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 Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:34 pm
I am Dr. Karla Sofen, and I am a therapist, a psychologist, and an annalist.
This blog is for me to evaluate the 5 members of the EEW roster, to show who needs improvement, who's got potential and various other good stuff.. So without further adieu..
Here are my picks of the week:
Snypa Rifle
I've gotten to know Snypa as a friend, and as a patient.. Among other things. I can say that he is definitely up to par with the likes of Chrono in therapy. He should set his goals higher instead of feuding with the likes of Mike Landry. I say make a run towards the World title!
Matt Stone
The Arrogant, Pompous Jerk. He has much to boast about seeming that he's been drafted to Burn, and is currently the reigning Speed Champion. Is it because of his intimidating nature that no one has been able to take the gold from him, or is it because no one on the Speed roster has what it takes to be named EEW Speed Champion? Who knows.. What I do know is that when someone does manage to wrest that title away from him, expect a bigger b***h fit than Jericho, Edge and Kurt Angle combined!
Mystique
Ah, the French Diva... I'm looking to get to know this one on a more intimate one one one session. She is a multi-time Women's champion, as well as a top contender for the EEW Women's Title.
I can't see her on the team though, don't get me wrong I and Yuke would LOVE to have her... I firmly believe that she's too pure to be tainted by the likes of Team Carnage.
Damien Le
Plenty of potential lie in this one. He can definitely main event and headline arenas world wide. Definitely snag him for the team. Provided of course he can make that leap and survive. This one should be seen in more promos.
Lauri Henry
There's a mysterious aura that seems to come from this person.
I'll have to investigate further about this questionable character.
He could be a good asset to Team Carnage if accepted, must make notes on that. I want to see more of this 'Lone Wolf' perhaps giving him screen time for promos should do the trick.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:50 pm
Dear Karla,
Thanks for helping me out with channeling my frustrations.
The Snypa Rifle
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:57 am
Dear Karla,
Can you give us more info into what this mysterious Aura around Lauri Henry is?
From
Patricia Speigel
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:05 am
You're more than welcome Snypa, perhaps we'll continue those sessions in the near future.
Patricia dear, you'll have to tune into Monday Night Burn to see that!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:30 am
Dear Karla,
Why should Lauri join Team Carnage? I'm sure with a name like 'The Lone Wolf', don't you think he'd rather be by himself than with a faction?
Sincerely,
Jose Estrada
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:04 pm
Ms. Sofen
I have to agree with Jose Estrada, especially after what I saw at One Night Stand and what this man was willing to do. Personally I always had doubts about this guy and thought that he was a good guy, But to almost commit possible murder on live television?!.
Now I personally think that his moniker "The Lone Wolf" is more of a warning sign than a nickname.
Instead of trying to get this guy on some team. Now that Chrono is running EEW, he should do the right thing and get rid of this unstable person before its too late.
G.Beck
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:50 am
It's time for another episode of Therapy Sessions, this week episode is brought to you by the letter C, for Chrono. Because he is better than you, and you should all bow down to your god!
All jokes aside, lets go!
I'm Dr. Sofen and it's time for me to evaluate the 5 members of the EEW roster, to show who needs improvement, who's got potential and various other good stuff.. So without further adieu..
Here are my picks of the week:
Angel
This guy needs some improvement, perhaps it could be blamed to ring rust. Possibly? Does he have the makings for Team Carnage? He is on Drown while the team is Burn exclusive. In my opinion bring him to Speed for a little while, let him get some more experience, shake off the ring rust and then go into the main roster.
Janelle Damone
I like this girl, if there's anyone aside from Yuke that can wrest the EEW Women's title and that's this young vixen. I like to see more of her..
Perhaps she could use some therapy? *wink*
Tiki Torch
Who asked me to put this guy up!? I just don't like him!
Though as Chrono quickly pointed out, anyone see the Dexter's Lab episode 'Last but not Beast' Watch it, you'll see Tiki get loogied on!
Eva Draven
This vixen is my personal pick to join the team. I've let Chrono know this and he's agreed. She would make a great asset. As well as a play toy for Yuke and myself! Let's just see if she can concur the mountain that is Roxxie!
Johnathon Riker
The reigning EEW X-treme champion, he reminds me an awfully lot of Toxin. I'm sure if those two brawled or hell even teamed up they would tear the house down! Those that have been booking matches, take note on this!
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:53 pm
((Claire's facin' Roxxie....or do you eventually plan on Eva going against Roxxie?))
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:57 am
((That is a possibility)) - Chrono
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:41 pm
Dear Karla,
Do you think Janelle and Eva both have what it takes to become the EEW Womens Champion?
From
Josh LaRosh
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:48 pm
As I stated, Janelle is the closet aside from Yuke who has what it takes. Eva needs a little more work, I can help with that.. heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:33 pm
Dr Sofen,
Ring rust is not shaken by competing against people who you are already better then.....You have to dive in the ring with people who are on your level and actually win. Or maybe you werent watching at One Night Stand when I knocked off the arrogant Brian Bain in my first match back. But maybe if I win the first round of The Carnage Invitational against 'The God of Punks' That will make a believer out of you and the rest of the EEW universe
-The Angel
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:27 pm
Dear Dr Sofen
Do you think that I can win the fatal four way for the national title at the speed paper view. Cause i need some support from another person to give me a confidence boost. Please give me a honest opinion
-Trevor Cash
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:44 am
0o The Angel o0 Dr Sofen, Ring rust is not shaken by competing against people who you are already better then.....You have to dive in the ring with people who are on your level and actually win. Or maybe you werent watching at One Night Stand when I knocked off the arrogant Brian Bain in my first match back. But maybe if I win the first round of The Carnage Invitational against 'The God of Punks' That will make a believer out of you and the rest of the EEW universe -The Angel Do not pretend to tell me about ring rust, I am a doctor. As to your match, I'd be impressed, you know if I actually saw the match. Perhaps you didn't consider to think that ONS was a busy night for Team Carnage. Perhaps you don't know who's in charge now. Regardless, I believe that the God of Punks will knock the Angel out of metal heaven. That's my prescription Dr. Karla Sofen, PH.D darksoul1991 Dear Dr Sofen Do you think that I can win the fatal four way for the national title at the speed paper view. Cause i need some support from another person to give me a confidence boost. Please give me a honest opinion -Trevor Cash If you have doubts about your match, then you have already failed. You will lose. There is your answer. That's my prescription Dr. Karla Sofen, PH.D
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