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 Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:59 pm
Welcome to Gimpstrology! Frankly I do not know if there is another place where you can find your Gimpstrology! So as far as I know, THIS IS ORIGINAL!
1.Introduction
2. How to Begin
3.Your results
4.About Your Sign
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:08 pm
To begin get out your piece of paper and pencil and that few minutes of spare time! First, find out how many stars make up your birth constellation...(So for me my constellation is Cancer and it has 5 stars in it)Once you have this figured out multiply the numbers of stars in YOUR constellation by that number. You divide by two and round up to the next number. Now remember this number, it's the key to the next part (USE THESE NUMBERS FOR YOUR CONSTELLATION COUNT!)
Aquarius-10
Pisces-21
Aries-6
Capricorn-15
Gemini-17
Cancer-5
Taurus-12
Leo-9
Virgo-14
Libra-4
Scorpio-18
Sagittarius-18
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:42 pm
Now that you have been equipped with your numbers you can learn you special Gimpstrology sign!
1-10: You are the rare Wingius(The Rare One--DUR...)
11-20:You are Monasi(The Exoctic Lover)
21-30 biggrin eansi(The Dull One)
31-40:Jimpian(The Average Fellow)
41-50 biggrin eatrius(The Carrier of Death)
51-100:Heteroch(The Two-Face)
100-200:Sternias(The Bright One)
200-220:Austdech(The Religous)
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:58 pm
Wingius-You are the rarest of all Gimpstrology signs. With the lowest number you prove your individuallity in the world. You enjoy solitary confinement and have the dreams to fly if you cannot already.
Monsai-(this is me)You are the exotic one of the Gimpstrology signs. You are a monster in the bed and cannot ever be left alone with sharp weapons due to your crazy streaks you have.
Deansi-You are the dullest of all the Gimpstrology signs. You are quiet,boring, and practically a "kill joy". No people enjoy your company due to how pathetic you are and are more than like to spend a life in solitary confinement.
Jimpian-You are the average fellow of all the Gimpstrology signs. You try your best to fit in with your crowd. And other more average things.
Deatrius-You are the sole carrier of death. When you are around people die a bit inside, emotionally or physically. Your loved ones have short lives due to your evilness. May your life be an endless black hole of doom.
Heteroch-You are the Gimpstrology sign of many faces. Your acts depend on how you feel and who you are around. If with strangers you are quiet, but with familiar folks you are loud and rambunctious. You also have a high amount of intelligence.
Sternias- Though from the beginning you think bright means smart..wrong! You are the sunny person of the Gimpstrology signs. You are a peachy, upbeat fellow that can be annoying at times. You have a good amount of friends and few enemies.
Austdech- You are the religous Gimpstrology sign. You have strong faith in whatever you believe no matter your religion. You take your beliefs to the high amounts and ,at times, a "goody-too-shoes".
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:59 pm
Sorry pictures to come soon folks!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:02 pm
Shin-Shu Hmm.. Pisces: 21... 21x21= 441/2= 220.5 round up 221? Something isn't quite right.. Though yes you are right it would round to that...IF you were to do decimals. I mean as in remainders
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:05 pm
iRawr12 Shin-Shu Hmm.. Pisces: 21... 21x21= 441/2= 220.5 round up 221? Something isn't quite right.. Though yes you are right it would round to that...IF you were to do decimals. I mean as in remainders Ah, you didn't clarify. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:07 pm
Shin-Shu iRawr12 Shin-Shu Hmm.. Pisces: 21... 21x21= 441/2= 220.5 round up 221? Something isn't quite right.. Though yes you are right it would round to that...IF you were to do decimals. I mean as in remainders Ah, you didn't clarify. sweatdrop Most def my fault ill go fix it now dramallama
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:52 pm
*pulls out a calculator* ...Cancer, so 5x5= 25/2 = 12.5 --> 13? ....so I'm a Monsai, huh..? Well well...
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:39 pm
Eufie Elfina *pulls out a calculator* ...Cancer, so 5x5= 25/2 = 12.5 --> 13? ....so I'm a Monsai, huh..? Well well... me and u both r monsters in the bed lol razz (and yes i no in the original post i said i wuz the heteroch but i forgot to divide...i wuz a bit tipsy last nite razz ) sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:05 pm
A little confusing in the instructions, you might want to consider rewriting them. smile
Or, suggestion, you could just do the math for all of them and then simply replace the names of the signs with the Gimpi signs, and then add dates. It would make it less confusing for some people. ^^
I'm a Leo. So,
9*9 = 81
/2
=
40.5 -> 41
I'm Deatrius, huh? "May your life be an endless black hole of doom."
OMG I'm terrible. emo
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:10 am
Krownkl0wn A little confusing in the instructions, you might want to consider rewriting them. smile
Or, suggestion, you could just do the math for all of them and then simply replace the names of the signs with the Gimpi signs, and then add dates. It would make it less confusing for some people. ^^
I'm a Leo. So,
9*9 = 81
/2
=
40.5 -> 41
I'm Deatrius, huh? "May your life be an endless black hole of doom."
OMG I'm terrible. emo mwahahaha have a fun life u murderer...
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:16 pm
Oh, that's nice. Upbeat and overly happy. >U
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:50 am
My sign is completely off. D :
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