Double Uber-Fantastic, Penultimate, Birthday Thread, Royale

[Artanus]

Now that I think about it, it's not really that exciting....

Ahem, yeah. Today is the birthday of Jonny and I. In celebration I'll give you some history of this day, and how we came to realize we had the same birthday.

So. March 15th. Ides of March. The ides have always been unlucky in most cultures, but the Ides of march became MOST ominous when... Anyone? Anyone? Julius Caesar was brutally and quite clumsily murdered by the members of the senate. A few of the murderers accidentally cut and stabbed their own colleagues in the excitement. After only a handful of senate members had sufficiently wounded Caesar, he fell to the floor, dying. But everyone else was eager to get a turn, so they all huddled around him and stabbed his blood-bathed body Thirty-Five time. His last words were to his best freind Brutus, who also took part in the stabbing, the famous quote I'm sure you've all heard: "Et tu Brute?" "Even you Brutus?"


AAAND the time we realized we had the same birthday

Jonny: You're so handsome
Arty: Yeah, i know. I'm sorry you can't also be as good looking
Jonny: tell me the story of how you fought off that invading band of space pirate-monkeys.
Arty: Well, alright. It was my birthday and-
Jonny: When's your birthday?
Arty: SILENCE YOU INSOLENT FOOL! No one interrupts me!
'So Arty shoots a ball of concentrated radiation through the instant messenger and destroys Jonny. He gains supernatural powers and rebuilds his body, so he becomes a glowing blue guy that is totally god modding and can give you cancer and then turn into a car. , and only wears pants when he's killing Vietnamese people or on the clock down at the government place apparently. So Jon... I mean Jonny. Well, I guess Jon joins me at a green house with snow in it while i;m talking to the smartest man in the world (Trev) and blows me up because my scruples are too high. Just before i do so, I take off my face and start screaming at him and crying. And the last thing I say before I die from teh hax0r, Jon is: "My birthday is march 15th DO IT!" So he kills me, laughs, because we have the same birthday, and go watches his apparently ex-girlfriend ******** an owl after learning that all their friends and family at home died along with millions of other people because a giant squid that's too good to appear in movies shows up and ******** MASSACRES THEM ALL!


And to think i wasn't going ANYWHERE with that when i started.

God I need to see that Movie.


If none of that makes sense to you, It's because it's almost 2:00 in the morning. I'm going to bed.  

[Dana Pixie Stix]

Happy birthday and good night.  

[Zaoth Kun]

Happy birthday you two ^^  

[MonsieurSponge]

Happy Birthday! heart  

[angel_half82]

Happy Birthday dude.

I thought Watchmen was an awesome movie.  

[Dr Entropy]

Da fack Arty xD btw most of the guild doesn't know my IRL name. Maby thats why the didn't get that xD

Happy B-day to us both. [YAY IM LEGAL!] Oh look, MC's come out today -hint hint- xD

Also, I creamed myself during watchmen ^w^  

[angel_half82]

Apparently people who read the graphic novel were disappointed watching the movie. I say ******** it and just go to enjoy the movie not frikkin sit there and compare it to the book. 9 times out of 10 the book is going to be better.  

[Dr Entropy]

Srsy. Most of the people who said it sucked are just idiots who cant stand more than a 90 minute comedy. xD It got annoying how apparently no one had ever seen a p***s and couldnt stop laughing every time Dr Manhattan showed up. I live for epic movies. I even saw it again yesterday ^_^  

[Zaoth Kun]

I might be seeing it this week

or i might go see lesbian vampire killers : D  

[Artanus]

Oh, yes, Soul. MC's. Wink Wink nudge nudge say no more say no more.

I NEED to see it. badly. I'm just disappointing to heard there's no giant squid monster. Even if it makes more sense not to have it, I was still eager to see it.  

[mathwl1020]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

P.S. Dude, that's exactly like the stories I come up with when I'm bored at 2am. like this one time, the dinosaurs went extinct cause jack black was shot out of a horse's ***, right into the eye of a T-rex, which made the T-rex fall into a volcano and then the volcano started talking, but then someone made fun of the volcano's mom and the volcano got all mad and like, erupted, killing everyone on earth, but then the martians came down with a dude that was in a space station, named petroli fetticini, and they like, started shoving dead thing up thier rear ends, but then christ came down, and killed them all, but satan came up and got in a boxing match with christ...

I'm not going to type the whole thing, it goes on like that for a while  

[WastelandMama]

Dr Entropy

Srsy. Most of the people who said it sucked are just idiots who cant stand more than a 90 minute comedy. xD It got annoying how apparently no one had ever seen a p***s and couldnt stop laughing every time Dr Manhattan showed up. I live for epic movies. I even saw it again yesterday ^_^

dude.

that's my little brother you're talking about! he loves the graphic novel and said the movie was "meh".

stare  

[Iconised Ghost]

bluegrass cat

Dr Entropy

Srsy. Most of the people who said it sucked are just idiots who cant stand more than a 90 minute comedy. xD It got annoying how apparently no one had ever seen a p***s and couldnt stop laughing every time Dr Manhattan showed up. I live for epic movies. I even saw it again yesterday ^_^

dude.

that's my little brother you're talking about! he loves the graphic novel and said the movie was "meh".

stare

I read the novel before seeing the movie, and i thought the movie did a pretty good job considering how complicated the comic was. Of course it left stuff out and therefore lost some of the charm of the book, they only had 2 and a half hours or something. Needed more Bubastis though