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 Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:08 am
I need to sleep.
Not sleeping sucks. And who knows if my roommate is going to bring home yet another stray to ******** while I'm in the same room. Dear God, someone get me out of here. >____<
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:31 am
In the same room as in the room you are IN?
That's uhm...
that's really classy.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:11 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:11 am
masculine_daffodils In the same room as in the room you are IN?
That's uhm...
that's really classy. Yeah, like down three feet and over another four feet. My bed is lofted too, so if I roll over, I get a birds-eye view. She's practically a whore, she brought home a different guy every night she went out for about three weeks straight a few weeks ago...
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:23 am
Put a bunch of whoopee cushions under her mattress.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:52 am
Ehh, that requires money to get them... I'm a bit broke...
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:22 am
Ok.
Hmmm.
Leave some mud stains on her bed and wave a bowl of rotten eggs around before she comes in.
Then when she does say "Dude havent you changed the sheets YET?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:52 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:04 pm
Mood = Brutally Murdered =D
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:27 pm
Why go through all the work of making her bed messy...I say just throw her off a cliff and be done with it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:34 pm
It's illegal, sadly. Though I have a plan for the next time she comes home with someone different, I'll be like "Again? That's like, the eighth guy this month" and the guy will get all like "This girl's a whore" and leave. =D
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:06 pm
Tell her she's not allowed to have sex until she boxes her bed in and soundprooofs it.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:28 am
She brought home another stray last night.
And when he came in, I actually told her "No, he can't stay here. If you want to be with him, go somewhere else. I'm sick of listening to things I'd rather not be listening to."
And she blatantly disregarded it. So I woke them both up when I slammed the door shut this morning.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:52 am
You should be like "did you tell this one?" when she walks in with one and she'd be all like "did I tell this one what?" and you could be like "that you have AIDS?"
I think it might work. smile
Probably not, but you could get some laughs out of it.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:33 am
lol Cornflicker is a genious.
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