Session Start (Baikasu:Mr. Tim): Tue Nov 15 22:31:38 2005
[22:31:40] Baikasu: (Link: http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/kirby.swf)http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/kirby.swf
[22:31:49] Mr. Tim: unts lived in
[22:31:49] *** Auto-response sent to Mr. Tim: I'm sleeping. Shut up and go away.
[22:31:59] Mr. Tim: you struck again
[22:32:04] Baikasu: Yup! ^.^
[22:32:25] Mr. Tim: *loves hematite braclet*
[22:32:43] Mr. Tim: the magnetic stuff makes my fillings tingle when i put it in my mouth!
[22:35:02] Baikasu: Mwuahahahahaha!
[22:35:10] Mr. Tim: lol
[22:35:13] Mr. Tim: it does tho
[22:35:15] Mr. Tim: seriously
[22:35:48] Baikasu: Keep in mind that I wore those the entire trip home after I got 'em.
[22:35:59] Baikasu: Since at the time we only had one bag.
[22:36:29] *** "Mr. Tim" signed off at Tue Nov 15 22:36:29 2005.
[22:36:45] Mr. Tim: *gags it out of mouth*
[22:36:58] Baikasu: XD
[22:37:05] Baikasu: Now what did we learn?
[22:37:23] Baikasu: Never to put non-food or body parts in our mouths.
[22:37:33] Baikasu: non-body parts*
[22:37:48] Mr. Tim: so i can put body parts in my mouth
[22:37:56] Baikasu: Yes. Yes you can.
[22:38:08] Baikasu: Just make sure the other person doesn't have any diseases.
[22:38:34] Mr. Tim: *looks up to michael jackson*
[22:39:06] Baikasu: XD
[22:39:37] Mr. Tim: *whisper* I think he is fine *whisper*
[22:39:48] Baikasu: XD
[22:39:51] Baikasu: Eww
[22:39:57] Baikasu: *Edges away*
[22:40:29] Mr. Tim: *edges away alsoe*
[22:40:32] Mr. Tim: they are right
[22:40:35] Mr. Tim: he is little mike
[22:40:59] Baikasu: WHO'S little?
[22:41:19] Mr. Tim: tehy are right, Micael jackson is little mike
[22:41:31] Baikasu: 'Little mike'?
[22:41:46] Mr. Tim: that was a nick name micael jackson had
[22:41:56] Baikasu: Ahh, okay.
[22:42:58] Mr. Tim: oh and you know that if the zombies ever sue people and win because they have OJ's lawer that the american legal system ahs reached a new low
[22:43:23] Baikasu: Most zombies have allready been proven clinically dead.
[22:43:42] Baikasu: Once they have a death certificate i'm sure they don't count as people.
[22:43:50] Mr. Tim: so what does that have to do with anything?
[22:44:11] Baikasu: What sort of maniac lawyer would take a Zombie's case?
[22:44:30] Baikasu: Not even OJ's lawyer would take it.
[22:44:51] Mr. Tim: dude
[22:44:56] Mr. Tim: you don't get it
[22:45:10] Mr. Tim: OJ's lawer is dead, that why he would take it, he owuld also be a zombie
[22:45:23] Baikasu: < Did not know he was dead.
[22:45:25] Baikasu: Even so...
[22:45:42] Baikasu: ...he's lost his lcredentials upon his death.
[22:45:48] Mr. Tim: he would fight for equal zombie rights
[22:45:50] Baikasu: credentials*
[22:45:54] Mr. Tim: the equal black zombie rights
[22:46:04] Baikasu: Screw zombies
[22:46:09] Baikasu: The dead STAY dead.
[22:46:17] Mr. Tim: prove it
[22:46:30] Baikasu: The dead are *supposed* to stay dead, I mean.
[22:46:37] Mr. Tim: exactly
[22:46:56] Mr. Tim: and that "Glove" was "supposed" to have been removed from the scene
[22:47:26] Baikasu: If a person's corpse is re-animated, it's not realy the same person any more.
[22:47:46] Mr. Tim: true, but it is also not a different person
[22:48:34] Baikasu: Also, if it were contageous and could spread from zombie to living being, then I'd be one of the first ones out there with a shotgun.
[22:48:40] Baikasu: I frikkin' hate zombies.
[22:48:57] Baikasu: That's mostly because they want to eat people.
[22:49:18] Baikasu: Or to spread their contagen.
[22:49:25] Mr. Tim: they would be suing for peoples brains
[22:50:35] Baikasu: Zombies, espexcially freshly made zombies, generally have higher strength, due to adrenal glands and the fact that they can't feel pain.
[22:51:03] Mr. Tim: yupp
[22:51:05] Baikasu: They don't *need* to sue *anyone* for *anything*
[22:51:08] Mr. Tim: they usually smarter 2
[22:51:35] Baikasu: Especially since buying and sellnig human brains fo non medical/educational research is illegal.
[22:51:39] Baikasu: Smarter?
[22:51:42] Baikasu: Rarely.
[22:52:21] Baikasu: The reasons most zombies move slowly is because they have the reflexes of a yak corpse.
[22:52:39] Mr. Tim: by smart, i mean the ability to pull a trigger and hold an object in a particular direction, still rare but impossible for old zombies
[22:53:49] Baikasu: They'll likely not have the cognative skills required for aiming and operating a gun, but yes, they could wield a weapon like a pipe or 2 x 4.
[22:54:24] Mr. Tim: well tehy could weild a gun
[22:54:39] Mr. Tim: and the could accoidentally set it off in a random direction and kill a human
[22:54:58] Baikasu: *You're walking through a narrow passageway and reach the other side*
*Fettel enters your line of view weilding a chair*
Fettel: LOL CHAIR!
*Hit's you with chair*
[22:55:21] Mr. Tim: wtf lol
[22:55:32] Baikasu: accidentally, yes... if they somehow managed to get their finger on the trigger.
[22:55:38] Baikasu: THey'd likely just use it as a club.
[22:55:45] Baikasu: They'd*
[22:56:28] Baikasu: Plus, there's the issue of realizing the gun's out of ammo/has the safety on.
[22:57:02] Baikasu: Not to mention the act of llocating the proper type of ammo and loading it properly.
[22:57:03] Mr. Tim: *zombie enters and picks up blunt object on body.
zombie: ugh
Plays around with blunt object and accidentally sets it off, it was a gun, the bullet enters Fettels urethra and follows it till it hits the pelviv bone shattering it and then traveling up to his brain
[22:57:31] Baikasu: Do you even know who Fettel is?
[22:57:33] Mr. Tim: thats the type of situation im talking about
[22:57:40] Mr. Tim: they find a gun on tehir dinner
[22:57:43] Mr. Tim: play around with it
[22:57:45] Mr. Tim: and bang
[22:58:01] Baikasu: I think they'd leave it alone or knock it out of the way, really.
[22:58:18] Mr. Tim: i mean who the hell would have the time to switch teh safter on and off in a zombie world? oyou would be crazy for having it on safe
[22:58:39] Baikasu: Or retarded, or it was in an armory, etc.
[22:58:59] Baikasu: Or it was lying around and no one picked it up to turn off the safety.
[23:00:49] Mr. Tim: yes, all very unlikely tho
[23:01:00] Mr. Tim: almost as unlikely of the zombie pickling it up
[23:01:20] Baikasu: Exactly
[23:01:41] Baikasu: You know what a gun is useful for to zombies?
[23:01:46] Baikasu: Pistol whip.
[23:02:12] Mr. Tim: ow
[23:02:50] Baikasu: *Using that as the general term for using the gun's handle or stock in an attack*
[23:03:10] Mr. Tim: if the world ever gets taken over, i would tahnk teh guy who made hoo-foo and buy it all and feed it to the zombies ^.^
[23:04:17] Baikasu: If the world got takken over, hoo-foo would no longer be in production, nor would money have that much worth.
[23:04:55] Mr. Tim: all the better, i could get the reminants for free and give it to them, buying time for more to be made
[23:05:15] Mr. Tim: it would then inturn kill zombies because they arent getting what they ned from hoo foo because its vegan
[23:05:27] Baikasu: You know, dude... zombies like *real* flesh right from te carcas.
[23:05:38] Baikasu: They wouldn't likely be tempted by hoo-foo.
[23:06:02] Mr. Tim: buy a plastic skelton and put the hoo foo on it and make it like a puppet and dance it around in front of them till they eat it
[23:06:14] Baikasu: What about blood?
[23:06:21] Baikasu: Cerebral spinal fluid?
[23:06:21] Mr. Tim: they would eat it because itw ould smell taste and feel liek real flesh
[23:06:28] Mr. Tim: cow blood
[23:06:36] Baikasu: I guess.
[23:06:43] Baikasu: I don
[23:07:06] Baikasu: I don't think it'd stick to the bone right, though.
[23:07:06] Mr. Tim: now lets start buying hoo foo
[23:07:12] Mr. Tim: and get weird looks at the check out
[23:07:21] Mr. Tim: and have them price check it over the loudspeaker
[23:07:27] Baikasu: XD
[23:07:32] Baikasu: We'd need a camera for that, man.
[23:07:36] Mr. Tim: that would be awsoem
[23:07:40] Baikasu: Digital video camera.
[23:07:44] Mr. Tim: then we need to find hannibal lector
[23:07:46] Baikasu: FTW!
[23:07:53] Mr. Tim: and make him a vegan
[23:08:01] Mr. Tim: A CANNIBALISTIC VEGAN!
[23:08:03] Mr. Tim: OMFG!
[23:08:05] Baikasu: XD
[23:08:14] Baikasu: OMGWTFBBQ!
[23:08:20] Mr. Tim: lol
[23:08:21] Mr. Tim: g2g
[23:08:25] Mr. Tim: take a shower and sleep
[23:09:27] Baikasu: Later.
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Session Close (Mr. Tim): Tue Nov 15 23:09:31 2005
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