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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:21 pm
the show opens with the usual display of fireworks. the camera goes around the packed arena before settling on the announcers
Mike: Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Implosion. I'm Mike Remmy here with Janelle Damone and things are getting interesting here tonight.
Janelle: Tonight we have the in ring debut of Cartwright and also the Dragon returns to the ring for the first time since the Implosion before Disturbia, looking to silence the legend killer and gain momentum heading into A Cold Day in Hell.
Mike: Also, Robert Orman must look into the eyes of death tonight as the final round of the number 1 contender's tournament takes place, and the Big Show has a nontitle match with the world champion.
Janelle: And what I'm certainly looking forward to is the fatal four way main event for the SEWF International championship. Brandon Damone defends against his current rival, Triple H, the former champion, Demon, and the Ultimate Opportunist, Edge.
Mike: This is one hell of a card so let's get started
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:52 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
I hear voices in my head.
They council me. They understand.
They talk to me.....
*"Voices" then blares out from the PA system as the screen shows clips of the Legend Killer. Eventually, Orton makes his way from backstage and with his usual cocky look. He stops at the top and poses with his arms out as sparks fly down behind him*
"....from St. Louis, Missouri. Weighing in at 245 pounds, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!"
*he finally starts making his way down to the ring, ignoring the fans and their jeers. He climbs up the stairs and enters the ring as the music dies down*
Down with the Sickness hits as the lights dim down and fans light their lighters. The silver dragon symbol is lowered down to the ring.
Oh wah ah ah ah!
Flames erupt on the stage before Jarel steps out to an eruption of cheers from the crowd.
"And introducing his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 328 pounds, Jarel Damone!"
Jarel heads down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few fans hands along the way. Jarel steps up onto the apron and into the ring over the top rope. He glances at Orton before standing in front of his symbol and raising his fist. Flames enlighten the dragon symbol behind him before it rises back into the rafters and the music dies out.
Before Jarel can turn around, Orton hits a clothesline across the back of his head, knocking him forward against the ropes. Orton attempts to whip him across the ring but Jarel reverses. Orton rebounds and Jarel hits a throat thrust that knocks him to the mat
Mike: That was not the way Orton wanted to start this match off.
Janelle: What? You mean jumping Jarel isn't his usual method?
Mike: Well, I meant that he didn't want to get caught with that shot to the throat.
Jarel shakes his head to clear it and then glares down at Orton. Orton stands and Jarel tosses him into the turnbuckle, hitting some hard body shots in the corner. Jarel switches to some sharp left jabs, then adds in a few rights that Orton tries to cover up from. The referee tries to get Jarel to back of and Jarel turns and glares at him, so the referee runs across the ring. Jarel turns back and hits one solid body shot to the ribs, sending Orton staggering along the ropes. Jarel walks after him and hits one hard right to the temple, knocking Orton clear off his feet. Orton lays there, eyes only partially open and what can be seen is glazed over.
Mike: Wait a minute! I think Jarel just knocked Orton out. Look at him.
Janelle: I think you're right. This match is over. Orton can't continue.
The referee goes to check on Orton but when he goes to call for the bell, Jarel shoves him out of the way and gives him a glare that clearly makes the referee sit back and shut up.
Mike: What's going on here?
Janelle: I don't think Jarel is done with Orton yet.
Jarel reaches down with his right hand and grabs Orton by the throat, then pulls him up, clearly supporting Orton's weight all on his own. He lifts Orton high into the air and sends him crashing to the mat with a thunderous chokeslam. Jarel walks to the ropes and looks out at the crowd, which begins to cheer. He raises his fist and the cheers grow louder.
Mike: I don't get it. What's with this additional punishment?
Janelle: Maybe it just seriously pissed him off to get attacked from behind. Maybe giving Orton a concussion is now high on his list of priorities. Or maybe he's just making sure The Big Show gets the message.
Jarel pulls Orton up again and nails him with the Jacknife Powerbomb. This time, he kneels over the fallen Orton, then reaches back and hooks his leg for a pin.
one....two....three!!
Down with the Sickness hits again as Jarel stands up straight and glares down at Orton.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Jarel Drako Damone!
Jarel looks over at the time keeper and asks for a mic. the music cuts out as he looks out at the fans.
"Big Show."
he stops and the crowd cheers, though not necessarily from the mention of the Big Show's name. It was more for the anticipation of this promo.
"I suppose you think you've won some grand prize. You've won the right to face me in hell in a cell. You managed to defeat Draze, Randy Orton, and John Cena to get here. At A Cold Day in Hell, you will step into my domain, my home, my world. The place where I truly reign supreme."
Jarel pauses and paces in the ring.
"Tonight, I demolished Orton to prove a point. That big right fist of yours doesn't scare me. I'm trained in the mixed martial arts. I know how to knock someone out. So just to show you that you're not one of a kind with your newest finisher, I knocked Orton out. But just to show you what else I can do, and just to make sure both you and him know who the superior star is here, I gave him a chokeslam and a jacknife. This is dominance, Show. But then again, you'll learn that later tonight."
Jarel smiles.
"You see, tonight you face my identical twin brother in a nontitle match. And we're not just identical in appearance. Our move sets are identical, with a few exceptions or variations. Tonight, you get a taste of what you have coming to you in hell in a cell. But know this, he's giving you only a taste. When it comes to hell in a cell, I take it to a whole other level, one even Zarel can't match. At A Cold Day in Hell, Big Show, this is your fate...." He points to Orton. "If you're lucky, you may even get out bloodlessly, just like him. But don't count on it. When you step into hell in a cell with me, I will take a living, breathing giant and beat you and batter you and leave you a broken, bloody shell of a man."
Jarel tosses the mic down as his music hits again and he leaves the ring, heading backstage as several referees come down to help Orton and the show goes to commercial
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:00 pm
*a guitar blares through the arena before "I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy plays through the arena. Then, Hangover walks out to a mixture of cheers and boos as he holds his bottle of vodka. He takes the top off and takes a swig. He then closes the bottle and runs down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope*
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SEWF Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri. Weighing in at 218 pounds, HANGOVER!!!
*Hangover gets onto the middle turnbuckle and smirks as he looks out at the crowd. He takes another swig of vodka before backflipping off into the ring. He sets his bottle under a turnbuckle and waits in the corner for his opponent*
Caught Up by Usher hits next as the lights flash and the fans cheer. Ken struts out onto the stage and the fans get louder.
"And his opponent, from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 225 pounds. He is the SEWF Cruiserweight Champion, Ken Armand!"
Ken begins to make his way down to the ring, slapping fans' hands along the way. He slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, then looks out at the cheering fans. He steps down and the music dies out. He looks across the ring at Hangover as the bell rings.
The two cruiserweights lockup for a few seconds before Ken is able to get behind Hangover and grab him around the waist. Hangover tries to break the hold before he does a standing switch. Hangover lifts Ken up before dropping him stomach first on the mat still holding on. Ken is able to sit out, a standard mat-wrestling move, before getting behind Hangover and rolling him over in a quick pin attempt.
1...
Hangover kicks out and both men get back to their feet. Ken takes a swipe, but Hangover ducks it and puts Ken in a backslide attempt.
1....
2.
Ken kicks out. They get back to their feet again and Hangover bounces against the ropes. Ken jumps up when he's close enough and Hangover passes under him, hitting the ropes again. This time, Ken drops onto his back and brings his feet up, helping to vault Hangover onto his back. Ken gets to his feet first and lets Hangover stand up, then catches him in a side headlock takedown.
Mike: Hangover has continuously proven that he's ready for the belt, but it looks like he may finally be able to capitalize on it this time.
Janelle: We'll certainly find out, Mike.
Hangover pushes himself up and shoves Ken off to the ropes. Ken bounces back and Hangover hits a quick armdrag. Ken gets up again and Hangover hits a dropkick to the chin that knocks Ken down, then goes for a pin.
1....
2..
Ken kicks out. Hangover gets up first and waits for Ken to do the same before hitting an Enziguri to Ken's skull. The champ is able to duck it, though, as Hangover hits nothing but air before falling to the mat. With Hangover on the mat, Ken begins to stomp on Hangover's legs. Hangover yells in pain and covers up as best he can until Ken pulls Hangover up vertical. Ken tries to whip Hangover across the ring, but the drunk reverses it. He takes a moment to rest, but that's all he gets as Ken comes flying back at him with a flying forearm. Ken immediately follows with a pin attempt.
1....
2..
Hangover kicks out. Ken gets up fairly quickly as Hangover rolls onto his stomach. Ken grabs his legs and turns him back around as he tries for the Sharpshooter. Hangover struggles before he's able to roll Ken up with a small package.
1....
2.
Ken easily kicks out and begins to get back to his feet. Hangover gets up as well and leans against the ropes. Ken runs at him for a clothesline attempt, but Hangover backbody drops him outside the ring. Ken lands fairly hard on the outside mat as Hangover drops back to his knees, resting. The ref checks on Ken from inside the ring as Hangover stands up and looks outside. As Ken stands up, Hangover vaults himself over the ropes and hits Ken with a crossbody! Both men lay on the outside as the ref begins to count. Hangover is able to stand first whent he ref reaches 5. He helps Ken back to his feet and rolls him into the ring by the count of 8. Hangover rolls in and tries a pin with his feet on the middle ropes.
1....
2.
The ref sees his feet on the ropes and stops the count, warning Hangover. Hangover gets to his knees, looking at the ref in disgust as Ken gets to his hands and knees. Hangover stands up and brings Ken with him before whipping him into the turnbuckle hard. Ken hits so hard that he bounces back out a couple of steps before collapsing in the corner. Hangover sees the position and runs over to Ken before jumping up and hitting the champ with the Nuclear Accelerator. With Ken mostly incapacitated, Hangover pulls him out of the corner and sets him up. Hangover then climbs the turnbuckle, thinking that the championship is his as he prepares for the Adios Mother F*&^er. He then takes flight, but Ken moves out of the way and Hangover hits nothing but the mat as he lays there on his stomach. It takes a little bit of time for Ken to get the sense to make the cover, but he eventually does.
1....
2....
Hangover barely kicks out, but is in obvious pain. Ken slowly stands up, his chest still hurting and sees Hangover on his hands and knees, struggling to even get that far. He goes over and pulls Hangover up before hitting him with the Heartstopper in the center of the ring. Ken then rolls Hangover over for the pin.
1....
2....
3!
Caught Up plays again as the ref calls for the bell and gives Ken his title. The show then goes to commercial.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:03 pm
Mike: Finally, we're set to see Rhamm and Shawn Michaels lock up one more time. These two guys just don't seem to like each other.
Janelle: Hold that thought, Mike. I just got word of a disturbance backstage.
the camera goes backstage, where Rhamm and Shawn Michaels are brawling, still in their entrance attire. At this point, Shawn is hitting Rhamm with several rights to the head, not letting up. Rhamm gets in a knee to the gut, then hits Shawn with a hard right that sends him staggering towards the curtain.
the crowd erupts as Shawn staggers through the curtain and Rhamm follows him. Rhamm walks right into a chop across the chest, stopping him in his tracks. Shawn grabs him around the head and slams his face into the set.
Mike: I wonder what got them started like this.
Janelle: Like you said, they don't like each other. And both of them lost last week, so neither of them is getting another shot at the champion anytime soon. This is a combination of frustration that they blew their shot, and anger at each other for supposedly ruining their singles shots.
Rhamm stumbles down the ramp but catches Shawn coming in with a boot to the gut, then hip tosses him down the ramp. Shawn gets up at the end of the ramp, holding his back, and Rhamm knocks him right back down with a clothesline. Rhamm pulls him up by his hair and rolls him into the ring, then slides in after him. Shawn meets him with a spear, then hits several more rights to his forehead. The referee manages to get Shawn off and rings the bell for the match to start, hoping some semblance of order would take place.
Mike: This is chaotic.
janelle: Why the hell did the ref ring the bell? I don't think these two will be in the mood to really have a match right now. They just want to fight and maim each other.
Rhamm gets up and Shawn clotheslines him out over the top rope near the announcer's table. Shawn let's Rhamm get up again and then takes him down with a crossbody plancha over the top rope. Shawn gets up and clears off the announcer's table, prompting both announcers to move. Shawn picks up a steel chair and bashes Rhamm in the head with it when he stands up, then looks to suplex him through the table. Rhamm blocks and hits a few body shots to get free. He picks up a monitor and bashes Shawn in the skull. The ref calls for the bell, ending the match. Rhamm, however, isn't finished. He lifts Shawn up and hits the Avalanche to put him through the table. Michaels lays there as security finally manages to get down to the ring and get him away from Shawn. The referee meanwhile, comes out to check on Shawn, who's conscious but not really moving.
Mike: Wow. That was a little extreme
Janelle: I knew they didn't like each other, but what's with this brawl? And now we have no announce table and the match ended as a double DQ. They've obviously got issues to work out.
The show goes to commercial with Rhamm standing on the ramp and Shawn just beginning to get up with the referee's help
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:05 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
Ain't no stoppin' me now!!
Shelton Benjamin's theme hits as he walks out onto the stage and heads for the ring, getting a few scattered cheers from the crowd.
"...from Orangeburg, South Carolina, weighing in at 248 pounds, Shelton Benjamin!"
Shelton hops up onto the apron and steps into the ring. He steps up on the turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd. The music dies out as he steps down.
*Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as The Talented One Cartwright makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers and boos loudly.*
"...from the UK, weighing in at 200lbs, he is The Talented One, The ACW, PAW and OECW Cruiserweight Champion......CARTWRIGHT!"
*Pyro begins to explode behind Cartwright as he raises his arms, with his hands open, taunting the crowd on the ramp!*
One - Nothing wrong with me,
Two - Nothing wrong with me,
Three - Nothing wrong with me,
Four - Nothing wrong with me.
One - Something's got to give,
Two - Something's got to give,
Three - Something's got to give,
NOOOOOOOW!
*Cartwright slides under the bottom rope, climbs the turnbuckle next to him and raises his arms as the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction.*
The bell rings as Shelton and Cartwright stand in the center of the ring. The two men go into a lock up, and Shelton hits a quick armdrag. Cartwright pops back up and Shelton hits another armdrag. Again Cartwright pops back up and Shelton whips him to the ropes. Cartwright rebounds back attempting a clothesline but Shelton ducks and runs to the ropes. Cartwright also hits the ropes again and the two run back to the center of the ring. Shelton hits a kick to the gut, stopping Cartwright, then hits a hard right to the forehead. He whips him to the corner and charges in for the stinger splash, but Cartwright ducks under him so he hits only the turnbuckle. Cartwright quickly catches him in a back suplex, planting him in the center of the ring.
Mike: Looks like Shelton Benjamin may have started off a little too strong there
Janelle: No such thing. However, he hadn't worn Cartwright down enough to hit that splash
With Shelton planted on the mat, Cartwright bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across Sheltons forehead! He then goes for a cover
one...two..
Lifting Shelton to his feet, Cartwright whips him into the turnbuckle and starts chopping away at his chest until Shelton counters with a knee to the gut.
Shelton then whips Cart into the ropes and is about to try and power slam him, but Cartwright counters with a spinning Flying Leg Scissors to escape the hold!
Both men get back to their feet quickly. Cartwright knocks Shelton back down with a Enziguri kick! With Benjamin floored, Cartwright climbs the nearest turnbuckle and performs a moonsault, however Shelton lifts his knees to counter!
Both men get back to their feet, Cartwright's whip is reversed and Shelton strikes back with a T-Bone Suplex. He goes for the pin
one...two...thr....
Cartwright kicks out. Shelton looks up in disbelief and stands up to argue with the referee.
Mike: This is a big mistake. Shelton is arguing with the referee when he needs to stay on the Talented One.
Janelle: Orton better take notes, because their match will happen, and he needs to know that this is not something he should do in their match.
Cartwright recovers enough to catch Shelton in a school boy pin
one...two...th....
Shelton kicks out and scrambles to his feet. He attempts a superkick but Cartwright grabs his foot and shoves it away, so Shelton changes it to a Dragon whip. With Cartwright down on the mat, Shelton goes to climb the turnbuckle. Once he reaches the top, Cartwright gets up and runs to the top turnbuckle, then delivers a hurricarana that launches Shelton right back to the center of the ring.
Mike: Wow! That was a beautiful hurricarana from Cartwright.
Janelle: Yep, and that could be just what he needs to put this one away
Cartwright climbs the turnbuckle and follows with the Cartwright Crush, then pins him
one...two...three!!!
Bodies hits the PA again as Cartwright stands and the referee raises his hand in victory.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Cartwright!!
Shelton rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. The fans are cheering, but the sound changes as the viper like Randy Orton comes through the crowd and slides into the ring behind Cartwright, quickly clocking him across the back of the head with a clothesline. Cartwright stumbles to the ropes as the music cuts off and Orton begins berating him with rights to the forehead.
Mike: What the hell is Orton doing out here?
Janelle: Good question. Jarel just knocked him out earlier. I'm not sure this is the smartest thing to attempt right now.
Orton gets Cartwright down and backs away, ready to attempt the punt again.
Mike: Well, it looks like Orton wants to take his frustration out on Cartwright here
Janelle: Since he obviously can't go knock Jarel or the Big Show out, I guess he intends to knock Cartwright's head off.
Orton attempts the punt as Cartwright is getting up, but he seems to be just a tad off, so Cartwright avoids it again. One hard right to the head knocks Orton down, and Cartwright attempts to lock him in the figure four again. Orton scrambles out of the ring, holding his head, as Cartwright glares at him from the ring. Bodies hits the PA again as Orton backs up the ramp and heads backstage.
Mike: I wonder if maybe Orton has a concussion.
Janelle: He's been knocked out twice within a month. It's possible.
the show goes to commercial with Cartwright celebrating with the fans
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:07 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
The Big Show's theme hits as pyros erupt on the stage. The World Largest Athlete steps out and heads to the ring to the cheers of the crowd.
"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 440 pounds, The Big Show!"
Show walks up the stairs and steps into the ring over the top rope. He walks over to the ropes and raises his hand in his usual pose. He turns to the entrance as the music dies out.
Stricken hits the PA as red lights flash and Zarel steps out onto the stage, the SEWF World Championship belt around his waist. The fans erupt as Zarel looks out at them from under his shades. Finally, Zarel turns and heads down to the ring.
"And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 328 pounds, he is the SEWF World champion, Zarel Damone!"
Zarel walks down the ramp slowly and stops, looking into the ring. Finally he turns and walks up the stairs, then steps in the ring through the ropes. He takes the belt off and walks to the right side of the ring, then raises his fists with the belt in his right hand while flames erupt from the turnbuckles. He turns and walks to the opposite side of the ring again as the flames continue to shoot up from the ringposts. He raises his fists again while the fans continue to cheer. Finally he turns to the center of the ring and hands the belt to the referee, then removes his leather trenchcoat and shades and hands them to an official outside of the ring. the music dies out as he turns and looks over at the Big Show.
The bell rings and the Big Show goes for the knockout punch early. Zarel ducks and throws several lefts and rights, staggering the big man. Zarel hits an uppercut to the jaw that echoes throughout the arena. Zarel hits another, keeping Show off balance. He then attempts a whip to the ropes, but Show reverses. Zarel rebounds and ducks under a clothesline. Show, proving to still be pretty quick on his feet, turns around before Zarel can get in another attack, so Zarel hits another resounding uppercut to the jaw.
Mike: Jeez, those shots are loud. Zarel's throwing everything behind those uppercuts.
Janelle: He's not throwing everything behind them yet, but he's putting enough force behind it to get the Big Show's attention. If Show thought this was going to be a cakewalk, he's in for a rude awakening.
Zarel drives Show back into the corner with some hard rights and continues laying it in while the referee tries to get him to back off. He does, but runs in and hits a splash against the turnbuckle. He backs away and let's the Big Show stagger out, then grabs him by the throat. The crowd cheers, eager to see if the champion can lift the 440 pounder off his feet.
Mike: Looks like Zarel is going for the chokeslam. Can he lift the 440 pound Big Show?
Show hits him with a hard body shot to the ribs, and Zarel has to let go. Show whips him hard into the turnbuckle, then hits a sidewalk slam and goes for the pin.
one...two....
Zarel kicks out. Show lets him stand and grabs him by the throat, then lifts him for a chokeslam. Zarel, however, counters into a fujiwara armbar, bringing the big man down.
Mike: What a counter by Zarel!
Janelle: He's showing the Big Show exactly what he may find himself in for at A Cold Day in Hell. Jarel is a former mixed martial artist, and a damn good one. He and Zarel both can break out a submission hold just as quickly as any ring technician like Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit.
Big Show pulls himself to the ropes and Zarel has to break the hold. He does keep it in until the 4 count, then gets up and stomps the arm a few times before the Big Show stands and shoves him back. Zarel charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope. Big show lands on his feet but stumbles back in front of the ramp. Zarel runs across the ring and hits the ropes.
Mike: What the hell is Zarel doing here?
Zarel dives out over the top rope in a suicide dive that drives the fans into a frenzy while taking the Big Show down on the ramp.
Mike: Oh my God! Did you see how high in the air Zarel got with that dive?
Janelle: It's been a really long time since I've seen Zarel do that. It's still a bit unnerving.
Zarel gets to his feet first and lets the Big Show get up, then hits a few more rights and another uppercut, driving him back down towards the ring. He manages to push the Big Show back in the ring and slides in after him. Show gets up again and Zarel takes him down with a spear, then goes for pin.
one...two...thr....
The Big Show kicks out. Zarel gets up and climbs the turnbuckle.
Mike: Maybe Zarel is getting a little desperate here. I know he can fly every now and then, but perhaps he's going to the well one time too many here.
Janelle: Perhaps, but when you're in the ring with a guy like the Big Show, you do what you can to keep him down.
Show gets up and Zarel goes for a diving clothesline. Show reaches up and catches him by the throat, then plants him back in the center of the ring with a chokeslam and goes for pin.
one...two...thre.....
Zarel gets his shoulder up. The Big Show stands up, his right fist poised. Jarel walks out onto the stage, no music or pyro. The fans cheer and Show looks up to the stage. He and Jarel lock eyes as the crowd goes wild.
Mike: Jarel's out on the stage. I wonder what brought him out here. Maybe to prevent Zarel from suffering a loss?
Janelle: That's an insult. We can't say for sure that Zarel was about to lose. The Big Show doesn't always score with that knockout punch, and even when he does, it doesn't always keep his opponent down for the three. Maybe jarel is just scouting his next hell in a cell opponent.
Mike: And in essence, causing The Big Show to make a huge mistake
Janelle: You're damn right. He took his eyes off the champion, and Zarel's going to make him pay for it.
Zarel sits up and the cheers get louder. The Big Show turns around and Zarel catches him by the throat, then to the delight of the crowd, lifts him off his feet with a chokeslam and pins him
one...two...three!!!
Stricken hits again as Zarel rolls out of the ring.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Zarel Damone!
the referee hands Zarel the title belt and he backs up the ramp. He stops next to Jarel and Jarel raises his twin's arm in victory, both wearing identical grins as the Big Show gets up in the ring, glaring up at them.
Mike: Zarel delivered one hell of a chokeslam there to the Big Show.
Janelle: Yeah, and knowing Jarel he's trying to figure out a way to top it.
Mike: As big as the Big Show is, there aren't many ways to top a chokeslam. That in itself is damn near a miracle.
Janelle: True enough, but in hell in a cell, Jarel finds ways to do the impossible.
The brothers head backstage as the show cuts to a commercial
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:09 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is the final round of the number 1 contender's tournament. Introducing first....
Redeemer hits as orange light covers the arena. A line of flames shoots down the ramp as Robert Orman steps out with his brother, Kenneth. The crowd boos as he begins to walk down the ramp.
"...from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 320 pounds, Robert Orman!"
Robert stops at the end of the ramp and looks at Kenneth. Kenneth slides into the ring and holds the ropes open as Robert walks up the stairs. Robert steps in through the ropes and looks down at Kenneth as the music dies out.
the lights dim down as Attitude hits and fog pours in. Blue light covers the arena as the Undertaker's classic titantron plays. Lightning strikes the stage and a few seconds later, the Undertaker steps into view to an eruption of cheers from the crowd. He has the SEWF Tag Team title belt around his waist underneath his coat
"And his opponent, from Death Valley, weighing in at 299 pounds, he is one half of the SEWF Tag Team champions, the Undertaker!"
The Phenom begins to make his way to the ring, eyes locked on Robert. He stops at the end of the ramp, staring into the ring for a few seconds before turning and walking to the stairs. He walks up the stairs and stands at the top, staring into the ring for a few seconds before lowering his head. He raises his arms and his head at the same time, his eyes rolled into the back of his head, as the lights come back up. The Phenom walks across the apron and steps into the ring through the ropes. He turns to the center of the ring and removes his coat first. He stands looking across the ring at Robert before reaching up and removing his hat, rolling his eyes into the back of his head as lights flash and thunder sounds. He hands the hat to an official before removing the title belt and handing it to the referee. The music dies out.
Kenneth steps out of the ring as the Undertaker stares intently at Robert and the bell rings
Mike: Kenneth better be very careful. If he does to the Undertaker what he did to Rhamm next week, he'll have a huge problem on his hands.
Janelle: Yeah a six foot ten 299 pound monster to be exact. However that does beg the question, can Robert defeat the Phenom without his help?
The Undertaker moves in, fists raised. Robert doesn't back down, but walks right up to him and initiates a lock up. Robert shoves the Undertaker back into a corner and the referee orders a break. Robert breaks away but hits a quick right to the jaw, rocking the Phenom in the corner. Robert then whips him across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle and charges in after him. Undertaker gets his foot up, hitting Robert in the jaw and forcing him back a few steps. The Undertaker follows with a clothesline that knocks him to the mat. Robert rolls to the ropes to pull himself up and the Undertaker clotheslines him out over the top rope.
Mike: Robert shows no fear of the Undertaker, which is definitely the first step in the path to victory.
Janelle: Yeah, but the next step is to actually be able to stand up to him.
Undertaker steps out of the ring as Robert gets to his feet and irish whips him into the steel stairs. Kenneth runs around to distract the Undertaker, but gets a boot to the face for his efforts. Undertaker pulls Robert up and rolls him onto the apron with his head hanging off. He gives him a running boot to the head, then hops up onto the apron. The crowd cheers as the Phenom runs across the apron and drops his leg across Robert's throat. Robert rolls into the ring, clutching his throat, while the Phenom pulls up Kenneth and tosses him out over the security barricade.
Mike: The Undertaker is cleaning house.
Janelle: The Phenom is always watching, and he knows the Ormans MO. So he obviously planned ahead.
The Undertaker slides back into the ring as Robert is getting to his feet, and hits him with a few hard rights, staggering the big man. The Undertaker attempts to whip him to the ropes but Robert reverses and goes for a clothesline. The Undertaker ducks and hits the ropes again, then rebounds with his signature flying clothesline. The Phenom rolls to the cover.
one...two...
Robert kicks out. The Undertaker pulls him up by his left arm and wrings it a few times. He then drags him back to the corner and steps to the top rope for Old School. Kenneth, however, is back at ringside, though staggering slightly. He gets up onto the apron, distracting the refereee and the Undertaker for a few seconds. The Phenom continues going for Old School, diving off the ropes right into Robert's arms, who then plants him with the RO Slam and hooks his legs for the pin.
one...two...three!!!
The Undertaker kicks out just after the three count and sits up, surprise evident in the expression on his face. Robert wisely rolls out of the ring as Redeemer hits again. Robert helps Kenneth walk up the ramp
Announcer: Here is your winner, Robert Orman!
Mike: I can't believe it! Robert Orman is the new number 1 contender.
Janelle: The Undertaker can't believe it either. He wasn't planning on a short day at the office
The Undertaker gets to his feet, glaring up the ramp at Robert and Kenneth.
Janelle: Judging by the look on the Undertaker's face, this isn't done. it's far from it.
Mike: I would not want to be Robert Orman here in the next few weeks. You never know when the Undertaker will get his payback.
The show goes to commercial
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 3:10 pm
Lilian catches up with the Damone twins as they're heading out of the building.
Lilian: I know you're on your way out, so I'll make this quick. What was your motive going out there towards the end of your brother's match tonight?
Jarel: Whoa, I don't need a motive to walk out onto the stage. I purposely didn't have my music or pyros play. I was merely observing my next hell in a cell victim. It's not my fault The Big Show let himself get distracted.
Zarel: And besides, I knew what was coming anyway. Unlike Randy Orton, I don't have a glass jaw. Even if the Big Show had hit me, I'm pretty sure I would have returned the favor.
Jarel: But let me guess, the Big Show is bitching and moaning right? I cost him a win over the world champion and blah blah blah.
Zarel: We kind of figured that was coming, so here's how we'll shut the fat b*****d up. He thinks Jarel cost him a win. Well, next week, I'll give him a rematch. And I'll put the SEWF World championship on the line. Matter of fact, just to ease his mind, Jarel will stay far away from the ring or stage area, and we'll make the match no holds barred. Sound good?
Jarel: Sounds like a good idea to me. Now let's get the hell out of here. We've got stuff to do.
The brothers walk out
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:55 pm
the following fatal four way match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SEWF International championship. Introducing first...
Triple H's theme hits as the lights dim and multicolored lights flash. The fans erupt as the Game steps out onto the stage, water bottle in hand.
"... from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 265 pounds, the Game, Triple H!"
Triple H looks down towards the ring for a few seconds before he starts down the ramp. He stops at the end and looks out over the arena before moving on around the ring. He takes a swig out of the water bottle and tosses it before hopping onto the apron. He looks around the arena again before striking his pose and shooting a spray of water over his head. Finally he steps into the ring and walks over to the turnbuckle. He steps onto the second rope and strikes his pose again as the lights flash and come back up to normal. He steps down as the music dies out.
You think you know me
Edge's music hits and strobe lights and fog fill the stage before Edge makes his way out, wearing his traditional coat and shades. His long blonde hair waves with the fog before he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring under the bottom ropes.
"Making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 245 pounds, The Rated-R Superstar, EDGE!!!"
He taunts and yells at the crowd before he takes his sunglasses and coat off before preparing for the match
the lights go out. Forsaken hits as blue, gold, and red lights flash. Demon rises up from under the stage on a platform.
".... weighing in at 245 pounds, Demon!"
Demon looks down to the ring for a few seconds, then starts down the ramp. He stops at the end of the ramp and looks out at the fans, his face stoic even through the cheers that come his way. Finally he turns and walks around the right side of the ring. He steps up onto the apron and glances into the ring before turning back to the crowd. He leans back against the ropes and raises his fists as flames shoot up from the ring posts. Demon steps into the ring through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle, then raises his fists again. White lights flash through the rafters before the lights come back up and Demon steps down from the turnbuckle. the music dies out as he turns to the entrance
Makes Me Wonder hits as blue lights flash and Brandon dances out onto the stage with the SEWF International championship around his waist, Lita following behind him with the women's championship around her waist.
"And his opponent, accompanied by Lita, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the SEWF International champion, Brandon Damone!"
Brandon and Lita head towards the ring together as the crowd cheers. Brandon leads the way, walking around the ring high fiving fans. Brandon hops up onto the apron and steps into the ring, glancing at the Game briefly before standing in the center of the ring. Lita stands behind him as he strikes his pose and blue pyros shoot off behind them. He stands up and hands the title belt to the referee as the music dies out. Lita steps out of the ring
The bell rings and Demon goes right after Edge. Brandon in turn goes after the Game, and a brawl ensues. Demon backs Edge into the turnbuckle and lays into him with hard straight rights. Brandon backs Triple H against another turnbuckle and lights him up with chops to the chest.
Mike: Looks like the current and former champions are trying to narrow this down to decide it between the two of them.
Janelle: Smart strategy. Take Edge and Triple H out, then have a one on one match to determine the true champion.
Demon tosses Edge out over the top rope . Edge hits the mat hard, and Brandon clotheslines Triple H out as well. Demon charges Brandon with a clothesline but Brandon ducks and chops him across the chest. Brandon attempts a whip but Demon reverses. Brandon rebounds back and Demon back body drops him out over the top rope, right onto Edge and Triple H. Demon slides out of the ring and pulls Edge up by his hair, then slams his face into the steel stairs.
Triple H gets up and hits Demon with a shot to the back of the head, then whips him into the security barricade. Demon hits spine first and sinks down against it. Triple H pulls Edge up and throws him head first against the steel stairs. He turns and Brandon hits him with another resounding chop across the chest. Brandon rolls the Game back into the ring and slides in after him. Triple H gets to his feet and Brandon attempts to whip him to the ropes. The Game reverses and goes for a clothesline, but Brandon ducks and hits the ropes again. The Game turns and catches him with a running high knee, taking him off his feet. Triple H follows up with a knee drop across the face and goes for a pin.
one...two..
Brandon kicks out. Triple H pulls him up and whips him to the turnbuckle, then hits a clothesline against the buckle. he steps back and whips Brandon into the opposite turnbuckle, then charges in again. This time, Brandon ducks and lets him hit the buckle. He then catches the Game in a german suplex pin.
one...two...
The Game kicks out. Demon slides back into the ring and knocks Brandon down with a clothesline. Triple h gets up and gets met with a right to the jaw. Demon then whips him to the ropes and hits the Demon's Bane, then goes for the pin.
one...two...t....
Edge pulls Demon out of the ring, then shoves him into the steel stairs. Edge slides into the ring and goes after Brandon first, hitting some hard rights to the forehead. He then whips Brandon to the ropes and goes for a boot to the face. Brandon catches his foot, and hits a Dragon Screw, taking him down. Triple H gets up and attempts to take Brandon's head off with a clothesline, but Brandon ducks and hits a superkick. He turns back to Edge and grabs his leg, attempting to get him in a sharpshooter, but Edge reaches up and rolls him up in a small package pin.
one...two...
Brandon kicks out. The two get to their feet and Edge charges in. Brandon catches him in a belly to belly suplex, then springs to his feet again. Brandon turns and catches Triple H running in with an inverted atomic drop, then hits a clothesline to take him down. Demon slides back into the ring and catches Brandon with the Demon Shock, then goes for a pin.
one...two...th....
Edge pulls Demon off the pin. Demon gets up and hits Edge with a few hard rights, then whips him towards the ropes. Triple H intercepts and hits Edge with a double legged spinebuster. Before he can go for the pin, Demon kicks him in the side of the head. Demon locks in the Demon's Gate on Edge.
Mike: Oh wow. It looks like Demon might just regain his championship right here.
Janelle: Brandon better do something quick, or I think you're right.
Brandon gets up and dropkicks Demon in the side of the head, forcing him to release the hold. Demon stumbles to his feet and Brandon clotheslines him out over the top rope. Brandon turns and ducks another clothesline attempt from the Game, then catches him in a school boy pin.
one...two..thr....
Edge breaks up the pin, then hits Brandon with the Edgecution and goes for a pin.
one...two...thre....
Demon pulls Edge out of the ring. Demon hits another right to the temple this time, then hip tosses Edge out over the barricade into the audience.
Mike: Looks like Edge might be out of this. That hip toss out onto the concrete isn't going to be easy to come back from.
Janelle: If he can't recover from that, then we're down to three.
Demon slides into the ring and Triple H meets him with a right to the forehead, then attempts to whip him to the ropes. Demon reverses and attempts a back body drop, but Triple H counters with a facebuster, taking him to the mat. Brandon gets up again behind the Game and catches him with the reverse Impaler DDT, then goes for a pin.
one...two....thre.....
Demon pulls Brandon off the pin. The two stand and Brandon shoves Demon back, then hits a superkick that sends Demon out over the top rope. He turns and Triple H kicks him in the gut, then hits the Pedigree. Triple H gets up, presumably to pull Brandon back to the center of the ring. He turns and Edge hits him with a spear, then goes for the pin.
one....two....three!
Edge's theme hits as he sits up and raises his own arms in victory before the referee hands him the belt.
Announcer: Here is your winner and new SEWF International champion, Edge!
Edge rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as Demon stands up on the outside, while Brandon and Triple H sit up in the ring, Brandon holding his head and Triple H holding his stomach.
Mike: I can't believe it. Edge came out of nowhere with that spear and won the International championship.
Janelle: He's called the ultimate opportunist for a reason. He just showed us that again.
Edge stands on the stage, raising the belt over his head as the show goes off the air
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