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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:39 am
JOAG ROLEPLAY
[Officially unofficial]
[Announcements/Story/Characters/Rules] Story so far:
We all just woke up, the house is trashed, we had some sort of massive party last night, Me ,bob and reno have hangovers,Shannon is angry because we trashed the house...again,[[you need to read the "story" for this to make sense]]
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:08 am
[Announcements/story/Characters/Rules] Story -[Firstly and most importantly]Realistic Role play [That means no werewolves,unicorns and super happy vampires that glitter in sunlight and pull katana's out of their asses] Story- [I might change this depending on how famous/infamous the R.P. gets]
Basically us [those who are arsed to post here] all left home, I'm sure we had our reasons, that's not the point though, Anyhow, we met up at a cafe talk, become friends etc, we all get jobs and together rent out a house.Tony [whom we nicknamed bob] is the oldest and therefore, inevitably the leader, he also got the idea to rent out a house,Seeing as we are like a guild he decided to name it "The Jack of all guilds" [nobody really understands this decision and we can only assume that bob was extremly drunk when he chose this name]
It is a 3 bedroom semi-detached house,We put bunk beds in all the rooms except the master bedroom [Nobody is using the master bedroom since we had a juvenile fight over who gets to sleep in there, so the master bedroom is never really used]
There is also a kitchen,3 bathrooms, living room, dining room and hall,a messy, filthy back garden with very tall grass since nobody was bothered to cut it
-It is morning,after a party, whether you have a hangover or not is your own choice
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:35 am
[Announcements/story/Characters/Rules] I'll post names of people who join here
No skeleton profiles, you can post pictures of yourself but i really dont care if you do or don't and probably wont post them here anyway, since most of us are mods you can just edit this post and post them yourselves
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:38 am
[Announcements/story/Characters/Rules] -READ THE STORY D:<
-Semi-lit. more or less
-Same as TOS + guild rules
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:53 am
Flavius rolled slightly to the right and fell down from the top bunk and hit the floor with a loud thud, he stayed there for a minute "this is a comfy floor" he said absent mindedly, He struggled to his feet and started shouting at the room "stop spinning around" he shouted angrily at it "knock it off" he threatened and clenched his fists at the wall to show he meant business, he began to walk and noticed vedol/shane sleeping in one of the bunks "Hey, wazzap buddy" he blurted out and walked into the door "owwww"
He stumbled down the stairs and walked into the kitchen, there was some guy on the table that he had never seen before, broken glass and empty bottles and pizza boxes everywhere, he opened the fridge and saw something that looked like tuna, it smelt like tuna, it felt like tuna, he ate it
He was delighted to discover it was tuna
"uh-oh" he said as he realized the tuna and hangovers didn't go well
He ran into the bathroom closed the door, opened the door and threw out some random girl that he also never met before, he came back a minute later
"guys, whazzap guys, who wants to give uz a hug" he said "hello guyz?" he said again he began to suspect he had a hangover "hello?" he said again, then gave up on everyone else and started talking to smokey the bear, thus concluding that he in fact actually had a hangover
[[that was a long one, well to get everything started i guess]]
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:00 pm
Ady wakes with a start wondering where he is. He assumes he is in the living room near a bowl of chips and panties in one hand but is actually holding a beer bottle in the staircase floor. "What happened here?" he whispers to himself trying to remember the night before. All that he could remember was hanging out watching tv while the rest was a blur. Getting to his feet he hears someone running towards the bathroom. Ady assumes he is Flavious since he later came out talking. Without hesitation Ady replies back saying, "Yo, whats up dude?"
Walking towards his bedroom he finds Vedol/shane laying there half dazed. "The room is a mess.." Ady whispers to himself. With a slight headache he starts to clean what he can. "Hey Vee, get up and help a little" he said while picking up various items off the floor. Ady works his way to his bed and falls into a deep slumber.
[[Homfg, how I do?]]
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:57 pm
[Awww. I wanted to be a super happy vampire that catches fire in the sun. Sparkles are for losers.]
Shannon woke up in her room totally not hungover. She went to bed earlier that night because unlike all the loser stinky boys in the house she had a job. Someone has to pay for the food after all.
She made her way to the living room and stopped dead in her tracks. "Dudes, what the hell happened in here? Ugh. It smells like tuna and pizza and I don't even want to know what else. You jackasses better clean this place up! Ugh..."
Shannon walked into the kitchen and made herself a grilled cheese sandwich. "I'm not leaving this room until the house in cleaned!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:41 pm
Flavius saw reno, smiled at him and then walked over to the window and pulled up the blind, sunlight flooded the room "Ahhhhh my eyes" He looked at shannon,Squinted his eyes at her, tried to point his finger at her but wasn't sure whether he should point to the one sitting down, to the one dancing or the one that was wrestling with smoky the bear. He gave up picked something up the floor and put it in the bin, then sat down at the kitchen table "Shannony what happened last night?" He groaned, rubed his head and decided a cold beer would make him feel better "ima gunna get a beer" he said and walked over to the fridge
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:12 am
On the way to the fridge he decided he didn't want a beer either, he turned around walked over to the medicine cabiinet and took a couple of nurofen's with some water.His head was starting to clear up now.
He made himself a nice cup of tea with milk and sat down at the table.
"You're gonna be in this room for a very long time"
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"Plus I bet you wrere part of this aswell"
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"Plus its saturday, chill, we'll have a bbq, rent some movies, maybe go down town,We have to wake up Tony and ady and shane first"
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:05 am
Bob says...The sun shined down on Tony's face waking him up. He rubbed his eyes and groaned, "Who turned on the light?" He had a slight hangover but nothing he couldn't handle. He slowly sat up realising he had fell asleep behind the sofa. "What time is it?" he mumbled to himself. He glanced up at the clock. "Ugh, it's to early for me." He layed back down, memories of the party started to flood back to him. He just smiled to him self. He could hear Shannon and Flavius in the kitchen. "Make me a cup of tea will ya!" he shouted. "No milk two sugars."
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A cookie called Bob Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:38 am
"No milk?, you bloody madman" Flavius shouted back and made some more tea, he had used all the sugar cubes last night to build a tower,He put in some salt instead and brought it to him,"Do you know what happened here?I can't remember"
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:03 pm
Shannon followed Flavius. She couldn't wait to see Tony's face when he drank the tea with salt.
"I'll tell you what happened here. You asses decided to throw a huge party. And well, you decided to have a tuna fight. You were throwing it at each other like a monkey flings poop. I'm not sure what happened after that. I just hid under my bed. And honestly you guys sounded like you were a bunch of wild retarded monkeys. It was horrible!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:53 pm
"OH....MY...GOD" flavius said silently
His face reddened
"It must of been the best party ever, tuna fight, awesome" He clapped his hands childishly
Then thought of something..
"Why didn't you join in?" he said accusingly
He breathed in through one nostril and out the other, This was something only he could manage, he had gotten an award for it, he also got a serious beating from angry biologist who spent 30 years trying to prove that this wasn't possible and then he came along
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:09 pm
"Why didn't I join in?" Shannon fumed. "Because I ******** hate tuna. I hate the smell of it and I hate the way it tastes. Honestly, just being in this room that reeks of tuna makes me want to vomit."
"Besides, I hate getting drunk. I joined the party for a few minutes, but I'm not like you idiots who drink so much they get into tuna fights without even remembering."
Shannon walked back into the kitchen and mumbled, "******** jackasses with their ******** tuna. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kinky tuna butt secks involved last night..."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:14 pm
Dreams are inccoruptible
Flavius tried to look like he took this seriously but couldn't control himself and he exploded with laughter, Then he remembered something
"Wait a minute Shanny,if you hate tuna then what did you do with that 3 month's supply of tuna i got you for Christmas last year?"
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