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 Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:11 pm
This is the Topical Cypher. The rules are simple, the person above you gives you something to rap about and you respond with a rap/keystyle, you can make it funny, depressing, however you want etc.. Have fun and keep in mind that this isn't a battle thread so chillax!
Topics: Barney, autocad and toothpaste. =P
Now.. won't anyone step up to the challenge?
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:54 am
Thinking of the color purple one this pops in my mind,
its the show that all the kids love but adults dont have the time.
why you gotta hate on the happiest guy around,
he can bring you up whenever your feeling down.
I wish I had enough time to show the world the truth
and how Barney's a living creature, just like me and you.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:52 pm
The Shugotenshi Barney's a living creature, just like me and you. If you were to grab him around the throught hed go from purple to blue When I was little he pissed me off and I grew up with the bagadge Back then I was a seven year old savage Any time he was on TV I felt like he was all up in my space Turned rabid, mouth foamin like I just brushed with crest toothpaste The complexity of my frustration left me pullin out my hair But the design of the situation was like autocad software 2D in some forms and 3D in others But I knew the hate I had was shared by my brother We didnt know what to do but we had to prove we wernt soft Felt like lil bad asses after turnin the TV off Raised up our middle fingers proudly only to say ******** Barney and his crew And I actually decided to read a book cuz I had nothin better to do Me and that dinasour never met so of course we are strangers But if I were to meet him Id woop his a** like a power ranger Topic: Power rangers, mustard, jello lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:34 am
I'm a ranger with power in every thrust that I seem to muster
one punchline have u bust yellow condiments like mustard
jello belly foo i kick you in your a** for those sucky topics
Then I ill beat your yellow head in like i was playing, "Bop it!"
Topic: obesity, sex, and hernia xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:46 am
A short brutha with a napoleon complex
Mackin out on some Micky Ds that taste better than sex
In fact when you take a bite and the big mac sause squirts out
I swear its like havin an orgasim in your mouth
Feelin your heart beat slowin but you know you love your job
Workin in fast food lettin your arteries clog
But the only thing that dont agree with me isnt my stomach
Its my self-esteem thats tripin over some dumb s**t
Took me about three months to get this Obesity
All I got out of the deal wasa big a** and some beast tittys
Let me tell you though these stretch marks be hurtin ya
The one on my cheek damn near gave me a hernia
Doctor says this s**t could possibly kill me
But I dont give a ******** cuz ill still die happy
Topics: masturbation, electricity and genocide
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:43 am
I'm spittin static on the daily on the regular
the electricity i release ******** up cellulars
I'm out of the ordinary you can call me irregular
i drop rhymes like a genocide that means whenever
I'll kill more beats than, low sperm count from masturbation
I'm asian but ill devil rape men in competition like im ******** Haitian
Topics: pizza, porno, & pink.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:28 am
I hate to brag, but I got mad dough like pizza
I'm worth more than the freakin Mona Lisa
These rhymes that I spit will leave you pink in the face
Because they're ******** amazing like a porno in space
Topics - Elmo, Halo, & Black
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:09 am
Like a fallen angel I decend without wings or a halo
Like an orbital drop shock trooper I shake the ground as a volcano
Providin cover fire for the spartin to my left
Squezzen that needler till you see the pink death
Covonent fallen one by one, the notion tickles me
Turnin purple grunts to red like elmo came to be
But this isnt elmos' world, this b***h is mine
Ill kick all you ******** off my planet like it was part of gods design
If I run out of ammo Ill let your plasma granade stick to me
Run up on you with that kamakaze wizardry
Chain detanatin every other granade on the ground
Simple cover fire becomes an explosive sound
Fight to the end and when my world fades to black
All thats left of the enemy is a battle field layed flat
topics] winter, cermit the frog, potato
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:44 pm
She wants my Kermit, I want her Miss Piggy...
It's winter so I was like ******** it, let's do the dilly...
Warmed up her muppet, "finger puppet"ed the b***h...
Did the mashed potatoe s**t than kicked her out the crib...
Stepped out the house and flipped, when I saw the snow...
Stepped out the house and flipped, then I saw the dough...
So cold no winter coat, ******** with frogs you might get croaked...
Goin' for ya throat, I'm makin' bitches sweat in five below...
Potatoe famine flow oh you ain't know? Start listening....
Before you end up makin' snow angels with missin' wings...
Strictly king s**t when I spit, I'm always on my throne...
Ice cystals form on it soon as I touch a microphone...
Droppin' MCs like hot potatoes, I don't play though...
Oh, some homies think they iller than me? If you say so...
MC's look like European midgets to me, "French Fries"...
The heat leave'm deep fried quick b***h, maybe next time...
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Weed, alcohol, pills.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:59 am
this intoxication for the nations got me shaken like hatians/
s**t i mean convulsin s**t i mean rapin/
s**t i mean damn i cant no speak more/
i ran up in some stashes and lucked up more/
listen it's 2 pounds of fire a** kush/
that's enough to last me till i kill george bush/
which is in five minutes i think i just did it/
this pcp flash based game s**t is realistic/
or is it? ******** i dont really give a ******** no more/
cuz im high as hell off of s**t that i dont know no more/
blah dat was ugly oh well
uhm next topic......
that ***** that be online when u playin an mmo that always acts like an a** (stealin kills, spammin, hackin, askin stupid a** questions, etc.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:38 am
It's Sarah Palin and I love family more than anything,
Spamming kills'll get you nowhere in no time flat, just like hacking,
I'm practicing till I get it right, trying to do good- ending this fight,
Is it so bad to be human? When it goes too far maybe,
Even if I do make mistakes, I'm still trying to fix rabies,
Yet, I'm human enough to find that I'm just like you,
It's alright and understandable, I'll still love people regardless,
Guess I can't say the same for me, got people wanting for-
Me to commit suicide, but I just won't end it despite my depression,
I've got issues that I'm trying to work out, I want to become a better person,
It's my personal quest, you don't have to follow, it's just I don't want to wallow.
I just want the best for everyone even if I have to pass it,
Still wanting justice, don't want to hurt anyone- I admit this,
That I might've been a little sadist, playing the part of GLaDOS,
But it's better to control and slap myself in the face,
Than to be a demon and demonstrate the hate,
I want to be a cop so I can help other people contribute,
Teach them another way so they don't use guns-to-pollute,
Helping others help themselves with the money I plan to gather- planting the roots,
I'm my own person, I'm more realistic than you,
Man stop the intoxication and ask yourself, what's a n00b?
Got people confused but I'm just trying to be honest,
Weighing the cost, yet also weighing your future and morals,
Supportive of your indeavors, but still wanting to do right,
I want to make a difference, even if I have to ask nice,
The past is the past- screw with me? I'll just take your advice,
And I've always meant my appreciations and apologies,
For buying comments, for spreading love and not dying,
Common', I know you can do better than that.. Cya a lot later. xD
Next topic: Change, losing and winning.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:26 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:48 pm
Speaking of losing and winning I just lost a lot of change
Donated 20k yesterday and today 50k down the drain
every day another user trying to ask me for some loot
I'm like mother ******** who the ******** is you?
trying to be your friends and send messages on your profile
but im like your 35 with a wife and child you ***** wont reconcile im too smart to be given brain
cuz even when I'm losing money I'm still winning change
Next Topic:
That guy that owes you money but you dont say nothing to him but you can tell he knows by how they look at you when ever they see you or duck you
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:46 pm
That fake a** *****, that love to play pretend
Swear to god bruh, don't why I call you friend.
Said you was down to ride till the very end
So I put some cash in your pocket,
Made you a man again.
I don't care about the money bruh
s**t it comes and goes.
It's like the bitches, the booze, the weed, and the hoes.
But we bros, and there's a code to that.
I had your back, now ***** where's your a** at?
Cuz I need you at mine.
If you're busy man, you know that s**t is fine.
But ducking and dodging me, man that ain't too kind
I know where you live dude, you ain't that hard to find.
Oh, it's cool bruh, I see how it is.
You handle yours, I'll keep handling my biz
But don't expect me to bail you out,
The next time you in the pris'
Next Topic: Night, Stars, Sky
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Crimson-The-Eternal-Chaos
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:27 am
I look up in the Night Sky i see my hopes and dreams When I look straight the possibilities are endless never ending friendships we are stars making up constellations aggrevation has me resorting to herbal medication Living in a nation full or worry and stress ignorance an infection leading to stress fear is a disease that'll leave you internally bleeding in you chest gripping on my sternum as i exhale the problems away there's a fire within me that still burns and it stays on my mind all day i'm paying the price; paranoia "I know you're talking about me. You're scheming, I Saw Ya" used to be so full of joy now i'm easily annoyed employed in the kitchen carrying out my duties I've hit a wall; crashed the airbags failed to deploy landed on earth I've hit like an asteroid Topic: Slaving away with the rhymes until you get what you want out of it
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