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Venom3001

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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:15 pm

Speaks for itself.

Venom3001: NightmareDream14
Joe/Jokerman-EXE: jokermanexe
SirBayer: TheRealSirBayer
SiberDrac: SiberDrac
Dreamshell: Grahzny Slovo
Isa-Sama: sesshie143
Lily564a:Lily564a

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:16 pm

[22:10] NightmareDream14: What, you think the Angels would just leave it there?
[22:10] jokermanexe: I think...
[22:10] jokermanexe: Shut up!
[22:10] jokermanexe: Ha.
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:10] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:10] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:10] jokermanexe: NOU
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:10] jokermanexe: NO Y
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:10] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:10] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO UY
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NOU
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: OK THAT'S ENOUGH
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: ...
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: ....
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: You're awesome.
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:11] jokermanexe: Lawl
[22:11] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:12] jokermanexe: Why thank you.
[22:12] NightmareDream14: O U
[22:12] NightmareDream14: *Wrist hangs limply*
[22:12] jokermanexe: GAAAAAAAAAy
[22:12] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:12] jokermanexe: *facepalm*
[22:12] jokermanexe: STOP THIS MADNESS.
[22:12] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:12] jokermanexe: So help me, I will sign off.
[22:12] NightmareDream14: NO U
[22:12] jokermanexe: Fine.
[22:12] NightmareDream14: XD
[22:13] NightmareDream14: I'm hella posting this to the 27 subforum
[22:13] jokermanexe: *sigh*
[22:13] NightmareDream14: Also, NO U.
[22:13] jokermanexe: YES ME.
[22:13] jokermanexe: Speaking of 27...

Venom3001

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Jokerman-EXE

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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:19 pm

Score, I totally got us in first.

Oh hey, like it says up there, my SN for AIM is jokermanexe. Any new members can feel free to add me if they need to ask for help.

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:24 pm

[22:14] jokermanexe: So then, there's this alien, and this crystal skull.
[22:14] jokermanexe: and NAZIS.
[22:14] jokermanexe: And then, the Millenium Falcon flies in
[22:14] jokermanexe: and ifres photon torpedos.
[22:14] jokermanexe: But Captain Falcon is all, "Nuh Uh!"
[22:14] jokermanexe: "FALCOOOOOON...
[22:15] jokermanexe: ...PUUUUUNCH!"
[22:15] jokermanexe: NO U
[22:15] jokermanexe: And then they die.
[22:15] jokermanexe: The end/
[22:16] NightmareDream14: I like it.
[22:16] jokermanexe: Totally awesome.
[22:16] NightmareDream14: I can work with this.
[22:16] jokermanexe: Good.,
[22:16] jokermanexe: I thought it was pretty epictastaculariffic.

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Venom3001

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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:29 pm

[22:27] jokermanexe: ,,,
[22:27] jokermanexe: ///*
[22:27] jokermanexe: ...**

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:36 am

That just gave me enough reason to reactivate my AIM account after being inactive for over 4 years.

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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:58 pm

9:55:20 PM jokermanexe: Grodt
9:55:21 PM TheRealSirBayer:
9:55:24 PM jokermanexe: Frody*
9:55:27 PM jokermanexe: GRODY**
9:55:29 PM TheRealSirBayer: ...
9:55:33 PM TheRealSirBayer: i think that goes up there too
9:55:38 PM jokermanexe: No.
9:55:44 PM TheRealSirBayer: Oh, I sure think so!
9:55:48 PM jokermanexe: B ecause we arent discussing 37.
9:55:53 PM jokermanexe: 27*

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:35 pm

[23:26] NightmareDream14: You help each other run it
[23:26] NightmareDream14: Sending in a second
[23:27] NightmareDream14: I'm sending the full body of notes to both of you and you'll figure out what to do with it together
[23:27] NightmareDream14: We can work out details over AIM the next few months if you need to
[23:27] NightmareDream14: Once I've sent it I'm gonna drop offline for the night.
[23:27] jokermanexe: Mmk.
[23:27] jokermanexe: Man, you totally ruined my break.
[23:27] jokermanexe: Just so you know.
[23:27] jokermanexe:
[23:27] NightmareDream14: Sorry, man.
[23:27] jokermanexe: S'all good.
[23:30] jokermanexe: Don't pass out yet.
[23:30] NightmareDream14: Wut.
[23:30] jokermanexe: Send it before you fall asleep.
[23:30] NightmareDream14: It's been sent
[23:30] jokermanexe: Why, so it has.
[23:31] jokermanexe: I HAS A QUESTION
[23:31] NightmareDream14: Fire.
[23:31] jokermanexe: YOU ******** DOUCHECOCK
[23:31] NightmareDream14: >;3
[23:31] jokermanexe: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[23:31] jokermanexe: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLK
[23:32] jokermanexe: GAHHH
[23:32] jokermanexe: GO TO BED YOU p***k
[23:32] jokermanexe: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[23:32] jokermanexe: I'm not sure if I should be indignant and enraged or relieved.
[23:32] NightmareDream14: You know that was good
[23:33] NightmareDream14: YOU KNOW IT WAS
[23:33] NightmareDream14: DON'T
[23:33] NightmareDream14: EVEN
[23:33] jokermanexe: NO
[23:33] NightmareDream14: LIE
[23:33] jokermanexe: IT WAS HOEEIBLE
[23:33] jokermanexe: AND I MEANT TO SPELL IT THAT WAY
[23:33] NightmareDream14: Sure.
[23:33] jokermanexe: ******** yo8.
[23:33] jokermanexe: ******** YOU.
[23:33] jokermanexe: FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.
[23:33] jokermanexe: s**t!
[23:33] jokermanexe: ******** s**t!
[23:33] jokermanexe: Gahh
[23:33] jokermanexe: Sht
[23:33] jokermanexe: Just...s**t
[23:34] jokermanexe: ********] jokermanexe: ******** SHITITING ********] jokermanexe: Not funny!
[23:34] jokermanexe: Damn it, I need a sandwich,
[23:34] NightmareDream14: I didn't even apply to any private schools by the way. biggrin
[23:35] jokermanexe: GO DIE IN HELL
[23:35] jokermanexe: gahhh
[23:36] jokermanexe: You suck so many balls that's it's not funny.
[23:36] jokermanexe: You win c**k.
[23:36] jokermanexe: Now advance Joe to being heled.
[23:36] jokermanexe: healed*
[23:37] jokermanexe: DO EET
[23:37] NightmareDream14: I will now advance to Joe being held. Tenderly. By Marco.
[23:37] jokermanexe: If it works.
[23:38] NightmareDream14: Oh. It'll work. If you know what I mean.
[23:39] jokermanexe: You mean that Joe will no longer contain REF in his body.
[23:39] jokermanexe: Yes, I understand.
[23:39] NightmareDream14: Because he'll be so full of Marco's saliva and semen, yes.
[23:39] jokermanexe: Deal.
[23:39] NightmareDream14: Joe wins c**k too!
[23:39] jokermanexe: Fine by me
[23:39] NightmareDream14: ...
[23:39] NightmareDream14: Right. I'm going to sign off and take a really cold shower now.
[23:40] jokermanexe: NOT BEFORE MOVING JOE
[23:40] NightmareDream14: WHOOSH
NightmareDream14 has signed off

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:47 pm

1:46:43 PM JokermanEXE: It id
1:46:47 PM JokermanEXE: ids]]
1:46:54 PM JokermanEXE: IS*

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:23 pm

Damn it guys, stop posting this crap! I look like a tard who can't write! gonk

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:28 pm

[14:27] NightmareDream14: Still bitter?
[14:27] JokermanEXE: f**

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:55 pm

I've got a few

[19:37] Jow: PL
[19:37] NativeForeigner: he's offline
[19:37] Jow: ok
[19:37] NativeForeigner: PL?
[19:38] Jow: OK

[12:49] Jow: KO
[12:49] Jow: OK*

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:04 pm

[14:51] NightmareDream14: Because otherwise I'd say he's pushed to less than an absolute 100% blackness
[14:51] JokermanEXE: Lame,
[14:51] JokermanEXE: True.
[14:51] NightmareDream14: Meaning your sister is therefore just shy of 50% blackness
[14:51] JokermanEXE: That's about right.
[14:51] JokermanEXE: But she looks black.
[14:51] NightmareDream14: But she's more Asian than black.
[14:52] JokermanEXE: Eh.
[14:52] JokermanEXE: It's balanced.
[14:52] JokermanEXE: AND FLIP IS NOT ASIAN
[14:52] JokermanEXE: FLIP IS ISLANDER
[14:52] JokermanEXE: BETCH.
[14:52] NightmareDream14: BULL.
[14:52] NightmareDream14: WHITE IS ASIAN TOO
[14:52] JokermanEXE: NO
[14:52] JokermanEXE: NOTBULL
[14:52] JokermanEXE: LIES
[14:52] JokermanEXE: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
[14:52] NightmareDream14: EUROPE IS A PENINSULA OF ASIA
[14:52] JokermanEXE: TRUE
[14:52] JokermanEXE: THAT PART IS TRYE
[14:52] NightmareDream14: JAPAN IS AN ISLAND WHICH IS PART OF ASIA
[14:52] JokermanEXE: TRUE*
[14:52] JokermanEXE: lIES
[14:53] JokermanEXE: LIES LIES LIES
[14:53] NightmareDream14: THE PHILIPPINES ARE ALSO ISLANDS WHICH ARE MORE OR LESS PART OF ASIA
[14:53] JokermanEXE: YOU SPEAK LIES
[14:53] JokermanEXE: ALTHOUGH WAIR
[14:53] NightmareDream14: SHUT UP, IT'S WORKING IN YOUR FAVOR ANYWAY
[14:53] JokermanEXE: WAIT*
[14:53] NightmareDream14: EXACTLY
[14:53] JokermanEXE: JAPAN DOESN'T COUNT
[14:53] JokermanEXE: BECAUSE JAPAN SUCKS
[14:53] JokermanEXE: NUH UH
[14:53] NightmareDream14: JAPAN IS AWESOME AND IT COUNTS.
[14:53] JokermanEXE: THE PHILIPPINES ARE TOTALLY NOT ASIAN
[14:53] JokermanEXE: WHY IS MY FONT SMALLER THAN YOURS
[14:53] JokermanEXE: NOT EVEN
[14:53] JokermanEXE: brb
[14:54] NightmareDream14: JAPAN.
[14:54] NightmareDream14: IS.
[14:54] NightmareDream14: AWESOME.
[14:54] NightmareDream14: WITNESS>
[14:54] NightmareDream14: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/17/2140336.htm
[14:54] NightmareDream14: WHAT NOW HUH?
[14:54] NightmareDream14: ALSO YOUR FONT IS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR p***s
[14:54] NightmareDream14: AND ALL-CAPS MEANS WE HAVE ERECTIONS
[14:54] NightmareDream14: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
[14:54] JokermanEXE: I HAVE THAT EFFECT
[14:54] JokermanEXE: BUT SERIOUSLY
[14:54] JokermanEXE: MY FONT IS SMALL
[14:55] NightmareDream14: LIKE YOUR p***s.
[14:55] JokermanEXE: PShhhh
[14:55] NightmareDream14: WHICH JUST WENT FLACCID.
[14:55] JokermanEXE: That robot was built by Flips
[14:55] JokermanEXE: LIES
[14:55] JokermanEXE: MY p***s IS A GARGANTUAN MONOLITH OF MANLY POWER
[14:55] JokermanEXE: WHO THE ******** DO YOU THINK I AM?1
[14:55] NightmareDream14: DOES INDIGNATION GET YOU OFF?
[14:55] JokermanEXE: ALWAYS
[14:55] NightmareDream14: BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU STARTED TO COMPLAIN YOU GOT A TEXTUAL HARDON
[14:55] JokermanEXE: I KNOW
[14:55] JokermanEXE: ITS AWESOME
[14:55] NightmareDream14: THERE'S SOME UNRESOLVED TEXTUAL TENSION IN THIS CONVO
[14:56] JokermanEXE: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT PENISES NOW
[14:56] NightmareDream14: ...
[14:56] NightmareDream14: I WOULD NOT BE OPPOSED TO THAT COURSE OF ACTION.
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Lyk, srsly
[14:56] JokermanEXE: OK GOOD
[14:56] JokermanEXE: STOPPING....
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Now.
[14:56] NightmareDream14: Okay.
[14:56] JokermanEXE: OK.
[14:56] NightmareDream14: I'm glad we reached that agreement.
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Good
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Indeed.
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Now seriously.
[14:56] JokermanEXE: Go heal Joe.

[14:56] JokermanEXE: This has gone on entirely too long.
[14:56] NightmareDream14: ... If you know what I mean.
[14:57] JokermanEXE: Stop that.
[14:57] NightmareDream14: That's what she said? <_<
[14:57] JokermanEXE: Maybe to you.
[14:57] JokermanEXE: To me, it was more of, "Don't stop!" and such.
[14:57] NightmareDream14: Keep telling yourself that.
[14:57] JokermanEXE: No no
[14:57] NightmareDream14: Whatever helps you sleep at night.... after your 30-second finish.
[14:57] JokermanEXE: SHE was telling me that.
[14:57] JokermanEXE: LAWL
[14:57] JokermanEXE: Not.
[14:58] NightmareDream14: Yeah... yeah, I doubt she'd have told you not to stop.
[14:58] JokermanEXE: You don't know her.
[14:58] JokermanEXE: Big things tend to excite her.
[14:58] JokermanEXE: Oh wait...
[14:58] JokermanEXE: You do know her.
[14:59] JokermanEXE: I think you know her as YERMOM
[14:59] NightmareDream14: First, do you really want to go back to us talking about how small your p***s is?
[14:59] JokermanEXE: What is with your fixation on penises?
[14:59] NightmareDream14: Second, if I know her as YERMOM that has more implications of incest than I think you meant to imply.
[14:59] NightmareDream14: Feel free to try again.
[15:00] JokermanEXE: No, she's YERMOM, not MYMOM
[15:00] JokermanEXE: Clearly
[15:00] JokermanEXE: ALEX'SMOM
[15:00] JokermanEXE: Better?
[15:00] NightmareDream14: You said I know her as YERMOM. If I know her as YERMOM and I'm talking to you, it means "Joe's Mom."

I don't think about her as "Alex's Mom" either, though. I don't think in the third person.
[15:01] JokermanEXE: OH MY GOD.
[15:01] JokermanEXE: LET ME SPELL IT OUT.
[15:01] JokermanEXE: Alex
[15:01] JokermanEXE: I had sex with your mother.
[15:01] JokermanEXE: OK?
[15:01] JokermanEXE: Good..
[15:02] TheRealSirBayer: has joined the chat
[15:02] TheRealSirBayer: Okay, sorry 'bout that.
[15:02] JokermanEXE: Uh huh.
[15:02] JokermanEXE: GAIZ
[15:02] TheRealSirBayer: But now I do have to multi-task.
[15:02] TheRealSirBayer: WHUT
[15:02] JokermanEXE: I WANT A SANDWICH
[15:03] NightmareDream14: Joe, the utter and complete lack of execution in that pathetic excuse for an insult merely causes me to laugh at your many and varied failures
[15:03] NightmareDream14: Whether as a lover
[15:03] NightmareDream14: At wit
[15:03] NightmareDream14: As a lover again
[15:03] NightmareDream14: As a lover any other time you've tricked a girl into making the biggest mistake of her life
[15:03] TheRealSirBayer: But who doesn't want a sandwich?
[15:03] NightmareDream14: And at your second and final attempt at wit
[15:03] JokermanEXE: And your overcompensation of a retort caused me to wonder at your reasoning for such extraneous comopensation.
[15:03] TheRealSirBayer: Comopensation?
[15:04] NightmareDream14: *Snickers immaturely*
[15:04] JokermanEXE: ******** YOU MARK
[15:04] TheRealSirBayer: biggrin

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:20 pm

[15:19] JokermanEXE: I'M ALWAYS HIH
[15:19] JokermanEXE: HIGH*

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:56 pm

[17:53] JokermanEXE: s**t, I don't know,
[17:53] JokermanEXE: It can do some freaky s**t.
[17:54] NightmareDream14: It can't just get up on its own. -.-
[17:55] JokermanEXE: Dude, I don't want to hear about your problems.
[17:55] JokermanEXE: XD
[17:56] NightmareDream14: It needs Paul's assistance.
[17:56] JokermanEXE: That's gross.
[17:56] NightmareDream14: It's not shooting without help, after all. <_<
[17:56] JokermanEXE: Dude.
[17:56] JokermanEXE: WOW.
[17:56] NightmareDream14: This is entirely your fault.

-Talking about Joe's inexplicable belief that Paul's Athena rifle should be able to kill people without Paul being there

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