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Had this discussion with my friends
  Decided the quiet one in our group is most likely to become a serial killer.
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Vitamin Crack

PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:47 am


What would be your m.o. or gimmick?
Like who would you target, how would you kill them etc.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:13 am


All my victims would have painful wedgies.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:23 am


I'd definitely have some sort of creepy trademark. Smiley faces in blood or something...one finger cut off...

I'd probably have to use a stun gun, or a tranquilizer dart as I'm so small. Like, lure them to my house, stun 'em, set up the kill room...Torture would probably be involved...

biggrin I'm twisted!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:08 pm


I decided that I'd kidnap people but then be super nice to them and take them to fun places and just generally treat them to an awesome time.
And then bash their head in with something when they were least expecting it. :B

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:27 pm


Vitamin Crack
I decided that I'd kidnap people but then be super nice to them and take them to fun places and just generally treat them to an awesome time.
And then bash their head in with something when they were least expecting it. :B

Always a good plan.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:00 pm


Also I'd like to amend that in terms of finding people, I think I'd go for homeless people. Because you know, they're probably more likely to appreciate my gestures of goodwill and they're less likely to be IDed when I kill them...

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Ythan II
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:55 pm


I'd be the sort of criminal people almost agree with so that the people chasing me have to question whether or not they should be.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:55 am


Ythan II
I'd be the sort of criminal people almost agree with so that the people chasing me have to question whether or not they should be.


You would be Dexter, wouldn't you? (there was a guy at work last night who looked just like him!)

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Zelkiiro

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:33 am


Ythan II
I'd be the sort of criminal people almost agree with so that the people chasing me have to question whether or not they should be.

Light Yagami, is that you?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:30 pm


Zelkiiro
Ythan II
I'd be the sort of criminal people almost agree with so that the people chasing me have to question whether or not they should be.

Light Yagami, is that you?
Fun fact my birthday is his birthday.

Ythan II
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:41 pm


I would wear a cool mask and only attack corrupt businessmen and corrupt politicians, also I would also die after each kill cause I would have lots of clones.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:13 am


The obscenely rich. The ones who think their money makes them better people.

It would most likely be live autopsy or something equally ********. I don't know if I'd take trophies or not. it's kinda dangerous. I'd probably brand or cut symbols on their skin, though.

Xiporah


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:16 am


Random people. Knife. Torture. hmm.

Yeah it would be sorta fun. In another life.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:28 pm


I would change my m.o. from victim to victim, and choose people at random in random intervals.

I would want the cops to think they had multiple killers loose at once.

Eventually it would start being humorous, like I would go out, brain somebody to death with a cast-iron skillet, then steal his car, use it to run over some young skateboarder, steal his board, use it to beat an old lady to death, and then take her meds in her purse and use them to poison somebody in a coffee house.

Then I would go home and watch the hilarity unfold on the news.

Xahmen


Moosenstein

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:07 pm


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