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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:19 am
I always like it when something makes me laugh in the day. Todays example is this.I heard about it on TV, it amuses me bacuse tehy were all "Woah, this shits teh coolio, I r teh japanese dude who's trying to keep up but poorly!!!1" Made me piss my self when I check and they have no idea how to draw it, and I can see they've traced a chapter out of a book I have, but done it poorly.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:30 am
Score 2, and in such a short time.
An MP is objecting to d**k & Dom on the BBC, saying it is not a suitable program for them to show on public broadcasting because of it's content.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:22 am
manga not for kids silly cbbc whee
no naked manga girls for them XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:38 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:03 pm
Walking down the street Singing BB's - Water
This girl in front of me was laughing her a** off at me, it was like I was serenading her surprised <******** hilarious whee
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:54 am
As of the this morning, probably messing around with a cockeny rhyming slang translator to mess with American heads.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:59 am
Ringing random numbers at 4am on the Uni campus and playing "******** Her Gently" Down the phone.
THAT'S ******** TEAM WORK
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:46 am
Drunk ambulance thief spared jail
A drink-driver who stole an ambulance as paramedics treated a woman for an asthma attack has been spared jail.
Jobless Lawrence Jameson, 39, of Lannerwood, Howdon Road, North Shields, said he wanted to get home after a night of drinking in the town.
He pleaded guilty to aggravated vehicle taking, driving with excess alcohol, and having no insurance.
Jameson was sentenced to 200 hours community service and disqualified from driving for 12 months.
He was twice over the drink-drive limit when got behind the wheel of the Mercedes Sprinter in the early hours of 13 December, 2003, but struggled to work the gears.
He was pursued along the road by the two paramedics Stephen Dodgson and Colin Reed, who shouted and screamed at him to stop the emergency vehicle, but he ignored them, Newcastle Crown Court heard.
Jameson only made it a short distance before Mr Dodgson jumped on to the ambulance and brought it to a stop by knocking the gear stick into neutral.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:24 am
How sly was that, at least if he ran himself over when jumping out he'd be treated.
I just noticed I can ban my self from the guild.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:26 am
Kit-kun I just noticed I can ban my self from the guild. Ooo... go on, ya know ya want ta.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:52 pm
Tempting, so very tempting, but no.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:15 am
The guy on MSN who's entire range of insults are about fellating farmyard animals.
He seemed a bit out of his depth.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:14 am
Metal Gear: AC!D for Sony PSP.
Hyped up so much by the fact it's Metal Gear, that no-one has noticed that it's not a traditional Metal Gear game.
What I mean by this, is that it is a turn-based, grid-movement, card-battle system. Making it a cross between AdvanceWars/FireEmblem/FFTactics and Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:18 am
Adverts. Usually around Trisha. There was this one; it was for a pregnancy test. It claimed to be the most effective and accurate pregnancy test there is - no lines / dots either, it actually said "pregnant" or "not pregnant" to save confusion. Why did I find this funny? They're so sure of their own accuracy they sell them in boxes of 2 - just in case you want to give one to a friend as a present or something because they're so accurate you can't need to take the test twice now can you.
"We're so accurate here's a second one just to make sure"
Trisha also made me laugh because there was this couple who had split up and the guy wanted to get back with the girl but the girl didn't want it and then Trisha did an advert for her next show's subject - Bad ex's. I found it amusing that she'd advertise this in front of them.
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:38 pm
Vamp X Adverts. Usually around Trisha. There was this one; it was for a pregnancy test. It claimed to be the most effective and accurate pregnancy test there is - no lines / dots either, it actually said "pregnant" or "not pregnant" to save confusion. Why did I find this funny? They're so sure of their own accuracy they sell them in boxes of 2 - just in case you want to give one to a friend as a present or something because they're so accurate you can't need to take the test twice now can you. "We're so accurate here's a second one just to make sure" Trisha also made me laugh because there was this couple who had split up and the guy wanted to get back with the girl but the girl didn't want it and then Trisha did an advert for her next show's subject - Bad ex's. I found it amusing that she'd advertise this in front of them.
I should go on that show. I have an interesting track record. xp
I'd never go on a chat show though. NEVER.
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