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Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:07 pm


Lets say for some odd chance I fist fight god to the death, win, and become him. I will give the world 5 years of peace and fortune, then I will bring one epic apocalypse, you can fight your way to survival against the onslaught before you. Zombies, and ******** Pyramid Head.

I'll make reality more like an RPG, you can see your overall level, a radar that displays enemies, survivors and your team, and your HP. Your level is what makes you stronger, faster, more accurate and all that jazz. I would make everyone in this guild immune to the virus of course. I put everyone's level and whatnot below. Level 30 is max (which would be superhuman) and max HP us 100. I'll give you all vehicles and put you somewhere in the world~ As for weapons, the ones there you all start out with, and I do change them if you want a different one... unless I don't think you need a different one.

Below you're all in my RECOMMENDED teams. Which is what I think you should be in, what you would be equipped with and all that jazz. The person on top is who I deem your team leader. If I left you out, post here and I'll fix it, if you want to change/pick your own team also post here what you want your team to be. XD

Recommended Teams:

Name: "I Don't Give A ********" (The duo that's only good together)
People:
  • Lizzy - Level 24 / 75 HP (Melee: Sai, Ranged: Browning® Barracuda™ Bowfishing Bow)
  • Silv - Level 22 / 80 HP (Melee: Kunai, Ranged: MSG90 )

Vehicle: HUMVEE
Armor:
Silv: Black Trench Coat, Black Leather Hat, Black Jeans, Plain Black Shirt, Black Shades.
Lizzy: Blue jeans, Black and white Airwalks, Black Cape, Grey Led-Zeppelin Shirt, Black Shades.
Location: Canada
Theme Song: Nightshade

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Name: Win and Fail (two of the three are bound to mess around)
People:
  • Sabers - Level 25 / 83 (Melee: Claymore, Ranged: Mossberg 500)
  • Felix - Level 21 / 80 HP (Melee: Battle Axe, Ranged: M4A1)
  • Kail - Level 19 / 60 HP (Melee: Pata, Ranged: Glock 35)
  • Ryan - Level 15 / 46 HP (Melee: Jellyfish Net, Ranged: FN P90)
  • Twt - Level 15 / 45 HP (Melee: Baseball Bat with nails on it, Ranged: M16A4)

Armor: Black Suits
Vehicle: FBI mobile command center vehicle
Location: U.S.A
Theme Song: Tank!

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Name: Stoner (they're bound to be stoned)
People:
  • Zerg - Level 27 / 90 HP (Melee: Brass Knuckles, Ranged: Mk 14 Mod 0 EBR)
  • Zax - Level 18 / 68 (Melee: Spear, Ranged: M4A1)
  • Tary - Level 16 / 60 (Melee: Smallsword, Ranged: SIG P226)

Armor: (normal clothing)
Vehicle: Van
Location: Colombia
Theme Song: Because I Got High

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Name: Ownage (like their name says, they're gonna own)
People:
  • Duo - Level 28 / 94 (Melee: Broadsword, Ranged: M16A4)
  • Seth - Level 25 / 84 HP (Melee: Monk Spade, Ranged: Medusa Model 47)
  • D2T - Level 24 / 82 HP (Melee: Dao, Ranged: MEU(SOC) pistol)
  • Godchild - Level 23 / 80 HP (Melee: Mace, Ranged: Barrett 50)
  • Kriss - Level 15 / 73 HP (Melee: Pike, Ranged: M16A4)
  • Wig - Level 15 / 72 HP (Melee: Spatha, Ranged: MP5)
  • Danny - Level 15 / 71 HP (Melee: b*****d Sword, Ranged: Remington 870)

Armor: Riot Control Gear
Vehicle: Challenger 2 Tank
Location: UK
Theme Song: Death From Above

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Name: Screwed (hey someone has to die, right?)
People:
  • Mini - Level 19 / 82 HP (Melee: Giant Spork, Ranged: Dodgeball, Watergun)
  • Airazor - Level 24 / 82 HP (Melee: Giant Spoon, Blow-up Doll Ranged: Potato Gun)
  • Cloud (the bad one) - Level 16 / 61 HP (Melee: Taken by Air, Ranged: Taken by Mini)
  • Shinno - Level 10 / 43 HP (Melee: Shoe, Ranged: Slingshot)

Armor: Clown Costumes
Vehicle: Ice Cream Truck
Location: China
Theme Song: Rainbow Road

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Name: Friendly-Fire (will provably shoot each other by accident or on purpose)
People:
  • Shimerin - Level 23 / 81 HP (Melee:Broadsword, Ranged: Barrett M82)
  • Cloud Read - Level 22 / 84 HP (Melee: English Text Book, Ranged: M9 pistol)
  • Mark - Level 16 / 64 (Melee: Hunting Knife, Ranged: MEU(SOC) pistol)
  • Malachi - Level 15 / 63 HP (Melee: Katana, Ranged: M16A4)
  • Eragon - Level 15 / 61 HP (Melee: Machete, Ranged: Winchester Model 70)

Armor: White T-shirts with a bullseye on it above the Marine Corps Combat Utility Uniform.
Vehicle: Bandvagn 206
Location: Russia
Theme Song: Can't Catch Tomorrow

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Name: Roo's (get it? like KANGAROO? Lool)
People:
  • Ren - Level 26 / 90 HP (Melee: Katana, Firearm: Barrett M82)
  • Spen - Level 19 / 78 (Melee: Gladius, Ranged: M14)
  • Emma - Level 14 / 55 HP (Melee: Cutlass, Ranged: Glock 17)

Armor: SWAT Gear
Vehicle: MRAP
Location: Australia
Theme Song: Modern Way

Every now and then, I'll post what's happening to your/the teams, and you have to decide between a few options on what will happen. The highest votes change the story for your team, however the votes that didn't have the highest will also effect the main one. If that makes sense. I will also post whatever happened and what could have happened if you made the other 'wronger' choices.

Each time you will have to make both your team's decisions along with your personal decisions. For example, your team has decided to raid a grocery store over a superstores. For your personal choices, you had help everyone else, pretend to help to conserve energy, loot for your own things and not tell everyone else, or stay in the vehicle where it's safe. This will effect specifically what happens to you and what your team could do to you (for example, once you pretend to work, and do it again, this time however everyone notices, they'll be pissed which means they'll help you less and you're more likely to die - but also if they don't find out and you're attacked, you're most likely to survive)

If you die, you still can make decision for your team. Don't ask me why. XD

KEEP ALL POSTS RELATED TO THIS FROM HERE ON; EXAMPLE FOR HOW TO IS LIKE KAILS, HOWEVER YOU CAN SIMPLY IT BY JUST POSTING DIRECTLY THE CHOICES (ex: "I pick so and so") WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU, Y00.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:04 pm


Team: "I Don't Give A ******** Location: On Highway 401, Ontario, Canada
Status: Cold

Liz and Silv have been walking up the highway there are no running cars, many on this road are crashed and some hold infected trapped in their cars. They had to bail on their vehicle a while back, but will eventually have to go back for it; as it contains most of their ammo still. The two lost a group of Zeds, at least 30 of them, to conserve ammo, about 10 miles away. The two are VERY cold. A strange change in weather has changed what should be going into spring back to cold winter. It might rain or snow soon, and they're to far into the road to find shelter. Now some cars seem to have been turned off, and some might have just ran out of gas, while some of them still shake from the undead in them, some are completely motionless, possibly who ever was in some decided it was best to go on foot. There are three vehicles far enough from the ones that hold Zeds which are motionless.

A gunshot at this location would make to much sound, so if a Zed is in one of them and just not moving, it will attract the group they ran away from.

Team Choice:

-Try to unlock the SUV
-Try to unlock the Mini Cooper
-Try to unlock the Suzuki Cultus

Personal:

-Break the car window to easily open it.
-Look around for an already unlocked car.
-Carefully try to unlock the car with whatever you have.

___________________


Team: Win and Fail
Current Location: Somewhere in Alabama, USA
Status: Stranded

The team itself found a good car to take that could hold everyone. They decided to head to the West-Coast, since the Rocky Mountains could provide a natural defense. However, they ran out of gas before finding a place to loot another car. They're stuck in a small looking town, seems like the only gas they'll find is in a tractor and maybe a gasoline store or two, the town itself is eerily quiet. Now, it would be unsafe for everyone to go, and since they have been less than quiet (thanks to Ryan) they know there's a good amount of Zeds coming their way from miles away following the road.

Since they haven't had food (besides for candy bars) Felix suggests to split up in the city, three to go look for food, two to look for a new vehicle or a gas station that they could take a gallon from. Saber however, suggested instead try to steal some gasoline from a tractor nearby from a method he watched on a movie once and forget about food for later. It's getting dark awfully quick so a fast decision is needed.

Team Choice:
- Split up and look for Gas and Food (Sabs and Kail for Gas - Felix, Ryan and Twt for Food)
- Try to steal gasoline from the nearby tractor and quickly bail.

Personal:
- Wonder off and look for other survivors.
- Argue over their own idea.
- Stay quiet and agree with anyone.
- Fake being sick to stay in the vehicle while everyone else risks themselves.

___________________

Team: Stoner
Current Location: Ocean by Colombia
Status: Hungry

The team earlier looted a medium sized fishing boat and a few supplies, because of lack of refrigeration, the supplies either are going slowly bad even if dried, or have already been eaten. One thing is an option; fish for their own food. A few days ago before taking the ship to sea however Zax said he could have sworn he saw a few Zeds that fallowed them from the port literally walk underwater. Which means they could catch on to the fishing lines and either pull down who ever is fishing or pull themselves up. Chances are that Zax was tripping balls though.

Still a slightly riskier but maybe more paying off way would be to go back to land and search for food there to bring back to boat.

Team Choice:
- Ignore Zax and begin fishing.
- Agree with going back to land.

Personal:
- Take a small boat and go to land yourself, you're starving so ******** everyone else as long as you eat!
- Start fishing despite what anyone says
- Get High

___________________

Team: Ownage
Current Location: London, UK
Status: Pissed off

It seems like the almighty didn't think things through. He gave them a tank they did not know how to operate. Because of this, they accidentally crashed the thing on a wall, it's not damaged, but now they can't move it unless someone learns to drive the thing. There are two manuals, but parts of it are covered in blood, so only half of it is in english. The second one is in a foreign.

The noise from the crash was enough to alert quite a few Zeds. Because of this they must decide to ditch the tank or to keep shelter in it. One option might lead to their death, the other one could very well keep them all huddled inside of a deathtrap they can't move. Godchild suggested one of them who can read in more than english should stay and the rest go for shelter. However they don't know what language it is since they can't check, and time's a factor.

Team Choice:
- Duo should stay
- Seth should stay
- D2T should stay
- Godchild should stay
- Kriss should stay
- Wig should stay
- Danny should stay
- Everyone stays
-Everyone leaves

Personal:
- Leave immediately for shelter despite outcome.
- Jump in and lock the tank; to make everyone go to safety.
- Jump in and try to run the baby one more time~

___________________

Team: Screwed
Current Location: Somewhere in China
Status: ******** somehow found themselves at a mountain, filled with cuddly pandas. Cuddly zombie pandas. They either fight or run, simple as that.

Team Choice:
- Fight
- Run

Personal:
- Throw Air as a distraction and run.
- Throw Cloud as a distraction and run.
- Throw Shinno as a distraction and run.
- Just run.

___________________

Team: Friendly-Fire
Current Location: Lost in Russia
Status: FREEZING BALLS OFF.

Seems like a freak blizzard made everything look exactly the same, and now everyone's s**t out of luck. The whole team's outside, trying to hunt any animals for food for the night. However, since gunshots attract Zeds it's safer for only few to risk their a** out there. To not waste gas, Dark suggested they send two people to hunt, two to explore around for a nearby road, and the rest to stay behind.

Malachi however suggested they first look for firewood before starting anything, so they don't get lost and can use the smoke to find their way back. Mini however shot down the idea by saying that Zeds might also find where they are, and then they would be ********. The team itself began to argue on one of both sides, and unless a good truce is resolved here they might start letting the brain freezing pain from the cold get to them and shoot each other.

Team Choice:
- Be mature and say to worry about it later then form a party of two to go hunting, and a party of two to explore the area. (post the two for each)
- Ignore everything else and argue to make a fire.
- Ignore everything else and argue to not make a fire.

Personal:
- Hit everyone who's against making a fire until they're out cold.
- Hit everyone who's against not making a fire until they're out cold.
- Just walk away and begin hunting for food.

___________________

Team: Not Gonna Die
Current Location: Perth, Western Australia
Status: Tired

The two woman team attempted to make their way to the Navel Base, for safety, however the streets of Perth have been completely overrun. The strength of the vehicle itself is currently keeping them from being torn to pieces by the horde of Zeds outside. Luckily, for some strange reason, there are a few Hand grenades inside of the vehicle, which they could toss to at least lower the amount enough to be above to move without getting stuck above a pile of the ghouls.

They only have enough to clear the rode enough only once. They could either toss them forward to go ahead towards the Navel Base, or backwards and make an escape from the city to someone less populated. Ren made a suggestion to use their close-ranged weapons to stab through the openings of the windows to get a few until they lower the amount enough to not use the grenades, however that might take far to long and by then more would show up.

Team Choice:
- Use the grenades to clear the path on the front.
- Use the grenades to clear the path on the back.
- Start slowly stabbing to clear the path without using the grenades

Personal:
- Without a second thought, drive forward.
- Without a second thought, drive backwards.
- Look around the vehicle for something they didn't notice before.

Geekosaurus


Kail Ritsuka

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:55 pm


[First actual gameplay post]



Team Win and Fail

"Hey umm....

I really think that we should search around for Gasoline, and if we run across food, grab that as well. But once it gets dark, we should find a building to hold out in for the night, and then continue progress in the morning. In fact, we should be back on the road tomorrow....Im not staying here for more then a day. o_o

As for splitting up, I don't really care about who goes with who. Up to you guys."
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:27 pm



*I glance around at the cars and undead with slight unease. Shouldering my bow, I take hold of Silv's hand and begin to walk down the road, constantly looking around for any signs of danger. As we pass an abandoned Suzuki Cultus I pause as a thought occurs to me. Letting go of Silv's hand I walk over to the car and test the doors to see if they're unlocked. To my dismay they are not. Taking a deep breath, I move to the back seat, driver's side window. Taking the butt of Silv's MSG90, I smash the window in, unlock the door, climb through to the front seat; being closely followed by Silv. I wedge myself onto the floor and begin to hot-wire the care. Success. Buckling my seat belt, I slowly accelerate and cruise down the road. Silv, sitting in the passenger's seat, turns on the radio searching for any signs of life. He comes across a station for an unknown place. A man is speaking and says that all survivors should remain indoors, and to not venture outside.*


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Shimerin

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:50 pm


Team Friendly-Fire

I vote Mark and Eragon go hunting (due to their melee weapons)
Malachi and Spen go explore (because I dont want to leave cloud or mini alone with someone)
and me Cloud and Mini stay behind to watch the vehicle.

(Can we have my name changed to Shimerin for this? Id rather not go around being called Dark >_>)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:19 am


TEAM: NOT GUNNO DIE

-use the grenades to clear the path on the front because they're will for sure be plenty more plus weapons and st00f at the navy base.

-look around the vehicle for something we didnt notice before

(and i vote spenny changes from friendly fire to our group coz ren doesnt exactly want to play this :c and i dont want spenny getting killed D; )

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:12 pm


Team: Roos Not Gonna Die? XD

Team Choice:
- Use the grenades to clear the path on the front. We need a secure location, to the naval base we GOOO! Plus there could be a tank. Not that I know how to drive one... >.>; Yet.

Personal:
- Without a second thought, drive forward. Emma can look, I'll drive and stop if she says something. XD MOW 'EM DOWN!

We DO need a guy on our team. -_-; Two people don't have a chance against a city of Zeds. >.>
PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:53 pm


Team:screwed

team choice-run

personal choice- throw shinno as a distraction and run


as we encounter the pandas i notice a route out of there. i notice shinno there scared so while she isn't looking i loot her and find the slingshot. I use it to sling the shoe towards the pandas. Shinno sees this and runs towards the pandas. the rest of us turn and run towards the route out of there as we heard screams of pain and a purr.

a forgotten death eater

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