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 Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:38 am
Oh yeah baby!
Da Rules
-You can posts up to 3 entries-
-You might want to look at others before you post, so you don't post duplicates-
-Nothing obscenely explicit, use your common sense-
-Try to come up with the FUNNIEST one-
-Whoever has the funniest pick up lines, wins-
Easy enough, eh? Woo me people!
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:20 am
Entery 1:
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:16 pm
Entries:
1.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2.
Oh, those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings, because you look like an angel.
3.
All the voices in my head agree: You look beautiful.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:18 pm
- *hold out cloth* Does this smell like chloroform to you?
-I was so enthralled by your extravagant beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
-Excuse me, but I ran out of raisins. Can I have a date?
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:23 pm
My entries:
1. Stand still so I can pick you up!
2. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
3. If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:11 pm
1. Bond. James Bond.
2. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
3. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Number 1 made me lol. xD
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:19 pm
1.)) Baby, did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
2.)) Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.
3.)) Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day~
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:47 am
Entries
1. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
2. Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see!
3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
....3 made me laugh so hard. I had to post it!
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:48 pm
.oo1
You're so hot, you must be the reason for Global Warming.
.oo2
I have big feet.
.oo3
I'm not telling you this because I want to impress you but ... I am Batman.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:06 pm
1. Call the police! It must be illegal to look that fine.
2. You: Excuse me, can I borrow a quarter? It is an emergency.
Other: Yeah sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
3. If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask them, "Can I read your shirt in Brail?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:29 pm
1.I thought that bar of wood was a bar of chocolate!Did you trick me?
2.Is this Sparta or a bagel?
3.I saw God in the sky!But,when I took my airplane and flew up I saw Jesus instead.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:42 pm
1.They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?
2.Did you have Campbell's chicken noodle soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!.
3.Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:17 pm
1. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
2. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
3.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
last one just made me giggle xD.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:16 am
1 How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, can I have your number?
2 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in (ewww)
3 do me!
the last one is so simple, I think if someone walked up to me and said it I'd be in shock for a minute...
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:09 pm
o1//
Do you have a bandaid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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