wasn't something this camper would want to do.. unless he found the female version of him self. HELL if he found him self as a male... OMG that would be awesome!!!
"Sorry mate, your not my type to stalk," He shook his head, "You'd need to update your wardrobe some and be more on top of fashion before I thought of stalking you... guess that would make you me then?" Okay Noel was teasing. He liked to play like that, even if alot of the times when others teased him it went WAYYY over his head. He hadn't meant to be mean or anything.
Ah well.
"See ya later then mate. Maybe I'll learn a thing or two on my own," Though ... Noel really didn't know what he meant like that. It just sounded cool and 'course image was everything. If you had no image then you might as well stamp rubbish on your forehead.
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