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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:01 pm

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(Another carry-over from Maidens of the Kaleidoscope!)

Copypasta of my own quote from Maidens of the Kaliedoscope Topic; "You Know You're addicted to Touhou When..."

When you're eating with your friend in KFC, see a vehicle drive by with a stuffed frog stuck to the backseat driver-side window, and proceed to partially stand up, point at the frog, and semi-loudly say to your friend;
"s**t!! Someone's kidnapping Suwako!! Stuff the rest of that buffalo wing in your face and let's go! It's danmaku chase tiem!".
Whereby you grab a drumstick and run out the door of KFC while shaking it at the vehicle angrily.

Good times, good times. There were only four other customers in the store, and none of the employees were paying attention, but I'm willing to bet that three out of four of those customers thought I was a complete and total lunatic. The other one didn't even see me almost fall on my a** as I tried to round the corner to the exit. Stupid slush. Needless to say, everyone got a good laugh. (The other guy didn't know what the hell he was laughing at. He just thought that old guy sitting in the corner had a contagious gigglesnort. Which he did.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:57 am

You know you're addicted to touhou when you stop seeing a new game and saying: "Eh, I bet I can beat it in the hardest difficulty setting..." xp

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:34 am

... you call your friend 'Kirisame' instead of Marisa.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:09 pm

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... you call your friend 'Margatroid' instead of Alice.

This works as well. razz

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:31 pm

When you look out through your window, see snow falling, and immediately think "danmaku".
This one is from personal experience.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:43 pm

When you think the ball needs to be more resistant enough to at least not get impaled, cut in two or evaporated from beams of all sorts when playing soccer D: .

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:03 am

When you find yourself having an armpit fetish.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:49 pm

when you play another unrelated game and try to graze bullets and other sorts of projectiles that the enemies throw at you by just a few cm's while confidently thinking that your hitbox is smaller then it actually is.

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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:01 pm

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when you play another unrelated game and try to graze bullets and other sorts of projectiles that the enemies throw at you by just a few cm's while confidently thinking that your hitbox is smaller then it actually is.

Such as Sonic Unleashed? I'm serious, when you fight one of the bosses (Egg Devil Ray I believe) the screen shifts into a bird's eye view from above and Eggman seriously shoots danmaku at you, I am not even kidding. I mean, he doesn't declare spellcards or anything, but still...

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:53 pm

When you expect a visit from Letty during winter and Lily White during spring

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:38 am

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When you expect a visit from Letty during winter and Lily White during spring

There's a pet site game I play where a breed of dragons is going to change with the seasons. I have a picture of "IT'S SPRING!!!" stored to post it at the right date!

-When you actually make a topic about addiction to touhou

or...

-When a person goes missing, you think "Yukari feeding Gensokyo again..."

also

-When you thought of searching for the entrance to the real gensokyo at least once (even thought one would last 2 minutes there before being eaten)
-When you see fireworks, you think: "oh, pretty danmaku" or... "why isn't there a fire works you- oh right, suika!"
-When you try to come up with new youkai to appear.
-When you get the lame joke in this: "Most of the Ocident doesn't care for Touhou."

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:05 am

When you yell 'Circle-nine! Circle-nine!' when someone is being dumb.

When you say 'Parsee' every time you get the hint that someone is jealous.

When you draw Cirno everywhere. Even in your BIBLE. (I wonder if that's blasphemous? XD Not that I really worry about it.)

You have dreams about fighting your way to becoming a kyuubi like Ran. (They even have this weird system of power that's determined by the number of tails you have. o.O)

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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:31 pm

When...you go into said fast food restaurant (hint: first post in this thread) and can't help but wonder how many night sparrows went into feeding my your appetite....

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:26 am

When it's 5 am and you're still trying to beat the damn final boss and yet you have class at 9 am and you're so tired but you must beat the damn final boss....DAMN YOU MOUNTAIN OF FAITH!

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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:08 pm

When you spend over 60k gold sending stuff to your girlfriend's account forcing her to dress her avatar as one of the reimu cosplays found in one of your own avatar cosplay threads, even though she just simply doesn't come on gaia at all...

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I find no use to my gold, but it keeps acumullating.

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