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Do you laugh?
Yes
26%
 26%  [ 4 ]
No
13%
 13%  [ 2 ]
Sometimes or only if no one is hurt by them
60%
 60%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 15


Jinnari Kisaragi
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:45 pm


Ok, I know that a lot of us have been the butt of many of them...but do you actually laugh at them?

Now I'll admit that just so long as no one is hurt by them or the butt of them unwillingly, then , yeah...I'll laugh. I used to get teased a lot...but I still have a sense of humor.

And if you do still laugh at them (or not) what are some of your fav jokes?
I'm partial to those "Your mamma's so fat" ones. They are usually so bad that they can never be hurtful. whee

And last thing...has anyone seen that movie Shallow Hal? I hate to admit it is a good movie but I liked it...and I was raised by a movie snob. sweatdrop Whoever wrote it seemed to have acutally spoken to an actual fat chick or two. I have actually said some of those things that that character Rosemary said. And yes...I laughed at the cheap fat jokes. Some were so bad though...and then there were the few that made me laugh because they had happened to me. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:54 pm


Well I once kinda turned a joke back to someone. We were in this stupid conversation about going to school naked. And I told him "Cant you imagine me coming to school naked? There'd be snipers on the roof scoping me out! Thats why you dont see fat naked guys walking around, they get shot Micheal!" It made me feel very happy 'cause he busted a gut, literally. Then I just was on a roll and needed to keep him laughing. I asked him "Why would you want me to come to school naked? Micheal....I'm not going to be a part of your fat naked guy fantasy!"
That literally killed him. He laughed so hard...made me feel special! xd
Now I always say to him "Micheal stop imaging me naked! Its not going to happy man."

Then theres me and my bestfriend Kasey. I always tell him hes fat (Hes hella skinny in my preferances). Then he turns around and says "John...you're hella skinny dude, gain some weight." I just laugh.
domokun

Edit: I loved that movie! blaugh
The part where she throws her panties to him just cracked me up. xd
Twas hot. heart

Wolfy Madison


Diego the Incubus

PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:47 am


Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:06 am


Zeta_240
Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."

I for one think fat jokes, or ANY jokes that target someone's appearance are in bad taste and I don't find them funny one bit. I'm not going to just sit and let some asshat insult me and try and pass it off as a joke "Aw c'mon, it's only a joke"...no, it's an insult, ******** find that if someone can't think of anything clever on their own and have to resort to poking fun at someone's weight, well...it's pretty pathetic.

But that's just me. Some people don't mind having someone insult them to their face, but I won't stand for it.

Tessiebean


Diego the Incubus

PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:17 am


Tessiebean
Zeta_240
Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."

I for one thing fat jokes, or ANY jokes that target someone's appearance are in bad taste and I don't find them funny one bit. I'm not going to just sit and let some asshat insult me and try and pass it off as a joke "Aw c'mon, it's only a joke"...no, it's an insult, ******** find that if someone can't think of anything clever on their own and have to resort to poking fun at someone's weight, well...it's pretty pathetic.

But that's just me. Some people don't mind having someone insult them to their face, but I won't stand for it.

... And once again I find that I've insulted someone with my opinions without even trying. sad Why me? I don't want people pissed off at me.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:23 am


Zeta_240
Tessiebean
Zeta_240
Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."

I for one thing fat jokes, or ANY jokes that target someone's appearance are in bad taste and I don't find them funny one bit. I'm not going to just sit and let some asshat insult me and try and pass it off as a joke "Aw c'mon, it's only a joke"...no, it's an insult, ******** find that if someone can't think of anything clever on their own and have to resort to poking fun at someone's weight, well...it's pretty pathetic.

But that's just me. Some people don't mind having someone insult them to their face, but I won't stand for it.

... And once again I find that I've insulted someone with my opinions without even trying. sad Why me? I don't want people pissed off at me.

Oh no no hon, I'm not pissed at you! I'm just saying that some people are willing to laugh at a joke at their expense, I don't, that's all.

*huggles* No worries love wink

Tessiebean


Untamed Toast

PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:29 am


Well I USUALLY don't laugh at my family's fat jokes, THOSE are insulting >>"

But when I call a girl fat (this only works on Codeh XD) I use it to flirt alittle, for example.

"Mmmmmm you got FATTER since I last saw ya!! My little piggeh " ~Hump~

whee
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:43 am


ive heard all or most of them. so when someone points at me and tells me a really lame fat joke trying to get me to like.. be pissed off, i giggle and tell them a better one =)

[The][Irkin][Army]


SquishyAngeh

PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:38 am


I like the *your momma jokes* they are funny to me......only cause they are not ment to be mean........

YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT, WHEN SHE HEARD THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT AND GRABBED A BOWL!

I love those jokes.....

I also love the one that says

YOU MOMMAS SO FAT, HER BLOOD TYPE IS CRISCO!

I love that one ! LOL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:58 pm


Tessiebean
Zeta_240
Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."

I for one think fat jokes, or ANY jokes that target someone's appearance are in bad taste and I don't find them funny one bit. I'm not going to just sit and let some asshat insult me and try and pass it off as a joke "Aw c'mon, it's only a joke"...no, it's an insult, ******** find that if someone can't think of anything clever on their own and have to resort to poking fun at someone's weight, well...it's pretty pathetic.

But that's just me. Some people don't mind having someone insult them to their face, but I won't stand for it.

Most of the time when I'm teased...yeah I get hurt but I'm finally able to do something my Mom told me to do a long time ago...laugh at it. Because I know that 95% of the time it is a lie....and if it is not it is truth and if it is...*shrugs* ...if I don't like it I can change it. Besides, most of the time the joke is a lame attempt to make the person who tells it feel better....and they usually need it...a lot. sweatdrop And since it is usually a group of guys who say it...at least one of them who laughs checks me out as I walk away. And if it is a group of girls...they stare at my boobs...usually because they have none. I think that it is just stupid to tease people...and that is why I laugh....the joke itself most of the time isn't that funny anyway... sweatdrop

Jinnari Kisaragi
Crew


Tessiebean

PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:37 pm


Jinnari
Tessiebean
Zeta_240
Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then who ARE we gonna laugh at... without getting our asses kicked, that is. xd

No really, It does hurt when someone makes jokes at our expence, but we all need to stop and think about funny it really is. Like the old saying goes, "someday we'll look back on this and laugh."

I for one think fat jokes, or ANY jokes that target someone's appearance are in bad taste and I don't find them funny one bit. I'm not going to just sit and let some asshat insult me and try and pass it off as a joke "Aw c'mon, it's only a joke"...no, it's an insult, ******** find that if someone can't think of anything clever on their own and have to resort to poking fun at someone's weight, well...it's pretty pathetic.

But that's just me. Some people don't mind having someone insult them to their face, but I won't stand for it.

Most of the time when I'm teased...yeah I get hurt but I'm finally able to do something my Mom told me to do a long time ago...laugh at it. Because I know that 95% of the time it is a lie....and if it is not it is truth and if it is...*shrugs* ...if I don't like it I can change it. Besides, most of the time the joke is a lame attempt to make the person who tells it feel better....and they usually need it...a lot. sweatdrop And since it is usually a group of guys who say it...at least one of them who laughs checks me out as I walk away. And if it is a group of girls...they stare at my boobs...usually because they have none. I think that it is just stupid to tease people...and that is why I laugh....the joke itself most of the time isn't that funny anyway... sweatdrop

Well when people say ignorant jokes to me, I don't get hurt or angry, I usually say something intelligent/witty as a retort and they wind up looking like bigger asshats than they did originally. I am just the kind of person who won't let some ignorant a** try and ridicule me for their own amusement. I have a sense of humour and I know how to take a joke, but when it's insulting and I'm not laughing, it no longer is a joke, it's an insult.

We all have different ways of dealing with the ignorant, to each their own smile
PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:23 pm


I might as well not post in this guild.... stare

Wolfy Madison


[The][Irkin][Army]

PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:27 pm


Wolfy Madison
I might as well not post in this guild.... stare
*cling* nuuu dont go away! just because people didnt respond to your post doesnt mean that we didnt sit there laughing our asses off while reading it!

*i did!*
PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:28 pm


The_Irkin_Army
Wolfy Madison
I might as well not post in this guild.... stare
*cling* nuuu dont go away! just because people didnt respond to your post doesnt mean that we didnt sit there laughing our asses off while reading it!

*i did!*

*pokes*
xp

Wolfy Madison


Wolfy Madison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:31 pm


And speaking of yo momma jokes.
If anyone told me one of those I'd most likely say "What is this? Third grade?"
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