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 Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:45 pm
Heh heh, looks like the paperwork finally paid off, hm? Yew can see yo' camper and the campers other suckers sponsors haveta put up with, along with a description of the camper. Fill out this additional form to complete registration for camp:
[b]Sponsor Name:[/b] Your username goes here
[b]Camper's Name:[/b] What'chu wanna call'em?
[b]Camper's Song:[/b] What're they listening to?
[b]How Awesome is Chris:[/b] Your esteemed and most honorable host~~
Don't see your camper yet?We're still processin' paperwork and trackin' them down. Check back often! How long do I have to wait for a cert?Certs'll arrive when the event officially starts. Why? You'll see.
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:46 pm
1) x F a l e n x [ x ] "This camper was caught painting an alley in many exciting colors while singing at the top of her lungs. Honestly, we were -paid- to take her away since she kept breaking windows with that voice of her's, haha! She's a little absent-minded, and you can hear the music from her headphones. It's a wonder why she's not deaf yet! Fun Fact: she's dyed her fur so many times that the chemicals refuse to take to her fur, leaving her a brilliant white." 2) Fea Line [ x ] "Not satisfied with the attention she was receiving, this camper took to dying her fur and hair extreme colors in order to gain more. She's one with the boys, but not afraid to dress in girlier clothes if the situation calls for it." 3) purrasha [ x ] "Once upon a time, this little girl was the leader of the cheer leaders, all pep and no brain. Then one day, she realized that, like, oh my gawd you know that one girl goin' out with that one guy who you, like, totally had your eyes one? Yeah! She, like, totally took him when you were about to make your move girlfriend! ...And so in her fury, she robbed the other girl's wardrobe, found it to be her size, and decided to wreck havoc on her while wearing her own clothes. We had to spring her out of juvvie, and she's still upset that she didn't get to finish her master plan of revenge. Like totally." 4) Caneton [ x ] "An easy-going, fun-loving guy this camper isn't out to make any waves with his fellow contestants. All he needs to be happy is a sunny day and some good music to listen to." 5) WindRiderNaya [ x ] "You've got questions? This camper has answers, most of the time. Most of the time, she has her nose in a book -- usually on fashion. Or at least, that's what we thought. An intern removed her book on a dare, and inside we found a hidden compartment that contained a hand-held video game system. Just how she was able to play it without thumbs is anyone's guess." 6) Excited Apathy [ x ] "This camper looks at the world through rose-tinted shades!...Literally! A gamer at heart, she's the kindly sort who's willing to help anyone through their problems...as long as it doesn't interrupt a WoW raid." 7) 0-Ookami Kokoro-0 [ x ] "This one is simply a lawsuit -waiting- to happen. No matter how hard he tries this camper usually ends up tripping, falling, spilling something, or generally messing up in some way shape or form. Heh, good thing we got you suckers sponsors to sign those liability papers eh? What he lacks in general coordination he makes up for in lovable personality." 8.) Ashton Tsuki [ x ] "We found this little sucker camper from the snowy north. Despite this, he spends chilly days curled up with a plush next to a fire, away from the cold. He carries around an extra pair of mittens in his pokeball for some reason."
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:48 pm
9) icy baby black and blues [ x ] "This little camper dreams of growing up and evolving into a Houndoom. However, she's still adjusting to the fact that she's not a pokemon and thus can't breathe fire, and any attempts to remind her of this result in a long tirade of... well, I stopped listening as soon as she opened her mouth. Anyhoo, to cope, she dyes stencil designs into her fur." 10) Amon Larethian - [ x ] "If you value your property, I wouldn't let this camper anywhere near anything that could possibly be flammable or combustible. He's an excitable type, often heard babbling about some 'evil' plan and attempting to rig another big boom. In a nutshell, he's uh....well he's nuts. ...Yeah I know that was lame, but hey I don't get paid to write. Anywaaaaays...as a final precaution, I wouldn't stand behind him after a meal of beans, if you know what I mean. Phew!" 11) Dementia Requiem Asumi [ x ] "There is nothing blacker than the deep dark abyss that is this perma's soul. A cloud of gloom surrounds her -- or is it him? Honestly, you can never tell with these emo kids." 12) TrinityCowboy [ x ] "Uh dudes...I'd watch yourselves around this one. She's usually found lurking quietly in the shadows, taking notes on her surroundings in her journal. And....I dunno man she just gives me the creeps." 13) LizzyMoo - [ x ] "When trying out his doomsday triumphant heroic device, Demy fired it at you and got this. You can have it as a momento. We hear she's quite the talented artist, and that backpack of hers is filled with as many sketchbooks and other artistic supplies it could hold. She'd rather be sitting in a nice corner somewhere drawing than mingling with the other campers." 14) Kaitaia - [ x ] "This guy is pretty famous... with his neighbors and the police. His "band" takes the stage after he backs his mom's van out of the garage, and and the names of each of the "band" members are known by the entire police force. This guy is pretty notorious, and knows the names of the entire police force as well as what's currently going on in their life. He's sociable and easy to talk to, if someone can get over his ego. When asked about his encounters with the police, he tends to brag about how awesome his "escort" is, rather than how hideously off-key his music is." 15) Melodine Cantus - [ x ] "Don't let the sweet look of this lolita girl fool you. We found her trying to break into the staff area to get the dirt on some cameramen, and upon being caught she immediately played the cute "I'm innocent don't blame meeee!" act. I'd also watch what you have in your pockets, just in case." 16) Quiet_Wolf - [ x ] "This little camper's mouth is bigger than their ego, which is crushing me from here! Added to that, well, we can't honestly tell -what- gender this Audio identifies themselves as. Interns sent to follow them have revealed that this audio doesn't go to the bathroom. At all." 17) Lilwolfpard - [ x ] "You know that sister you always wanted? Yeah? Well here she is. What, you don't want her anymore? Too bad! This little girl rarely runs out of energy, and can talk the ears off anyone who gets within a 20 yard radius. It's rumored that she has a dark secret, but just lookit her and her cuuute lil demonic tattoos! Isn't she the sweetest? ... what? Yeah dude, I'm totally wearing earplugs. What of it? ;;;" 18.) Rhea Hyuga [ x ] "While raving, this one got into ah...someone's private booze stash. Great. We are not to be held responsible for anything broken during a uh...'inspired' dancing spree. She's a crazy party-girl, but at least she's friendly! ...Maybe a bit too friendly." 19) Prolixity - [ x ] "Don't cross this camper! We made her walk through security six times to make sure she doesn't have any hidden knives on her. Even then, she still wears that I-know-something-you-don't-know look. gonk "
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:58 pm
20) Chobi_Chocobo [ x ] "Top of th'mornin to you! This jolly chap has an ego as big as ol' Big Ben, though he knows when to break for tea. Unlike most of the other lads'n'lasses, this fellow is rather civillized and will be actually rather helpful, wot wot!" 21) [Eskimo] [ x ] "This cheery little girl is often heard giggling...and giggling....and giggling...man does she ever stop giggling? In between her crazy fits of giggles she's found rambling off a story about how one of her 2859252 accessories were obtained...which often ends in more giggling." 22) Yuki-Sahoma18 [ x ] "If life was a shoujo manga, this little camper would be the perfect Prince for the main character to cozy up to and warm up, considering how cold he is. He doesn't laugh or cry, but when he gets pissed... Well, it's a good thing he's a quiet sort that that avoids trouble." 23) Teh Angel Yuna [ x ] "This is one reeeally weird camper, dude. He had some nicer clothes, but then he traded them to an intern for some reason. Honestly? He gives me the creeps, especially after he said this: "You seek for knowledge and wisdom, as I once did; and I ardently hope that the gratification of your wishes may not be a serpent to sting you, as mine has been." 'cause dude, I just wanna know how to make my hair look better than it already is. IS THAT A CRIME?! gonk " 24) iStoleYurVamps - [ x ] "You know the phrase "you are what you eat?" This radioactive chipmunkish fellow found out the hard way after his gummi shark binge. Then again, considering his eating habits, it's a wonder if he really enjoys eating anything and everything or if he killed his taste-buds licking unknown substances in questionable clubs past curfew. In any event, he carries snacks around with him to sate his hunger." 25) Silver Angel - [ x ] "This little camper aspires to have her own show on Animal Planet named "Black'n'White Lurve: The Hunt for the Elusive One-Night-Stand Panda." She hopes that her experience at camp with how the teams will interact could be applicable to pandas in order to have a smash-hit TV show and not have the hum-drum of a 2AM time slot that gets shoved out of the way in favor of paid programing. She's rather easy-going and a team player, even if she sometimes does interact with the camera crew a little too much for Chris' comfort." 26) Graceangel [ x ] "Weeell, we couldn't find a camper with nice titties, but we found one with several GREAT tits! The only shows she's managed to get on were unofficial pod-casts posted to YouTube, and not very popular ones at that. She keeps a journal in her backpack, and only barely manages to get by without needing a censor bar." 27) CuterThanYou [ x ] "This camper claims (proudly, we might add) that she often gets dressed in the dark. ...Please, please don't let her dress herself any more. On another note, the supposed 'markings' on her are really paint stains. She's a bit -really- klutzy. Have fun! " 28.) Magical Werefox [ x ] "HOLYCRAP it's a top-hat wearing tap-dancing green fox GETINTHECAR. ...At least Chris didn't lie about what he'd give the sponsor, eh?" 29) WyvernScale [ x ] "For some, the last thing they see in life is this camper's skull armband before going blind from her awesome...or at least her love of bright green. She's a bit of a geek, with a vast knowledge of hidden easter eggs in videogames." 30) Kikuhito-Chan [ x ] "Finding his own fur color rather plain and boring, this camper adores dressing in brightly colored accessories. Prolonged exposure to his wardrobe may result in blindness, please take caution and wear sunglasses if planning on cleaning up his room (cause hey, Chris isn't going to entertain any lawsuits pertaining to this, you've been warned!)." 31) The Adorable Panda [ x ] "This little vegan just LOVES lace! In fact, she loves it to the point where she'll start to tear up upon being asked to wear something without it. While favoring the sweet lolita look, she secretly wishes she had the courage to dye her hair and put a new spin on punk lolita fashion."
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:59 pm
32) timeerkat - [ x ] "This camper didn't exactly sign up for camp. See, one of his older brothers did, and... well, we liked this one more. Look, he's even wearing his ID from home! Hahaha! Well, when we dragged him here, he kept wailing about wanting to go home while clinging to a plush he has in his backpack there. He also has several rolls of socks and clean underwear in his backpack, packed there by mom. Aww. At least his brothers aren't here -- maybe he'll learn how to stand up to them, considering he was being used as a footrest in the audition tape? Hmm, hey Chef-man! Go get me an intern reeeeal quick!" 33) Ririka [ x ] "...Huh. This one seems pretty normal. You sure they signed up for the right show? Though...on occasion they offer a rather biting remark, and at times a snicker you could swear wasn't that of a sane Audio. ....Yeah, I guess they did sign up for the right place." 34) Huni Pi - [ x ] "Avast and ahoy, mateys! Ye've nothing to fear with this aspiring pirate here! She's adventurous and not afraid of anything! ...Well, except maybe the dark, but armed with a flashlight there's nothing that can stop her! ...okay, so maybe a lack of thumbs prevents her from wielding any sword, but you can't blame her for trying." 35) SSBrosM - [ x ] "It was hard work dragging this one out of his DnD campaign to come on the show but after a little ah...'persuasion' (or Audio-napping, heh heh) we convinced him it was a good idea to come. He's never seen without his DnD bandana and adventurer's vest, though it often needs cleaning thanks to burst pens in his vest pocket." 36) Snowbelle Thundara - [ x ] "A down to earth sort of girl, this one finds herself striving to be 'one of the guys'. Back home she's friends with a group of boys who treat her as their little sister. She doesn't mind getting dirty, scraped up, or learning about 'boy' things like cars and sports." 37) Mouse Pachinkorelli - [ x ] "Armed with his Magic Numbered Rock of Rolling and his +10 Glasses of Almighty Sight (with tape defense, might he add) this little one is ready for action! ...At least -pretend- action. He's a pro at LARPing but an awkward wreck in nearly everything else. Chris was rather hesistant to let this one on the show, until he mentioned something about a spell for +Inifinity to Hair Shininess..." 38.) Scaramouche Fandango - [ x ] "Despite that devious smile this one actually has a knack for -fixing- things. Rather than buy new clothes she's quite the whiz at stitching together old outfits to create new ones. ...Now just don't tell her that Chris replaced her backpack full of tools and supplies with toy hammers and the like okay?" 39) Leena-chan - [ x ] "This girl has read every book about survival before auditioning. Heck, she even read her lines off perfectly! We could've sworn she was a paid actress 'til her annoy little siblings crashed the set she made. She forgot to turn the recorder off when she chased'em off, heh heh. Her rather optimistic and friendly outlook might take her far in the show, but will she be able to survive around some of the cutthroats? Or would she buy their loyalty with delicious brownies (which we confiscated, by the way. They were delicious!), or fall into their twisted traps and become ensnared in their manipulative plans?" 40) Gabriel Night - [ x ] "This girl is practical, and doesn't take any nonsense from anyone. While kind towards others, she often clams up and refuses to speak to anyone she views as outside the standard cultural "norm." If she had any choice in the matter, she'd spend her life raising ducks and not doing anything else. Since she doesn't, however, she's stuck participating in this reality TV show. Ha!" 41) Arcadia Roseblood [ x ] "This little girl has a talent for making maceroni animals. Sadly, she ate them and blamed it on the camper next to her. She tends to stay in everyone's good graces until she's in trouble, then she blames everyone else." 42) Nuclearity - [ x ] "...Dude is it just me or does it look like a lava lamp exploded all over this camper? -Seriously- man this is one radioactive looking little teen! She's a hardcore raver, and is rather enthusiastic and loud. Great, not only will she blind you, she'll deafen you as well. gonk " 43) GrnGriff [ x ] "This guy will believe anything that's on TV. As soon as the casting-call for teens to win some cash went out, he immediately signed up, believing that it would be the BEST SUMMER EVERRRRR! And of course, he's right in that. Chris McLean picked him personally because they both use the same hair-care product that McLean himself advertises. This camper's cute and adorable, if a bit clueless at times." 44) Kaze Taco [ x ] "This little girl was so shy, we had to literally lure her out of her hiding spot with some interns dressed up like stuffed animals! Ha! Well, there's not much to say about her, other then the reminder that we're not responsible for toothaches this sweetie inflicts on anyone with her cuteness." 45) Yinesa [ x ] "This girl will be a blessing to have in your group! She's well versed in the art of healing through Hello Kitty bandaids and carries a backpack full of healing supplies and video games. She's usually in a cheery mood, and is capable of cheering up even the grumpiest of campers." 46) Ruler of Everything [ x ] "Don't be fooled, she might put on a nice sweet personality but this camper isn't afraid to turn her back on her closest friend to win the game. Dude, are all those fur patterns horse-like markings...or blood from previous backstabbings? The world may never know :V..." 47) Naien Haigara [ x ] "This camper is sweet, innocent, and....well he's just a tad bit gullible. He almost always sees the best in people and refuses to believe anyone would mean him any harm. ...No, he hasn't noticed that bow that one of the rebel campers tied on his tail yet." 48 ) Aqua Drageen - [ x ] "A cute demeanor hides the sharp, calculating mind beneath. This little girl has beaten every strategy game there is -- a chess master, RISK roller, a Monopolizer of boardgames, she deludes her opponents into thinking she's a bubble-headed teen until it's too late. When she's not creating strategies, she enjoys long walks on the beach and reading fantasy novels. Once she's old enough, she wants to go an an adventure and become the ruler of a small country before expanding and commanding an empire."
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:45 am
Sponsor Name: Ashton Tsuki
Camper's Name: "Kevi" aka Kevin
Camper's Song: Knock Knock - Lenka
How Awesome is Chris: Very frikkin' awesome for finding me this adorable camper. 8C <33333333333 *SENDS COMPLIMENTARY MUFFIN BASKET* THANK YOU!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:07 am
Sponsor Name: LizzyMoo
Camper's Name: "Lizzy" aka LizBobGeorgeNekoBakaWashuchan (you do not need to put the big name on the cert if you'd like to avoid it xD )
Camper's Song: Antisocial - Anthrax
How Awesome is Chris: Chris is now my best friend... or at least my mind says so :< ~ <3
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:17 am
Sponsor Name: 0-Ookami Kokoro-0
Camper's Name: Nicky
Camper's Song: A good idea at the time-OK Go
How Awesome is Chris: So awesome it's overwhelming!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:47 am
Sponsor Name: Melodine Cantus
Camper's Name: Rosalina
Camper's Song: Misery Business -Paramore
How Awesome is Chris: As awesome as he thinks he is ;D
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:38 am
Sponsor Name: The Adorable Panda
Camper's Name: Helena Rose
Camper's Song: Pure White Lace by Eyes Set to Kill
How Awesome is Chris: Better than oreos.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:31 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:53 am
Sponsor Name: Mouse Pachinkorelli
Camper's Name: Simon (aka Sherwood Feykin, Master of the Arcane)
Camper's Song: Linkin Park - The Wizard Song
How Awesome is Chris: I can't tell, his hair is so blindingly bright now! @___@;
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:34 am
Sponsor Name: x F a l e n x
Camper's Name: Emilie Wyndham
Camper's Song: Hold Your Color - Pendulum
How Awesome is Chris: really frackin' awesome!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:27 pm
Sponsor Name: Kikuhito-Chan
Camper's Name: Asher Amitola
Camper's Song: Neon Tiger - The Killers
How Awesome is Chris: askkjdksfdfj-ing awesome. 8D In fact! He's so awesome that he wasn't blinding by tracking down this lovely little camper... yet. C:
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