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Mysterious Shadowy Figure
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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:29 pm
The 2009 FEF Awards!
Ah, welcome, children, welcome! It's that time again-- time for the FEF Awards. This annual popularity contest means virtually nothing and therefore everyone cares about it deeply, which is why we continue to do it.
The prizes... really don't exist at all. I suppose if you win I'll kill you quickly and relatively without pain? Granted, there's... an awful lot of winners.
Yeah, you win nothing. Maybe someone will make you a picture of a trophy later. Since I'm, you know, omnipotent, and Fefga's out of commission, I summoned up her records of all your votes, and I'll be running the show this year!
We're starting with the General Awards category. There are so many awards, I'm breaking the show down into the ten categories! I'll list the nominees for each award in a category, then give you the winners all at once.
Let's get started! *adjusts his monocle and shifts the Felchinchilla from his breast pocket to his right shoulder, then clears his throat and holds up the papers*
In the General Awards category, we start with the Best Avatar award!
The nominees are...
-Rath
-Sue
-Tibarn
-Vaida
-Amelia
-And Ninian!
For the Most Creative award, the nominees are...
-Rhys
-Tibarn
-Sophia
-Lilina
-Sue
-And Huey!
For the award of Most Likely To Be Hit By The FEFail Boulder...
-Ashnard
-Nometal
-Older Soren
-And Rei!
Nominees for the Sneakiest award are...
-Rath
-Sain
-Sue
-Heath
-And Vika!
In the category of Best Signature, we have...
-Tibarn
-Sain
-Heath
-And Rath!
The lucky nominees for the award for Most Random are...
-Huey
-And Heath!
Scariest avatar, hmm? Sounds up my alley, hmm? Let's see the nominees.
-Heath
-Loki (Ha! I told you!)
-And Vaida!
And now, the nominees for the Most Spontaneous award!
-Rei
-Rhys
-Heath
-And Fa!
On to the nominees for the Most Likely to Win a Fight with Chuck Norris award! Ooh, sounds fun.
-Ashera
-Vaida
-Shiva
-And Siegell!
Shouldn't I have a lovely assistant? The nominees for Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress are:
-Rei
-Nila
-Amelia
-Valter
-And Amelia!
And last in line, here are the nominations for Best Username!
-GRANNY N., aka Margarette (Mysterious Granny Figure)
-Sophia (Hatori Miharu)
-Heath (Zelym)
-Soren/Ed/Ashera (Senerio no Akuma)
-Sain (Dios de Television)
-Amelia (Marshmallow Kitty)
-And Rei (Phith Leico)!
Felchinchilla, the envelope please...?
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:49 pm
Aha! Thank you, my furry familiar. <3
*twirls a knife and slits the envelope with it, then pulls out the letter*
And the Feffies go to...
For Best Avatar, Amelia! Congratulations!
For Most Creative, Huey! Very close race.
In a bit of a landslide, Ashnard takes the award for Most Likely to Get Hit by the FEFail Boulder! What I wouldn't give to see that.
After a bit of a battle, Rath snuck away unseen with the Sneakiest Feffy!
In an absolutely smashing victory, Heath blew away the competition for the Best Signature award!
Heath also swept the polls to win the Most Random award!
And in the much-anticipated Scariest Avatar award... Wait, what!? Heath AND Vaida beat ME! There seems to be a tie between Heath and Vaida for this award. Hmph. I see how it is.
And Heath's unbelievable winning streak continues in a tie with Rhys for the Most Spontaneous award. Wow, this is one popular guy, apparently.
You know, I don't see why the Goddess of Order was nominated for Most Likely to Win a Fight With Chuck Norris... but I'm pleased to see she didn't win. Vaida takes the Feffy! Well done, madam. You know, they say there is no mammary gland under Vaida's boobs. There are only two more fists.
Now, even I expected Rei to win the award for Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress, buuuut... the winner is Nils! Bit of a shocker, hm?
And at long last, the Feffy for Best Username goes to... Soren, for the username Senerio No Akuma!
*sets the letter on fire and tosses it away* That's it for the General Awards! The Pronz Awards category is coming up shortly.
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Mysterious Shadowy Figure
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:02 pm
Ahaha, now, see, Loki, THIS category requires someone as sexy as I am to take the helm. *distracts Felchinchilla with a shiny coin while he snatches the nominations papers*
A-hem. The Pronz Awards are up next! Let's see the nominations...
The Bangin'est Babe award! For FEF's hottest ladies! My my. ;D I know where to look for my little black book.
-Lyre
-Nino
-Ayra
-Vaida
-Amelia
-And Kris! ... Wait, Kris is a... what IS Kris?
And the Feffy goes to...
It's a clean split between Lyre and Ayra! They are pretty hot stuff. >3
Anyway, moving on. The Most Likely To Be Masochistic award!
-Lance
-Heath
-Vaida
-Nometal
-Rei
-And Amelia!
And our winner is...
Lance! Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Next, the Most Likely to be a Sadist award!
-Vaida
-Shiva
-Tori
-And Siegell!
The winner of the Feffy iiiiiiiis...
Vaida, by a long shot! Even I've heard about her... tendencies.
Let's see, now... Gah, it's all sooty from the damn fire... Okay. Most Likely to have Sex'd Everybody by December! Totally me, right? But no, here are our nominees.
-Tibarn
-Heath
-Kishuna
-Vika
-And Kris!
And the Woody Feffy belongs to...
Tibarn! Wow. He apparently gets around. Hope his wife doesn't find out.
Some of these ballots are a little sticky... ugh. Let's see, on to Sexiest Male! The nominees.
-Rhys
-Siegell
-Kishuna
-And Tibarn!
And FEF's sexiest male is...
Tibarn, once again! Well, that certainly explains the last award! He's no match for me, of course, but I'm not exactly an FEFer.
Ohhhkay, this is a weird one. Most Likely to be the Meat in a Valtome-Oliver Sandwich!
-Nino
-Nils
-Kishuna
-And Rei!
And the winner, by an unfortunate landslide is...
Nino! Sorry, cutie.
On to the Most Likely to Steal Panties award. This is me, too, actually. I just stole your panties. Go ahead and check. Yeah. Didn't even notice, did you? The nominees!
-Legault
-Lance
-Rhys
-Rei
-And Sain!
And the Feffy, featuring Fefga going commando, goes to...
Legault. Was there any doubt, really?
And at last, we come to Most Flirtatious! Let's check out the nominees.
-Tibarn
-Arashe
-Zelos
-Siegell
-And Kishuna!
And our winner is...
Zelos! Very close match, though, very, very close. Nearly a three-way tie, to be honest.
Alrighty, that's all I wanted to do. Hey, who wants to do the next segment? :D
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:30 pm
-steals the paper from Castello-
Go take a nap or something Castello, Triumph and I shall handle thi—wait, oh eww, Triumph stop drooling on the paper!
But, Evelyn, these awards are so exiting… for me to POOP ON!
… If you poop on this paper before I announce the awards I’ll make it so Kyros doesn’t make you anymore food.
But Eve—
AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE PUPPY INTERRUPTED ME. –cough-
I guess these are art the art awards or something; it’s hard to read this section, Triumph kind of drool—
Evelyn, what is art?
-sighs-
The nominees for Best Mugshot Artist are…
-Rath
-Huey
-Ayra
-Keith Wolf
-And Rei!
The winner is…
Rath by a landslide!
Hey, this is my-
Best Artist! What the heck is an artist? Something you eat… The tasty people are as follows!
-Ayra
-Amelia
-Huey
-And Ilyana!
The tastiest artist…
The BEST Artist is Ilyana, again by a landslide!
Most Likely To Eat The Best Artist's Dust! I bet the dust tastes good… good enough for me to POOP ON! The voting was between…
-Nino
-Ashnard
Out of the two the winner was…
Ashnard, that dude I pooped on yesterday.
Erm… Best Fanfic Author! Some more tasty people!
-Rhys
-Ayra
-Huey
-Ninian
-Rei
-And Nils!
The winner was… a tie between Ayra and Nils!
Oh, and that seems to be all. What’s next?
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:13 pm
Oh my, I seem to have lost Kris… again. He better not be-- Hm? There seems to be something on the ground. [/picks up the award list] Ugh, it’s kind of soggy… [/waves the list in the air a bit] Anyway…
Member Awards, huh? Guess it wouldn’t hurt to read these off. [/purr]
Most Missed Member! Well if they’re missed they best come back. The competition for most missed member included…
-Ilyana
-Lilina
-Huey
-Tori
-And Neimi!
For winner it was a tie between Lilina and Huey! Maybe the mage flew away on the Pegasus? Well, I’ll see what I can do to track them down, but first…
We have the award for Most Active! That’s quite the opposite of the last one, the winner of this better help me track down the most missed members.
-Rei
-Heath
-Sue
-Isadora
-Tibarn
The winner was Heath! Hey, didn’t he win a bunch of things already? He must be a busy guy.
Oh, a really cute award! Most Cuddlable! …Why wasn’t I nominated? Anyway the two nominees were…
-Amelia
-And Nils!
And the person I’ll be hugging, woops, I mean the winner was Nils! What a cutie.
Most Helpful! I wonder if they’ll help me find Kris.
-Ayra
-Tibarn
-Nils
-And Isadora!
My knight in shining armor, or the winner, turned out to be Isadora!
Biggest Grammar Nazi! That sounds a bit scary. [/purrs]
-Shiva
-Ayra
-Tibarn
-Rath
-And Ed!
And the winner was Ayra, by a lot. I best not make any slip ups around her.
Hatmon what are you doing?
Kris, I was just looking for you. You haven’t paid me my—Hey, get back here!
[/drops the list and runs after Kris]
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:38 am
Bah! What is this rubbish going on?..... An award? Bah! These ungrateful worms don't deserve to have these! If my glorious mistress is alive, she would have beaten all of you for good!
You've wished to know why I'm here after being dead for long? Well, it seems that your Dark Lord had revived me just to announce the winners of this..... pairing award?! Bah!!! If you comment about this Synra/Vika pairing or Synra/Grishelda pairing, I'll Rex-spell you into the abyss!!!!! Now.... *shudders* Shall we begin?
Best Couple! Bah! As if you can find some "lovey-dovey" in the mist of the battle! Only chaos and death came from the battlefield! HOhohohoho!! These couple pairings are....
-Rys/Amelia
-Tibarn/Ayra
-Rath/Nino
-Abel/Alihi
-And Aidan/Blossom
And the winners for this couple are...... the feeble priest and the small knight?! Oh, my wonderous mistress will not be pleased about this horrible news.... This will surely turn her over in her grave. I must inform her about this utterly nonsense, but first.....
For the Best FEF Canon Pairing.... Great, another idiotic pairing and this involves with the event. What's so great about having romance in this redundant trash?! It's the gory and suspense that rule the genre!!!! These nominees are....
-Rhys/Amelia (Bah, again with this pairing?!)
-Rath/Nino (Really? You pesky vermins need a life.)
-Tibarn/Ayra (What with all the repetitve pairing?!)
-And Fire Dragon/Nils
And the winners to this gross out pairings are..... Fire Dragon and Nils? Well.... That was surely a surprise..... Anyway, moving on...
The Most Likely to Complete This Phrase: Oliverx_______ .... Who's the flux is this Oliver, anyway? Bah! Nevermind that! These likely candidates are......
-Nino
-Lance
-And Rei
And the seems we have a landslide to this award. It's your weak mageling, Nino. I wonder how the little mageling is doing with this Oliver person. HOhohohohohohoho!!! And now....
.... Another Most Likely To Complete This Phrase: _________xOliver? Another repetitive category?! Seriously, you guild members have no life into this!!! Why, even my great and powerful mistress would give a different topic than repetitive topics. Anywho.....
-Rei
-Grishelda (What the flux? How dare you mock me with this ridiculous category!!! If I ever find out who assign this contraptions, I'll cast my most deadliest spell upon those!!!!)
-And Fire Dragon!
And the winner for this idiotic topic is...... burning_eyes stressed scream YOU DARE MOCK ME WITH THIS?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU PAIR ME UP WITH THIS NONEXISTED PERSON!!!! I WILL-[[We interrupt this program to calm down the Sage morph. Please give us a moment to calm her down. In the meantime, enjoy this video: 78 Fire Emblem Couples... Thank you.]] *gasps harshly*...... If you ever, EVER, dare pull another stunt like that, I will incinerate this thread up into smoke and ashes and shove it RIGHT UP IN YOUR- *ahem*....... Anyway, let's get over this nonsense.
The Most Likely To End Up Bottom.... The flux? What nonsense is this about?..... Anyway, the nominees are...
-Nils
-Rei
-And Rhys
And the winner of this goes to..... Hmm? It seems that we have a tie. This award goes to your coward shaman and weak bard. Well, that would explain why they would most likely to end up bottom. HOhohohohohohoho!!
Well, that it is over, it's time for me to depart. This feeble award is idiotic to me. AND I WILL NOT TAKE THAT ATROCIOUS AWARD EITHER!!! Bah! This is even worse than the Halloween pairings you crackheaded weaklings made up! BAH!!!! *disappears*
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:10 am
... Is it safe now? -looks around for a moment before picking up the list- Ahem. Anyways. Now, time for me to read off some awards. To be specific, the awards to the crew!
Let's begin with the nominees for the most likely to be PEAMM! These two people are...
-Sain
-And Rath!
(Both people I led before... hm.)
The winner in this was Sain!
Next, the cutest crewmember! The nominees for this category are...
-Nils
-Nino
-And Huey!
The winner, as to be expected, was Nils!
... ... Did you just hear a loud "AAAAAAAAAARGH"? o_o;;
Uhm... manliest crewmember! The nominees were...
-Heath
-Rath
-And Tibarn!
Tibarn was the winner for this category!
Ooh, now this was a close competition. For most approachable crewmember, we have...
-Ayra
-Nils
-Nino
-Huey
-Isadora
-Rath
-And Heath!
The winner in this was Ayra!
And finally, we have the best act in an event! For this award, we have...
-Heath as Rappahannock
-Tibarn as Tibarn (Huh?)
-And Tibarn as Loki!
The winner was Rappahannock!
Congratulations to all the winners! And now, we turn it over to the next announcer!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:49 am
*drops out of the sky on Shastah's back, then lands gracefully and hops down, spearing the paper with the tip of his lance and lifting it out of Alihi's hand*
Okay, here we go... didn't tear it up too bad to read, that's good. I know you haven't exactly seen me around, but I'm not dead!
(Me neither! We've just been out of the country.)
Exactly. So since I've been kept out of all the damn fun, I thought I'd at least stop in and show off my tan! And present some awards. Because this is what I trained for, right? Mercenaries always go present awards.
(Here are the nominees for the Favorite Event Award!
-Halloween '08
-Christmas '08
-And Easter '09!)
And the Favorite Event is Halloween '08! Clearly, this is because we showed up at Halloween. (Yeah, FEF sucked before us.)
Ah, let's see... Best Game? The nominees are...
-Spin the Bottle
-Arrows Game
-And Guys vs. Girls!
(Spin the Bottle is the winner! 'S how I met Huey, you know.
... And Umbriel.)
Two ladies, Shas? A chip off the old block! Now, the Best Contest award nominees are...
-Brawl Tourney
-Art Contest
-Fanfiction Contest
-And Spriting Contest!
And our winner is the Fanfiction Contest! Rejoice, writers of the guild!
(That sounded so gay.)
Shut up, it's impossible to come up with a decent fanf-- oh what the hell am i saying, it's easy! Am I losing it?
(You mean like fanfic authors when people point out plot holes?)
Ha!
(On to Best Roleplay!
-What If Siegell Won?
-A Wedding In The Woods
-Curse of the Looking Glass
-And Quest For A Ring!)
And our winner is, of course, What If Siegell Won?! Was there any doubt? People love me. (For some reason.) What? (What?)
Right. Well, the Best Thread award is up next. Gotta be the Anti-Host Club. Lemme just unfold this page...
-SCANDAL!
-Pagination: The Sexy Kinky Cult Religion of FEF
-Eloquence of the Mire
-Lover's Lane
-And the Host Club! (WHAT!?)
Grr... and the winner seems to be... SCANDAL! ... Oh my god I love that thread so much. (Oh my god me too. It's like having sex with David Bowie.) Exactly.
Now the Best FEF Crack Pairing! Oh, kinky. Me and Amelia, I'm sure. (How self-centered are you, exactly?)
-GanonxBlossom
-And OliverxNino! (Wait, that's it?)
(Since Siegell is busy going through the papers looking for his own nominations, I'm pleased to announce that the winners of the Best Crack Pairing award are Ganon and Blossom!
I seriously have no clue, physically, how that relationship could work.)
Next award is for the Favorite Part In Halloween. Totally my arrival. Or when I hit Amelia with that hammer, that was awesome! (Or when I dragged Ashnard along that wall!) Or that!
-Streets of Blood (That's when!)
-Host Club Party-- Oh, that's when I hit her!
-Endgame
-The Death of Vaherianslyeri
-And Show of Power!
Aaaaand the winner is... the Host Club Party! Ha! It WAS when I hit Amelia with the hammer, see?
Okay, okay... the Best Part of Christmas is next.
-Loki's appearance/Leander's death
-When Leander kidnapped Nino and kissed her
-The Wrath of Molina
-And the Host Club Party! Again. But hey, that WAS fun. I got to smash stuff.
And the winner is... the Host Club Party! (People like it when you smash stuff, dude.) I know, right?
Last one! Favorite Part in Easter!
-Darkened Rei vs. Amelia
-And Darkened Abel vs. Abel and Alihi!
The winner is, by a fairly slim margin, Darkened Rei vs. Amelia! Oh, when she got her a** handed to her. Hysterical.
That's all for us! Where's that girly blonde kid with the bow? *wraps the papers around a spear, then throws it at Arashe and flies off!*
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:31 pm
Alright, I was told to come here by a.... who was it now? ...whatever, they're unimportant, anyway. Regardless of who called for me, they must have known what they were doing.
Marvelous! We've got the RP Awards on the list this time. And as you all know, we get embroiled in an RP every few months here. These require some skill in articulation, I'll just say. That, and they couldn't get a hold of Sword Mistress Ayra, one who is a pure colossus in terms of achievement to my simple speck of dust on the beach. That's the fanboying we saw in Easter, it is. :3
...okay, where are the awards, now? What in the world is that flying towards my f-
*WHUMP*
...Siegell, you alabaster cad! Would you just fall from the sky already? *fires a nice volley of Hero Bow arrows at his fleeing self*
Oh. Uh, sorry you had to see that. It looks like that projectile was indeed the awards, so let's get to it, so I can go examine any possible wounds...
Most Detailed Roleplayer! Ah, this strikes me as the post you just absolutely adore reading, the one that's just so well done. The nominees are...
-Renault
-Ayra
-And Ashera/Ed/Soren!
And the winner is... Mistress Ayra! Oh, congratulations!
Most Likely To Have a Post So Long It Begins, Middles, And Ends The RP (MLTHPSLBMERP) ...that's a long award in itself, I must say. The nominees are...
-Renault
-Ayra
The victorious one is... once again, Ayra! And it says 'by a landslide,' no less! Congratulations again, miss! Wait, what in the world is a 'MLTHPSLBMERP'? I can't even begin to pronounce that. Maybe I'll ask that lizardman, he's good with those kinds of words...
Best Story Author Okay, for this one, we've got...
-Nils
-And Rei!
Ah, the children beat you all out for this one, it seems? Though they tied for 'Most Likely to Bottom,' so maybe this balances it out or something? The winner is... Nils, by an absolutely amazing difference! I'd tell you all, but the sheer size of it might render you blind, deaf, and dumb. Good job, little bard! ...wait, what's Story Writing have to do with... oh, forget it, you're all insane anyway.
Most Likely To Have A Post That Says "He/She Nods" (MLHPSHSN)
-Nometal
-And Bartre!
Well, simplicity doesn't hurt, as this award's existence shows. The winner is... 'Nometal.' Congratulations, kid! Though I don't know if I even know you... Oh, uhm, what's a MLHPSHSN? I can't even pronounce that! There are no vowels whatsoever! Appalling...
Well, that's it for me, by the looks of it. It looks like I've got to find an...Abel, I think? Yes, that says Abel. Looks like he's got the next bunch of them, so I'll just... tie it to an arrow, and launch it into the air, so he'll have more than enough time to get here, and I'll be on my way out now. I really hope I don't have any blemishes from that blasted thing...
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:31 pm
Aaaaw, maaaan~ I know it was around here somewhere! Dang it, this is the last time I get directions for somebody who speaks Morse code!! ...Hey wait! I made it! Haahaa~! I knew I could do it! Hey guys!! It's me!! I know I'm not around really, but you never know when I might show up! So keep your eyes open! ...Hm, I was sure Alihi was going to be here. I.. really wanted to see her. Oh well, it's not like we lost for best pairing or anything! D':<
Well then.. ehh... I'm s'posed to give you guys the winners of the OC awards, but... uh.... Oh, give me a break, where on earth is the blasted--
DSKFGHJ.KSHB/DS.FGNFS~~!!!!~!!
*ARROW'D*
OHGOD, WHYYYYY?! WHO ARROWS RESULTS TO PEOPLE?!?! YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T A LETHAL BLOW, MISTER!
Anyway, now that I got the results, I'll tell them to you, before I bleed to death! Wooooo!
Ok, let's start off with the nominations for the Most Developed OC!
-Aidan
-Alihi
-Victoria
-Siegell
-And Ed!
And The winner is... OH SWEET, GO ALIHI! YOU WIN!
Funniest OC! Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me be in this!
-Abel (Yes! WOO! I got nominateeed~)
-Ed
-Lance
-Blossom
-Tori
-Ghis (Well, drunkards ARE funny)
And the wiiiiiinneeeer~ ...OH YES! YEEEES! AWESOME! I WON SOMETHING! OH MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'd like to thank.... me, for being funny, aaaand... everyone else for NOT being funny, aaand... oh right, the rest of the awards!! M-moving on!
Next is for Randomest OC. Here's the nominees.
-Lance
-Rappahannock
-Aidan
-And Ziaram (Nometal)!
And the weee-naaar iiis... ... Rappahannock! SHOOT, THAT GUY WAS SCARY, MAN, AND SO RANDOM, HE SO DESERVED THIS.
Oh, looky, next is for Coolest OC! Oh, now I've GOT to be a candidate for this. ...Right? Well, let's look.
-Victoria
-Ganon
-And Siegell!
What? Not me? D: Aaaw, maaan... Well, let's see who the winner is. Winnership belongs to.... Siegell! ok, ok, he IS cool. ...When he's not setting mansions on fire. >_>
Next is Most OOC OC. ...Wait, whut?! I.. I don't understand this one! Well, whatever...! Nominees:
-Lance
-Leon
-And Ziaram (Nometal)!
The Winner is... Ziaram! Congrats for... whatever you won..! >_>
Next is the one for Most SRS OC. *thinks of Jack* ....Th-the face... I-it.. struck fear into me...! A-anyway, the nominees!
-Victoria
-Steely Dan
-Melethia
-And Alihi!
The winner ended up being... Melethia! Yay dragon girl! You go be srs!
Now we move onto Godmodiest OC! Um... wouldn't like... Loki and Ashera be automatic...? >_> Well, let's see.
-Melethia
-Arashe
-Loki (TOLD YOU, TOLD YOU TOLD YOU!)
-And Siegell! (o_o)
Hhhhhok, the winner iiis: Melethia. Waaaait... She beat Loki. A GOD. That's some MAJOR godmodlishness. D: ...Don'thurtme... >_>
Aaaw, now we get to most angsty backstory. I know what you went through, Alihi.... I'm so sorry. Well, let's present the nominees for Angstiest OC Backstory.
-Melethia
-Alihi (>: )
-And Blossom!
And the angsty winning spot goes to: Melethia. AGAIN. Oooh, looks like it was by a landslide, too. Yay emo dragon lady! ....h-hey, I take it back! D:
Ha, this one is sweet. Most Innocent OC!
-Amara (yay~)
-Blossom
-And Little Vah!
Winner goes to Amara! Yay Amara! Way to make your mommy proud! Good girl. :3
...Oooook, this one makes me bite my tonge, but I'll try to say it. *deep breath* OC That's So Amazing And Frequently Used, We Didn't Know- *bites tongue* GAAAAAHHHH! owowowowowwowowo~! -Ith Wath Ad OC (OCSAFUWDKOC). Nomaneeth aw:
-Siegell
-Ed
-Tori
-Alihi (:'D)
-Blossom
-And Abel! (8'D)
The winner is: Alihi! I don't mind that I lost, if you're you the that beat me. Go you! It was close, though. Ed and Siegell were right on her tail. But Alihi knows all, so she came up with a way to BEAT YOU, HAHAHA!
Well, looks like I'm about finished. ..Whoa, I'm getting a.. little dizzy.. heh... maybe I better go get this arrow wound healed...
Anyway... The next person should be getting here, soon. Hm.. I'm not sure who this is. "Kee-rose..." ....oooook. Well, I sure hope he gets here soo-
*wind blows paper from Abel's hands*
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ...oooooooo.... oooooooo~
*passes out from arrow wound and hits the ground*
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:20 pm
...hey there, kids! That little shaman girl told me to come over here and take care of this thing. ...an awards ceremony? Oh, I'm saying who won. Uh, alright. You're making me have to start dinner later, so the other kids won't get anything too spectacular this time. But, Teifi gave me some words of encouragement, so I think she might already have something in mind...
But why am I telling you kids this, when you're out trying to kill my kids? Really, you better hope I don't catch any of you, or else I'll-
...what's this? A slip of paper on my armor? And a poor bleeding kid over there? ...It's the FEF Villain awards. Oh, that sounds fun. ...oh, that's why I'm here? Okay, well let's look the part!
One...two...three! *jumps onto Abel's back, a crunching noise, most likely his spine, echoing*
Okay, I've done my villainous work for now.
Okay, first up, we've got the category of "Best Morph." Let's hope that these entrants were more... appealing, that's a fitting word, than the ones in our house nowadays. Rude and boring, I've gotta admit. We've got...
-Grishelda
-Synra
-Maln
-Tacitus
-And Vaherianslyeri!
And the winner is...
Grishelda! Just barely eking out a victory over... over... Vaherianslyeri. ...hell of name on that one.Hohohohoho!! I always knew I would win this....what in the hell was that...? ...no matter, let's move on. Up next is Evilest Villain! A dastardly scourge on all of humanity, if I even saw one. And the nominees...
-Loki
-Madriana
-Darkened Abel
-Granny N/Margarette
...some of these names are familiar. That first one... nah, it can't be. And the winner is!
Loki! Deserving of it, I'd say! Saw his handiwork on that pair of kids a ways back. Not pretty.... Hm. *smirk* ...disembodied voices. Greeeeeat. ...I shoulda just stayed home... Okay, we've got Most Ridiculous Villain up next. Is this award a good or bad one? The nominees are...
-Asami
-Merenoff
-And Rappahannock!
The winner is...Rappahannock! And if what I head about him is true, he was, in the words of others, '******** disembodied voices! This is going well!
Alright, Most Memorable Villain! A few repeat nominees, I see...
-Leander
-Loki
-Siegell
-Madriana
-Grishelda
-And Rappahannock!
Now, what we've got here says that... Madriana pulled an extremely close win over Siegell! ...is she the creepy leg rest I saw in when I brought out dinner? I think I'd remember that freak, too.
And the last award! Most Likely to Torture Someone! ...oh, this is a big one.
-Madriana
-Loki
-Rappahannock
-Vaida
-Grishelda
-Siegell
-And Darkened Rei!
...last award, everyone. The winner is...
Rei!
...wait, the statue? Seemed much less than nefarious as a statue.
Now this is just mean. Why aren't me and the family on any of these? ...ah, well. There's always next time, assuming we don't decimate each and every one of you!
Alright, the Feffies have reached their conclusion. Feel free to use this thread to rant and rave about happy victories, unexpected defeats, or just to congratulate the winners!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:29 pm
Dread Reaver Kyros Now this is just mean. Why aren't me and the family on any of these? ...ah, well. There's always next time, assuming we don't decimate each and every one of you! Well, that's simple. We didn't have any award for THIS event since we're on it right now.... sweatdrop Therefore, your.... family and youself were not included. But don't be upset, maybe next year or next FEF award, you and your family will be there..... ^^;
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:32 pm
You going to be ok Abel?
Melethia: NO! He called me EMO!
>.>
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:36 pm
Congratulations to all the winners and thank you to all who voted for me and my OCs! =D You've made me a very, very happy person (BEST FEF CANON PAIRING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Now, Vika and I posted this in the other thread also, but the two of us are teaming up to make banners for all the winners! (If you want to see an example, go look at Amelia's signature or just click on the link above.) Winners, your banner can have artwork drawn by me, official artwork, or any other artwork of your choice! If you haven't seen my art before, there's a nifty link in my signature labeled as "art". It'd be something like my more recent ones. :3 PM or IM either one of us with the details. <3 Be sure to mention to us what you won, also, especially if you won in multiple categories. A-Abel!! D:
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