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An englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar and order a pint of guiness each. Then a fly lands in each of them. The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust. The Scotsman picks the fly out and carrys on like nothings happened. The Irishman picks the fly out and screams "SPIT IT OUT YOU b*****d!" at it.

Racist.

I just imagined Roy from the IT crowd in that joke and it made me giggle. whee

ooo that's a good one!


tommy were you the one that told me the baby joke about the irish guy, the black guy and the english guy?

^^i fully understood everything you just said and i lol'd... weird huh?


the one i heard was something like this:

An englishman, a black guy, and an irishman are all pacing in the hall of a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. After hours of waiting a doctor finally enters the hallway and says "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you're all the proud fathers of baby boys. The bad news is we sort of mixed up the babies and we don't know which is which so you'll just have to guess" After saying this the nurse wheels out three babies. The irishman instantly rushes forward and snatches up the clearly black baby. Everyone in the room gives him a puzzled look and the irishman points towards the two remaining babies and says, "look, there's a 50/50 chance one of them is english and i aint takin it!"

HOW IS IT RACIST!? Plus I am a bit Oirish so it's fine for me to tell that joke.

A racist joke would be "Whats the worst dilemma for a jew?

Free pork".

Indeed, racist jokes are the true backbone of a society that is open and tolerant.

And yes I did come up with the Juphernia thing. I think she gave me a 3 day ban for starting a (INTENETZ) fight with a Nazi in a WG thread. And I'm still here. WHO WON. EVERYONE TELL ME I WON.

And yeah Cokepixie that joke was me. Except it was an Englishman, Scotsman and Jamaican, but it works with any nationality really because everyone hates the English.

Another racist joke:

An arab, a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who is driving?

A cop.

Agreed