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 Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:25 am
Hey. Just trying to liven the place up a bit.
I'll start:
I was playing Battlefield2: Modern Combat for the PS2 on a map called Backstab. Its a desert area with a town in the middle.
Anyway, I was happily rumming along to my favorite spot to call in mortars from when I heard an "Enemy Artillery, take cover!" warning. It was called on the other side of the map. With the artillery strike over, I came out of the trench and proceeded on my way. On the way there, I get hit in the head with a falling barrel. It KILLED me. A freaking barrel killed me. When the kill cam showed me what killed me, it looked straight at the barrel. I respawned and shot the s**t outta that thing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:53 am
Oh, i've had so many ridiculous deaths... Here's just two for now.
Playing COD4 on Crossfire, my one point of exit was block by some idiot and as I tried to barge my way through, I died. Watching the killcam, a sniper (who could not see me) shot the guy in front of me. the guy was using Jeggernaut so he survived, but the bullet went through him and killed me...
Another funny one was in Metal Gear Online... I specialise in CQC and sniping, and had managed to sneak up on someone. Opting to knock him out and then stab him, I grabbed him in a chokehold. Then, from what I must assume was massive lag, he actually disappeared and then reappeared five meters behind me with a rifle pointed at my head...
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:49 am
i rememebr some thing now.
i was playing ff12, i was running through one of the areas near the main town that you start in. (with vaan) and i had van, fran, penelo and so on at that point i dont rememebr who i was useing at the time other then vaan and fran. and wanyway i was walking through the area minding my own buiness next thing i know my entire party is dead. i was like WHAT THE HELL, i dident attack any one, had party on attack what i attack..... so i went on, a few days later it happened again this time i saw what happened. FRAN's dumb a** had attacked one of thous docile monsters that only attack you when you hit them, but there EXTREMELY strong and magical. so after that for now on i had to disable all her attacks when i was around thous. cause she couldent listen.
the second thing also happened in ff12, i was in another one of the areas also with vaan around the main city. and i had just started so was like lvl 2 or 3. and i see one of thous t-rex's and im like i can take it, so i go over and i hit it, and litterly it bits me in half and im dead in one bite.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:39 pm
GTA4: i had just signed in and there was a all out war going on i didnt know so i ran down to the beach why i ran i had no idea so while running a car came up infront of me it stoped and i looked at it i ran to my left overe a fencie close to the harbor the car went on threw the fencie so i ran and ran it just kept on comeing eventualy i lost it i ended up close to the most flamable thing aroung me........... it just rammed it and CUPLAW!!! BOOM!!!! i went fly into a dumpster.... he walked up to me and shot me took my cash.....
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:18 am
8-LUST-8 GTA4: i had just signed in and there was a all out war going on i didnt know so i ran down to the beach why i ran i had no idea so while running a car came up infront of me it stoped and i looked at it i ran to my left overe a fencie close to the harbor the car went on threw the fencie so i ran and ran it just kept on comeing eventualy i lost it i ended up close to the most flamable thing aroung me........... it just rammed it and CUPLAW!!! BOOM!!!! i went fly into a dumpster.... he walked up to me and shot me took my cash..... lol.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:04 pm
GTA4 - Online in a party, i was driving a helicopter to a destination and said "Watch this" to see how close to these 2 towers i could get in-between them without hitting them. Going through, the exact tips of both sides of the helicopter blades hit both walls and destroyed them instantly, leaving the helicopter going in a dead straight line, with no propellers, slowly falling downwards until it blew up on impact.
Ive tried re-creating this but have never been able to.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:42 pm
GTA4... Riding as a pasenger on a helpicopter with some person and holding a gernade until it blows up in my hand and having them trip the hell out. lol The jump out, I'm still in the copter and they get ran over and the helicopter blows up the car that ran him over.... I couldn't stop laughing at em. lol
Soul Calibur 4... It's always funny when I fly off the stage myself. lol
I can't think of any others right now....
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:37 am
I was playing Worms against my friend. I take out my trusty Holy Handgrenade, and I toss it. But I didn't see the tiny tiny patch of land that was in the way, so the grenade bounced right back and created an explosion big enough to drown my remaining worms.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:16 am
Evalad GTA4... Riding as a pasenger on a helpicopter with some person and holding a gernade until it blows up in my hand and having them trip the hell out. lol The jump out, I'm still in the copter and they get ran over and the helicopter blows up the car that ran him over.... I couldn't stop laughing at em. lol Soul Calibur 4... It's always funny when I fly off the stage myself. lol I can't think of any others right now....lol yeah its pretty funny when ur fighting and u both slip off the stage.... lol one time i was fighting (i forget who) but they missed when they went to kick me and went flying off the cage lol one time playing wii bowling i managed to miss every single pin i was like scream but then the ball hit one pin in the back and it managed to nock down every single pin. i was like hahaha mrgreen i haz skill.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:13 am
Evalad GTA4... Riding as a pasenger on a helpicopter with some person and holding a gernade until it blows up in my hand and having them trip the hell out. lol The jump out, I'm still in the copter and they get ran over and the helicopter blows up the car that ran him over.... I couldn't stop laughing at em. lol Soul Calibur 4... It's always funny when I fly off the stage myself. lol I can't think of any others right now....I love it when i'm fighting someone who isn't very good and i'm playing as Yoshimitsu... I nearly kill them while taking few hits, then kill myself for a laugh.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:09 am
Martial Spirit Evalad GTA4... Riding as a pasenger on a helpicopter with some person and holding a gernade until it blows up in my hand and having them trip the hell out. lol The jump out, I'm still in the copter and they get ran over and the helicopter blows up the car that ran him over.... I couldn't stop laughing at em. lol Soul Calibur 4... It's always funny when I fly off the stage myself. lol I can't think of any others right now....I love it when i'm fighting someone who isn't very good and i'm playing as Yoshimitsu... I nearly kill them while taking few hits, then kill myself for a laugh. hehe
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:10 pm
battle fieald 1943 shot a plain down that was shooting straigh at us the othere teret gun was empty so the driver moved to the gun we shot it down the plain kept on moveing tword us whos driveing the boat ? ........BOOM!!!
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