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You have until June 2nd, 7PM PST to get these in! And:

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World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Hell, You can get a tan, but its a little to dry, and you can get in but you cant get out (until, possibly, the End of Days).
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Captain Tidalwave! He ends droughts and puts out fires by creating massive tidal waves by all available moisture in the area, including his own body ><; B.O.!
...musical to appear on broadway: AIG: THE BAILOUT!-We're takin your money and theres nothin you can do about it! >P
...thing to make a house out of: Money, people will forever keep taking it, just like those kids who ate the gingerbread house and killed that nice old lady for it.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: "This is the Song That Doesn't End!, Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people, started singing it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue singin it forever just because this is the song that doesnt end..."
...thing to step in: A dog and baby poop and barf covered 100 dollar bill, you want it but you DONT want it.
...thing to happen in an elevator: awkward making out to Elevator music
...person to sit next to on a plane: The Grim Reaper, if he's there, you know you're boned.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: Sorry I gave you an STD.
...person to date: d**k Cheney, He'll torture you then shoot your face off. If your a friend then he'll just shoot your face off.

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: El Paso Texas biggrin (Where Fea Lives. THERE ARE NO TREES - ITS ALL DESERT)
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Captain Obvious. "Hey look, the village is flooding!"
...musical to appear on broadway: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
...thing to make a house out of: Glass. No privacy...not to mention you'd cook to death on hot days. And if a kid throws a rock at your....uh... window/wall, your screwed.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: Badger Badger Badger...
...thing to step in: Stagnant Pond. It takes longer to get the smell off then it does dog crap .... trust me >__>;;
...thing to happen in an elevator: Farting in a crowded elevator.
...person to sit next to on a plane: Bill Clinton.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: Congratulations! You now owe -5,693 dollars and 3 cents!
...person to date: The Mummy.... because theres nothing pleasing under those bandages sad

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Atlantis. by the time you found it, you'd be making excuses on why you're late to your job... again...
...super hero to save a village from flooding: the Drunken-Tsunami!!
...musical to appear on broadway: 'graksch' the German musical.
...thing to make a house out of: old milk... i think you can put THAT outcome together... O.o
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: O.O SMALL WORLD!!!
...thing to step in: ok, so if you're walking on your hands, perhaps the grand canyon in antarctica...
...thing to happen in an elevator: haveing to climb a stairway to push the floor buttons... then find out that you climbed to the wrong floor... then you'd have to climb back down...
...person to sit next to on a plane: The huge obese guy who has a snorring problem and likes to eat beans... and he has a gun, planning to take hostage on the plane... he'd have to try and squeeze passed you...
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: CONGRADULATIONS! now, instead of you oweing me $2,000, you'll only owe $1,998!
...person to date: that obese guy from the plane...

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Aberdeen/Hoquiam Washington. It has it's own cancer.

To get it, all you have to do is pass the sign saying "Welcome to Aberdeen."

BAM!

And you have it. Symptoms include depression, feeling of everyone wanting to kill you, homophobia, bigotry, "gangsta" like thinking, wanting to go to Humptulips (ITS AN ACTUAL PLACE) and just a general increase in hill-billy-ness.

...super hero to save a village from flooding: Quailman ((If no one gets this, look up the 90's TV show Doug. It WILL make sense))

Me: Help me I am drowing! The water is too high!

Quailman: Here I am, Quailman!

Me: O_o..You wearing your underwear on the outside....and a belt on your head.

Quailman: *whistles*

Me: ....I AM STILL DROWNING!!

...musical to appear on broadway: Waiting Room

its about people who wait in waiting rooms.

And read very old magazines.
And stare at other people with undisguised dislike for being there first.

...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: Enrique Iglasias Greatest Hits!!

All Enrique all the time! Complete with Latin Sexyness , Futile attempts at hiphop "vibe", and "Poor me but don't I look good" faces galore!
...thing to step in: socks full of shaving cream.




it's highly uncomfortable.



...thing to happen in an elevator: Break down. While listening to "All Enrique All the Time" Loop mentioned above. with OCD lady mentioned below
...person to sit next to on a plane: OCD lady who feels the need to count every time you breathe in, breathe out, and how many hairs you have on your arm.


I would hold me breath, just to freak her out XD And pluck just one hair from my arm while she is counting.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: I Stole This. Happy Birthday though!
...person to date: The one who stole the gift card for your birthday.

World's worst...
...place to go on vacation: Pompeii on volcano day.
...super hero to save a village from flooding: Movie-version Rouge.

"DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU oshit you skins doing that weird life-sucky thing and now...now your dead. uh.... onto the next person?"

she means well but...
...musical to appear on broadway: American Idol the Musical. The first half would all just be annoying people singing terribley and the second half would end with the person you didn't want to win winning and you'd wonder why why why you just wasted hours of your life.
...thing to make a house out of: Hopes and Dreams. Those disappear faster than a school-kids allowance on the first day they get it.
...thing to have stuck on loop on the radio: The sound-only version of your father's home video recording of some little kids first day on the earth. Crying and wailing his whole way through it.
...thing to step in: That Benjamin Button kid in the first 15 minutes of the movie
...thing to happen in an elevator: It gets stuck and Never Gonna Give You up is playing over...and over... and.... and the only people in there are you and a cow whose just eaten a bean burrito.
...person to sit next to on a plane: That creepy nerdy girl whose terrified of planes and all she does is play pokemon and whisper to them

"Don't worry, Subbull everything will be okay... yes it will..."

and whimper and nearly grab onto you each time there's the slightest bit of turbulence.
...phrase to appear on a giftcard: This bomb will explode in 2... 1...
...person to date: A vampire that's attempting to cut back on the human meat. Read carefully. ATTEMPTING.