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Archie Saturn
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:42 pm


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Welcome to the journal of Warren and Maxwell. As is true of most journals, this one is private and should only be written in by Warren, Maxwell, and their designated friends.

If you would like to house your own interplanetary criminal, please visit us at the ICRS.

Interplanetary Criminal's Name: Mao
Crime: Illegally devouring several wealthy members of society and absorbing their power and the rights to their fortunes during a traditional Piik dueling ritual.

Date of Sentencing: 3/19/09
Guardian: Maxwell Peace (Faewynd)
Stage: Baby
Gender: Male
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Pink
Skin Color: Blue
Other Distinguishing Features: One eye!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:13 pm


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...[Cert]...
...[Navigation]...
...[About Warren]...
...[About Mao]...
...[Family]...
...[Friends]...
...[Photographs]...
...[Reserved x7]...
...[Credits]...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:16 pm


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User ImageName: Warren Rainbow-Cloud Moonchild Peace
Name Origin: War - and - Peace. Get it? XD

Species: Interplanetary Criminal?

Age: Baby

Likes: Material things, owning and posessing. Shiny things. Presents.

Dislikes: Feeling poor, people who have more stuff than he does, people who wont give him their stuff, just about any authority figure.

Overview: Warren retains vague memories of his home planet and what happened there. He's pretty pissed off about being on Gaia and having to start all over to build a new fortune. Especially in this weird giant body. His memories are clouded by the fact that he is a baby and percieves things as a baby would, so his manipulations are awkward and he spends a lot of his time frustrated and cranky. Warren will do just about anything to get his way.

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Abilities: Some of his psychic abilities have translated into his human body, namely telepathy and telekinesis. They're significantly weaker than they were in his alien form and will hopefully get stronger as he grows up.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:17 pm


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.User ImageCriminal's Name: Mao

Criminal's Gender: Male

Criminal's Crime: Instead of engaging in the traditional Piik dueling ritual, Mao illegally devoured several wealthy members of society and absorbed their power and the rights to their fortunes.

Full Physical Description of the Criminal: A gelatinous blob about the size of an adult hamster. Mao's coloration is a vividly mottled pink and blue, highly reminiscent of cotton candy. He has one hugely adorable eye in the middle of the blob. His "body" (the mechanical contraption which moves him around) rather resembles that of a large metal feline.

Name and Brief Description of Home Planet:
Planet KorDhavia: A rich and opulent planet that is known as one of the best intergalactic tourist destinations that side of the horsehead nebula. Anything can be experienced on KorDhavia for the right price.

Inhabitants: The KorDhavish are a small gelatinous race of ravenous megalomaniacs. They are each about the size of an adult hamster and posess a single Disney-esque cyclopic eye located somewhere on their person. Their body coloring varies across a wide spectrum and can include stripes, spots and other markings. They are extremely adorable in the way a rabid baby kangaroo is adorable.

Having no appendages but prodigious telekinetic and telepathic powers, the KorDhavish construct mechanical means of transportation. These are often organic looking and mimic the wide variety of alien life that visit their native planet. The successful construction of such a "body" is a sort of rite of passage. A young KorDhavish who fails at the task at the appointed time in it's life will be devoured by it's fellows.

The sole purpose of existence for KorDhavish culture is to accumulate as much wealth as they can. There are a wide variety of ways to attempt this, but the one that concerns us today is that of the Piik ceremony. In which two KorDhavish will duel against one another using their telepathic abilities until the winner's mind engulfs the loser. The winner then devours the loser's flesh and gains all of their wealth. There are very strict rules regarding a Piik duel but what it really comes down to is that a KorDhavish accumulates the wealth of anyone they eat (provided their victim is also KorDhavish)

Description of Criminal's Personality, Powers, and What Makes Them Awesome: Mao is an insane megalomaniac, just like every other native of his planet. Mao, however, lacks the limited scruples that govern his society. He will lie, cheat, steal and kill to amass a bigger fortune. And he is sneaky about it, patently underhanded. He posesses very strong telekinetic and telepathic abilities on his home planet, but these will be grossly stunted when he reaches Gaia. Much to his impotent fury.

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Unfortunate Circumstances:

"You don't deserve to be eaten." The high-councillor spat into Mao's mind. "You disrespected the Piik ceremony!"

"Only to uphold the more important tenant of society." Mao responded smoothly, his eye narrowing dangerously. Didn't deserve to be eaten? He, who had accumulated more wealth than over half the planet! He should be revered! "Wealth, dear councillor, is far far more important."

"Of course it is." The councillor blustered. "But one cannot defy the laws. We have very few laws, young Mao, and..."

"This is because I devoured your brother, isn't it? This has nothing to do with law! This is personal!"

"Guards!" Bellowed the councillor in a telepathic shout loud enough to be heard in the tourist districts. Two guards encased in their metal bodies lifted the protesting Mao and settled him into a pod.

"What is the meaning of this!?" The offender demanded, trying to squeeze his way out or under the restraints.

"We're sending you to Gaia! Where you cannot devour anyone! Where you will be poor! Penniless! Forced to jiggle on the street for shinies!" The councillor cackled gleefully.

"WHAT? No!" Mao's struggles increased tenfold. "What of all my wealth? WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?!"

"Oh, it will be absorbed by the state to improve the prison system or somesuch. With all your wealth, our prisons will be gilded and jeweled!" The councillor was enjoying this far, far too much. "Goodbye, Mao. Enjoy your newfound poverty."

As the hatch sealed and the pod was jettisoned into space, it seemed that an agonized telepathic scream of sheer horror lingered in the air. If the councillor had been posessed of a mouth, he would have smiled. Instead, he just let out a satisfied telepathic sigh. Let the little b*****d rot.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:20 pm


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Name: Maxwell Peace
Status: Guardian
Likes: Organic cooking, volunteer work, being altruistic, animals, environmental conservation, orange fanta
Dislikes: Corporate greed, laziness, littering
Overview: Max is a humanitarian. He would give you the very shirt off his back if he thought it would help. He spends a lot of time doing volunteer work and harbors a secret desire to change the world. His heroes are people such as Ghandi and Mother Theresa and while he's not religiously affiliated he is spiritual. Max tends to be a pretty laid back and relaxed kind of guy. a playing guitar and roasting marshmallows around a campfire, watching the dawn approach kind of guy. He's gentle and caring and people bring him (or abandon on his property) all sorts of strays and injured animals which he nurses back to health and either keeps, sets free or finds a home for. Max works for meager wages at a local no-kill animal shelter. He has an expansive trust-fund and works purely for the pleasure of it. Max lives on the outskirts of Barton in a lovely ramshackle farmhouse on extensive land. It's not a working farm, but it's a pleasant place to spend time.

Name: Emmaline Peace
Status: Aunt (Max's sister)
Likes: Organic cooking and gardening, pottery, sewing, anything handmade, playing guitar and singing
Dislikes: Rigid thinkers, corporate greed, over-processed food
Overview: Emma is very much a hippie. She loves to do things with her hands like sew or throw pottery and has turned part of the barn into a crafting area with a pottery wheel and kiln and even some stuff for melting down metal for jewelry. She smokes a lot of pot and doesn't have a job, but like Max she does have a trust-fund so she pretty much does whatever she wants. Kind of spacey, Emma tends to think primarily of herself but she's very sweet about it so most of the time it doesn't bother people.

User ImageName: Darsh Star-Song Moonchild Peace
Status: Big Brother
Likes: Rich foods, especially ones with lots of cream or butter. Animals, particularly likes cows and snakes. Getting his way. Being adored. Having fun. Playing more or less harmless pranks. Music and dancing and general frolicing. Girls. Boys.
Dislikes: Being told "no" or not getting his way. Being pressured or told to do something he doesn't want to do or that doesn't seem like fun. People who are mean and contrary.
Overview: Darsh is... a force to be reckoned with. Eternally young at heart, he values his own pleasure above everything else. And the things that he finds pleasurable are vast and varied which is helpful, since Darsh refuses to do anything he doesn't enjoy. Life is to be lived, every moment should be one of joy and abandon. Of course, no one is pleasant all the time. And nobody always gets everything they want. There is a darker side to Darsh. An angry, destructive, brooding side. A wild and sometimes malicious side. When he doesn't get what he wants or thinks he needs, he will either fall into a deep melancholy sulk or a terrible tempermental tantrum.

User ImageName: Hayden Bright-Flower Moonchild Peace
Status: Little Brother
Species: Hiccup
Age: Toddler
Likes: Fud, ninjaz, flavrs, trouble, pizzas, trouble, mischief, games, mischief, trouble, being adorable, fud, cardboard boxes.
Dislikes: Bukkits, people with no sense of humor or who wont take him seriously when he wants to be taken seriously, broccoli, dogs who don't know their place.
Overview: Hayden is a goofy, confident and rather silly sort of boy. He has a unique speech impediment: it seems he is incapable of speaking proper english. Though he's young yet, he might grow out of it. He can't spell very well, either. Playful and full of mischief, he only wants attention on HIS terms and when he does want it, you'd better give it to him. He can be sneaky and underhanded but he's got those big pretty eyes to throw you off his trail. Enjoy him, but don't trust him.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:42 pm


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