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 Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:30 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Barbed Wire Exploding Ring Match! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:11 pm
*The intense bassline to Harry Slash's "Huka Blues" boomed through the arena, signifying the arrival of Sabu.*
Fink: From Bombay, Michigan. Weighing in at 220 lbs. The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death Defyyyiiiiiiing, Saaaaabuuu!
*Sabu walked through the curtain, carrying a chair that was sure to be the first of many. He walked down to the ring area, where the ring ropes were now missing, replaced by barbed wire, and the ring was rigged to explode at some point. Sabu slid in under the barbed wire and rose to his feet. He pointed at the sky. As his music died down, he tossed his headdress to the timekeeper. While waiting for Jack, he took a few practice swings with the chair to ready himself for what was sure to be another bloodbath*
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:28 pm
*SQUEESMASH*
*Riffage*
"Wreck" hit as Cactus Jack came hobbling out onto the ramp, wielding Barbie in his right hand.
"And his opponent, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing in at 297 lbs, Cactus Jack!"
Jack slammed Barbie down on the steel steps before rolling in under the bottom wire, relishing in the crowd's cheers. He then stood up to face, Sabu, clutching Barbie with both hands.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:49 pm
*Sabu stared at Jack, holding the chair as he waited for the bell to ring*
DING DING BLOODY DING
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:08 pm
Jack slowly approached Sabu, clutching the bat tightly.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:10 pm
*Sabu threw the chair, with all his might, at Jack's head*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:12 pm
Jack narrowly avoided the chair by ducking. This left him armed and Sabu weaponless.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:15 pm
*Sabu slowly backed away, until he was trapped between the barbed wire and Jack.*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:17 pm
Jack then charged at Sabu, raising Barbie above his head.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:20 pm
*Sabu waited until the last possible moment to dive out of the way of the charging Cactus*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:22 pm
Jack missed Sabu completely and skidded to a stop just before the barbed wire, the audience collectively gasping in anticipation and the exhaling in immediate relief.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:24 pm
*Sabu was visibly dissapointed that his plan had been foiled*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:31 pm
Jack then turned to Sabu, still gripping his bat with both hands.
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:32 pm
*Sabu quickly made his way over to his thrown chair, and picked it up*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:35 pm
Jack slowly started to approach Sabu again.
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