Kids Are Quick.
TEACHER: � �Maria, go to the map and find �North �America.
MARIA:� ��� �� Here it �is.
TEACHER: � Correct. �Now class, who discovered �America?
CLASS: � � � � �Maria.
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TEACHER: John, �why are you doing your math multiplication on �the floor?
JOHN: �� � � � You told me to do it �without using tables.
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TEACHER: �Glenn, how do you spell �'crocodile?'
GLENN: � � � � �K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: �No, �that's wrong
GLENN: � �� � � Maybe it is wrong, but you �asked me how I spell it. �
(I �Love this kid)
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TEACHER: �Donald, what is the chemical formula for �water?
DONALD: � � H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: �What are you talking �about?
DONALD: � � �Yesterday you said it's H to O. �
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TEACHER: ��Winnie, name one important thing we have �today that we didn't have ten years �ago.
WINNIE: � � � Me!
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TEACHER: ��Glen, why do you always get so �dirty?
GLEN: �� � � � � �Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you �are. �
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TEACHER: �� �Millie, give me a sentence starting �with ' I.'
MILLIE: � � � � � I �is..
TEACHER: � ��No, Millie..... Always say, 'I �am.'
MILLIE: � � �� � � All right... �'I am �the ninth letter of the alphabet.'� � �
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TEACHER: �� George Washington not only chopped down �his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. ��Now, Louie, do you know why his father �didn't punish him?
LOUIS: � � � � ��Because George still had the axe in his �hand.� ��
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TEACHER: Now, �Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers �before eating?
SIMON: � �� � �No sir, I don't have to, my �Mom is a good cook. �
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TEACHER: � �Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the �same as your brother's. Did you copy �his?
CLYDE: �� � � No, sir.. It's the same dog.
PASS �IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE �LAUGH!
LAUGHTER �IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
