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 Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:58 pm
As we all know, zombies are a real threat to our society. We have to be prepared, for they may strike any time!
This is why, we have the Zombie Survival Guide.
Professional Zombologists are here at your service to warn and guide you through the mishap of zombies. So be wise, and read up.
News: I will be dedicating my journal in telling the story of the age of zombies, I'd love it if you all would read and critique <3
Possibly, I'll add various guild members as characters to assist in the endeavor of the unknown.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:59 pm
The tips and rules of living with zombies will be found in this post.
As more rules come up, so they will be added
What to do when you spot a Zombie
1. Hide if you haven't been spotted yet, or act dead until the zombies pass
2. Make yourself smell 'dead'
3. Change into something 'tight' for zombies to grab on to less. Baggy jeans + zombies = more zombies
Best weapons to Attack Zombies
1. Crow Bar {Durable and a Tool to Bust into secret locations}
2. Metal Pipe {Durable and Pipable!}
3. Crossbow {If you know how to use/make one}
How to kill a Zombie
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:02 pm
Rules
For the love of chocolate, we are coming up with ideas of how to defend ourselves against zombies, not how to coexist with them! As we all know, Gaians will never coexist with anyone except ourselves :]
That being said, guys be nice to each other <3
I don't think we'll have a problem in this guild, because everybody's just so sweet, but in case anybody has a severe case of PMS, or MMS, put on your nice caps ;]
Uh. I think that's all the rules we'll need?
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:02 pm
Zombie 101
The random facts that you should know about zombies!
When you behead a zombie, it's body can no longer move, but the head is still active. You can still be bitten by the head, so be careful!
Avoid hospitals since that's usually where the invasion of zombies began.
Only fresh corpses can become zombies [[Dead people remain dead after being dead for a long time]]
Zombies only have human strength, so don't get to worried about overpowering them.
Because of their rotting flesh, the moisture retained in there, it may take a considerable amount of time to burn them to "death"
Zombies can't climb ladders, but stairways are fair game
Travel in small packs of 2 or 3, too big of a group will always slow you down, but too little isn't too safe either
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:04 pm
And now...
The discussion over how to deal with zombies, begins!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:07 pm
Well, first off, you must destroy their brains!
>D
Simply cutting off their heads is not enough. Because they can still bite joo that way.
O:
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:08 pm
A Metal Pipe is the best weapon against Zombies because you don't have to reload it and it's hard to break
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:09 pm
How are we to destroy the brains? D:
By eating it ourselves?
Cooking it with molasses and onions?!
Better question yet: How do you kill the undead? XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:10 pm
No, silly. Smashing with a blunt instrument works well. Anything that doesn't involve ammo is probably better.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:12 pm
These are the specifics we need to know XD
Should we make sure the head is off of the zombie?
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:16 pm
Even if decapitated, the head remains animated. So it doesn't really matter. It can't grab you any loger if simply beheaded, but the threat of being bitten and infected is still there.
3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:21 pm
When spotted by the undead you should first try and out smart them by acting dead and moaning loudly. If you stink because of lack of bathing then that is an added bonus for fooling them.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:22 pm
XD
They may thinnk the moaning is for something else D:
And come closer to get a better view D:
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Kaioshin_fangirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:23 pm
What about the use of a baseball bat?
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