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Ythan II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:00 pm


Why would they be your sidekick and what would they help you with?
PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:35 pm


They would be my sidekick to help me program and rock awesome on-stage, and main my lights. They would be with me because I'd be old enough to buy them alcohol and because their s**t wouldn't even be heard without me mixing it with mine.

SWFTWLF

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Ythan II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:56 pm


Hahahahahahahahahaha.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:48 am


Her name would be .... Zonnenblume and she would get angry at people and the only reason she's the sidekick is because I'm talle I kind of imagine her like a more angry version of Tattoo to my Mr. Roarke.

Clonarblume


Xahmen

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:07 am


They would stick with me because if they didn't I would kill their family.
Together we would steal organs from children.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:15 am


...I just made a Fantasy Island reference oh god I hate myself

Clonarblume


Clonarblume

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:18 am


God ******** damnit my name on here is ballsballsballsballs I hate my ******** life
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:15 am


I have a sidekick. His name is The Cramp! and he exists to maintain my dastardly secret lair in Côte d'Ivoire, maintains and makes improvements to the Blood Beam and above all, he makes me 'nilla lattes.

Not that I expect any of you little shits to completely fathom how awesome I am and how much power I can wield, but that's pretty much the basis of it. He fixes s**t and makes my lattes.

The Tamponic Avenger


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:16 am


ballsballsballsballs
Her name would be .... Zonnenblume and she would get angry at people and the only reason she's the sidekick is because I'm talle I kind of imagine her like a more angry version of Tattoo to my Mr. Roarke.


THIS ZONNENBLUME PERSON SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

Also I like you other posts. They made me lol.. even if they're serious ahahahaha.

@OP:
KEELY ALREADY IS MY SIDEKICK.
She helps me with a lot of things User Image
PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:47 am


My sidekick would go through a lot of abuse. They need to do a wide variety of things I don't feel like doing myself like laundry, math, murder, theft, and thinking. They also need to be extremely tall so I can ride on their back and feel important. But they also need to be flexible enough to fit in the box.

Aniconda


Retard Cow

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:23 am


Hmmm.
It would be a girl.
She would be incredibly intelligent and would help me with schoolwork, computer, sailing etc.
She would dress very plainly so as to not outshine me.
She would be very decisive and logical and would help me deciding things. ;P
She would tidy my room. xD
She would be very good with makeup and hair and would teach me in her ways. >__>
She would be 18 and very responsible in the eyes of my parents(it's always great to have friends that your parents like)
She'd be funny.

tl;dr: She'd basically be my slave. >.>
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:23 am


I don't know how you do things in Ireland but in the civilized world slavery is frowned upon.

Ythan II
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Neuneu

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:14 am



Trish would be my sidekick and we'd catch all the Pokemon before Sonnen or Keely.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:41 am


Do you two ever actually talk?

Ythan II
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Neuneu

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:19 am


Ythan II
Do you two ever actually talk?

If she got on Gaia more. :[
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