“Finkel: ...and his opponent, from Miami, Florida...standing 6 feet, 7 inches tall and weighing in at 287 pounds...he is the reigning WIF hardcore champion of the world...the bad guy...Raaaaaaazzzoor Ramonnn!!”
*ref holds belt up in the air*
*Razor taunts taker as if he's Frankenstein*

*Razor gets a few feet away from Taker and flicks his toothpick at the deadman*
DING! DING! DING!
*Razor tries to start things off with an open-hand punch to Taker's face*