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Cubcub_471

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:50 am


Hello! In any Final Fantasy or Kh game, who do you hate the most? I totally hate Aeris and Garnet and Quistis and Selphie and Seymour and Vincent and and I hate Ansem and Loz rofl and Quina. If there is anyone I have forgotten than I shall say immediately. Oh, Oogie Boogie and KH Squall. But I adore FF Squall. I'm his biggest fan! Not really, but you get my point.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:35 am


You...hate...Vincent?!

j_harusaki


Uenna

PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:59 pm


j_harusaki
You...hate...Vincent?!
gonk !!!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:30 pm


You hate LOZ????? gonk gonk gonk and Ansem and Vincent and Seymour?
Ugh talk2hand

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Cubcub_471

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:33 am


Seymour is a total %$£^^*&*% etc. How can you LIKE him? Ansem gives me grief. Vincent thinks he's better than everyone else and Loz' hair bothers me.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:59 am


WHOOT a trashing thread! Where do I begin?
CLOUD!!!!!!!@!!!!!! Why does everyone want him as a body gaurd? He's totally incompitant!! AERIS DIED!!! Right in front of him!!!! His whole depressive angsty gig is way over-done! I mean he needs to get over himself! Aeris dumped him for Zach anyways! He's a poser! and he doesn't even know how to be "Himself" and don't even get me started on the scrawny arms and torsoe weilding the mondo sword thing, EVEN SEPHI is more ripped than Cloud! And his sword isn't as heavy! (I lifted it once) You know Cloud is compensating for at least one if not several things with that oversized sword and his spikey hair (which is sharper than his sword). yeesh.

((Disclaimer: We (#4 and I) actually are huge Vincent Fanz, but we are about to bomb him anyways!))

And speaking of over-done angsty-depressy, Vincent needs to get a life!! Or at least an Unlife, I know his girlfreind died and all but he spent 50 Friggin years in a coffin! talk about a drama-queen!! and do SOMETHING about those SHOES, it's like he's trying to poke peoples knee-caps off! What is he an ELF? The north pole type by his footwear. He should at least brush his hair once in a while or buy a NEW COAT!!! how long has he been wearing that? It must seriously reek by now! The BO could be smelt from Midgar to the Gold Saucer!!! I know he thinks he's all that but the quiet loner gig is way overdone! The only part of his ensemble he keeps in good condition is his blasted gun! I mean he can't even weild a sword or other cool weapons, just a dinky pansy pistol.

((And now for that wretched cetra flower-girl in a pink dress))

How do I start? This girl is so pathetic she hires CLOUD of all people to protect her! WHERE she gets the idea he could when she found him UNCONCIOUS in a BUSTED CHURCH after falling down through the PLATES I have no Idea. The girl is a total mental. The only reason she even pretended to LIKE Cloud was because he was posing as Zach. Then the girl is FINALLY killed, not even cool like but praying like some sissy, and she doesn't even have the decency to STAY DEAD!!1 She keeps muttering at people! Not even cool like but in these annoying lets-interupt-the-main-story-for-the-heck-of-it Kinda ways. She doesn't even DO anything! I mean if she was going to linger and "HELP" at least she could be neat about it but NOOO! She's a pansy-wuss! She can't even come back to life like Sephi, just bug the living with her whiny voice and cryptic useless phrases! That Cloud should figure out for himself!! And her dress is PINK!! and FRILLY! it should at LEAST be RED from all that blood! and she didn't even have the decency to BLEED when she died like a NORMAL person! Even SEPHI bleeds!

((I will do more bashing later....after the responses! twisted ))

Ermak Lorde


Uenna

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:12 am


As big of a Vinnie fan that I am.. LMAO! xd Elf..
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:04 pm


I have totally cracked up when reading that, especially the vincent part. Please continue with trashing the characters.
I love Cloud, he's cool. And how on earth did you pick up his sword? I can't believe that, someone actually made a life like one?
Cloud is very depressed in Kh though. "I want my memories back!" Then he'll be even more depressed. Aeris. *Holds knife*
Hades really has to learn to stop manipulating people, I mean, Jesus he starts on Auron next.

Cubcub_471


Ermak Lorde

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:32 pm


I said I picked up Sephi's sword, and yes they have made both,...though on review the replica Masamune is indeed heavier than the buster sword by 3 pounds...Here's what it says on the website where you can order it. (the buster sword isn't as durably made though...)

"...After a much anticipated wait...it has finally arrived....the OFFICIAL Masamune Sword produced EXCLUSIVELY for Weaponmasters.com and measuring in over 6 feet tall!

This is one of the most spectacular swords ever produced with a blade so large it can only be THE MASAMUNE and a weight that is downright impressive! With it's one of a kind shape and design we are sure everyone will recognize this as the most famous Masamune ever produced!

All the parts of this sword are made of high quality stainless steel which makes this amazing weapon very durable and at the same time very heavy.

Due to the size of this sword a scabbard will be sold separately in the near future.

For safety reasons the sword blade is not sharp due to its sheer size and weight.

Blade material: 420 J2 stainless steel
Overall Length: 73.82 in (1875.00 mm)
Blade Length: 60.24 in (1530 mm)
Blade Thickness: 0.43 in (11.00 mm)
Handle Length: 13.59 in (345.00 mm)
Tsuba Length and Width: 4.53 in x 2.64 in ( 115 mm x 67 mm)
Tsuba Thickness: 0.59 in (15mm)
Total weight: 16.00 lbs (7.26 Kgs)

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:48 pm


Oh my... despite it not being sharp, I think it could make a very dangerous weapon. xp I thought you had said that Cloud looked too scrawny to pick up his sword, that was actually very light. I get it now. heart

Cubcub_471


Uenna

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:17 pm


It's so big and pretty... eek

But what I really want is a Mag-Rod. xd
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:18 pm


Yeah me too, then I can get that psycho clone #4 to stop chasing me and stealing my tie... Now for more Bashing! My next victims shall be Cait Sith, Cid and Tifa.

Ciat Sith...Oh man what a patheic character...how the heck does he HURT anyone? His weapon is a friggin "Megaphone"...but then I suppose if someone meowed at me at 160 decibles I might die too. And what is with the giant mog doll? Was that some fetish Reeve had? And just what sorta statement is he trying to make with the crown and red cape? He's too cowardly to even fight his own battles! He's more wishy-washy than John kerry. He doesn't even have the decency to repair the peice of junk robot when it dies and runs around controlling a kitty riding Nanaki's head! Why doesn't he just call everyone instead of badgering poor Red XIII with his pansy robot toy. What else does he do with his toys? Or maybe he just keeps the cat around because of the view it gets wandering around all the female characters.

Cid, why this guy didn't Die with the moogle-reject I don't know, His lung cancer must be so far advanced his lungs are as black as Sephi's heart. Speaking of Hearts his is probably on the verge of going on strike. Plus, as stated in 7th Heaven, he's killing all of your other characters with second hand smoke! If he's going to deal with fire he could at least use a gun instead of JUST the stick with a knife tied to the end. And what's up with his goggles? Have you ever seen him WEAR the goggles over his EYES??? And why the rest of you party trusts this guy to fly the airships is really mindboggling...HOW many of them has he blown up now? He goes through Airships faster than Aeris can sell her flowers,...though just barely. Even in the movie his shirt was grungy, the guy must take a bath even more rarely than Vincent! His dirt STAINS his clothes!! And how on the planet did a guy that ugly get a girl to love him so much that she ran into an engine room at risk of her own life. And what's up with that leaning rocket thing? Is that supposed to havee some sort of personal symbolism for him or something? What is he Impotent?

Who designed Tifa anyways? That whole "fanservice" gig was so overblown she should have died of a cracked spine from the weight of it! It's no wonder she could hit so hard, all that wieght with foreward momentum... I'll bet it gave her wiplash when it bounced. And how pathetic can you get when you hang after ONE SINGLE PATHETICALLY incompetent guy your whole life, I mean MOVE ON already he's NOT GONNA get the point!! Find a better guy already! even Vinny would be a better choice and he's DEAD! As proof of Cloud's ignorance he falls for the puritan pink gowned flat-chested waif instead of a girl who's about to fall out at any moment and is wearing shorts which are practically nonexistant. (must get a serious wedgie from those) Not to mention what kind of an Idiot would wear so little into battle! no wonder she survived, she flashed the badguys so badly they couldn't think straight. (poor Sephi...No wonder he's insane). And where the heck does that 'Dolphin' come from? THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER DOLPHINS IN THE WHOLE GAME!!!! How do they survive? Leviathan eats them all!! They must be more endangered than Red XIII! And yet Tifa stashes them! No doubt that's wear all that oversized bust thing comes from that must be where she hides the things.!!

Ermak Lorde


Saerenna

Hunter

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:55 pm


gonk Aaahh! A ranting thread!! *hides away in the farthest corner* Umm, I'll just make my post short and simple. I don't neccisarily hate any characters, but I don't really have a fondness for Yuffie (Sorry, Naoko...) Cait Sith or Barret....
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:04 pm


Hm...interesting topic. As for the people that I highly despise in all of Final Fantasy history, are creepily the same gender as I am! *lol* For one, Rinoa Heartilly. She is such a ditz and such an anti-war critic it makes me puke. That and the fact, what kind of a girl goes up to a really hot looking angsty guy and says, "You'll like me" over and over again?!? Now I don't mind Quistis at all, and Selphie I think is adorable. She actually has more balls then Rinoa anyways. I feel sorry for Squall ending up with a stupid girl like her!
I don't have any bashings towards anyone in FF7 yet. I haven't played the game yet, but I have seen FF7Advent Children and I liked everyone in there. Well almost, cuz Cloud was just making me mad sometimes. I actually like Vincent. And Yazoo is another one of my faves too. As for Tifa, I'm not sure on her yet...I thought she did a good job kicking Loz's butt for a while. That was pretty funny, and he's got a really awesome ringtone I must add. *lol*
But back to the main topic, I don't like Rikku or Yuna. I don't necessarily have a reason, well a good enough one, I just don't like them! Especially Rikku cuz every single guy that I know friggin is in love with her, and I think she is annoying as hell! GAH!!! *goes into a rampage* She just makes me mad for no apparent reason....

The Otaku Goddess


Ermak Lorde

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:36 pm


Next for the last few good guys. Barret, Yuffie, and Red XIII


Barret,... yeesh you know this guy must have SOME sort of Fetish! And he's GAY to boot! I've never seen someone so obviously gay yet still hiding in the closet! (Under the red sequin shoes) he wears a Net shirt in AC! and a Sailor Suit in the game! He even comes onto Cloud and goes on a DATE with him!! What more blatant hints do you want? He's also such a 'Mr T wanna-be! He's almost as bad a poser as CLOUD!! This guy is also supposedly the OLDEST member in Avalanche yet he can't even TAKE CARE OF himself!! Everyone else is always rescuing his incompetent gay butt!! You'd think he LIKES to be rescued... by men.... Not to mention without the INCOMPETENT Cloud he couldn't even manage anything with Avalanche! And where does he keep all the Ammo for that gun? It's even a MACHINE gun! he certainly doesn't hide it in his shirt! HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE!! And does Barret ever use an analogy that DOESN'T involve TRAINS??? What is it with him and TRAINS?? Another Fetish!! And that just about proves he's gay!! I'll bet his mommy never bought him one for Christmas!! And speaking of Parents Barret always claims to BE one! yet even though he always asks about Marlene and pretending he cares. He's always LEAVING her places! and he's never THERE for her!!

Oh man! If Yuffie doesn't prove the uselessness and incompetence of the whole rest of the party. They KNOW she's a theif! And not even a very GOOD theif! and yet she steals their Materia ALL THE TIME!! What kind of Ninja get's airsick? and isn't the whole point of ninjitsu to be quiet and inobtrusive? She's not gonna sneak past anyone in her should-be-outlawed getup. Her shorts are shorter than Tifas but she doesn't have the figure to go with it! Her curves are more nonexistant than Aeris's! though that's not saying much... And if Materia is ALL this girl can think about than she has less of a life than Cloud and Vincent put together!! I mean you'd think that someone who practices Ninjitsu would have other things to think about...Or is that all her brain is capable of? She certainly doesn't display any mad ninja skillz. I mean she wrote a contract even CLOUD could understand the double meaning of! It's gotta be a major hint that you have to fight the girl in a random battle before you can get her to join your party! and chances are she'll steal from you a ton before Cloud figures out how to confuse her. ((If smart people weren't controlling Cloud he'd be broke)).

Well at least Red XIII had the sense to not like Aeris! (unlike all the fanboys who cried when she died) Aeris didn't even realize she was being insulted when Nanaki turned his nose up at her. but what is up with this cat? He is older even then BARRET yet he can barely form two sentences at a time! a supposedly INCREDIBLY intelligent creature who can't even speak! Even the Ronso ((Kimari-FFX) talks more than him!! and Kimari was uneducated!! And what sort of creature lets a robotic cat sit on his head and yap at him? talk about a total lack of dignity, he shames his entire race!! and HOW did he have kids? Wasn't he the VERY LAST of his kind? His race isn't A-Sexual is it? And how come he fights with "Combs?" that weapon is almost worse than Cait Sith's megaphones! You can't even see them on his person! how do they really help him fight? Maybe they keep his hair in place so he can see....but if so they aren't doing a very good job. Does he stab people with his hair? Is that what his limit break is all about? that's the only explaination I can find for the 'combs'. And he only has ONE FRIGGIN LINE in Advent Children!! He only spoke once!! Even Vincent who's the QUIET one said more than Nanaki! By alot!

((Hmmm....although we claim we are bashing everyone else we seem to be mainly bashing Aeris and Cloud... Anyways next we bash the Remnants!!! Better warn them! After that it's the Turks!! and other miscelanious Shinra Characters MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...The other Final Fantasy Games will be addressed later.))
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