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 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:22 pm
((Shall we just make up sailor scouts? I vote yes. xD Total crack. Let's have some fun.))
Spoof was walking down the streets of Hastings, passed the movie theater, the Clancy's gas station, and down the sidewalk towards that little shopping area to go look at the pretty things in the dollar store.
Suddenly! A freakish monster leaped out of nowhere and demanded the jewel...wait, wrong anime. A monster leaped out of nowhere and began to take the energy of people that randomly appeared, also from nowhere.
Spoof wasn't quite sure what to do! Should she run? Or would another option soon reveal itself...
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:25 pm
Faith toodled down the streets of hastings, conveniently in the right place at the right time and twirled right into the monster. Her eyes widen considerably before she freaks out and begins to nom on his skull.
"omnomnomnomnom'
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Faithofthefallen Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:29 pm
Spoof watched as her bestest buddy Faith attempted to consume the monster...gosh, she knew Faith got hungry sometimes, and there was also that time with those dead orcs...but really!
All of a sudden, from behind a tree leaped a goat! It was black with a white star on its head, it had two sticks in its mouth and it somehow threw one to Spoof without dropping the other one.
Words appeared in her mind and she yelled out, "Demon Chronicles...Magic...Jewel-y Power! SPOOF!"
A magical and sparkly transformation ensued, and by the end of it Spoof was transformed into SAILOR Spoof. Fighter of illiteracy and general stupidity. Patron of all roleplayers, and owner of some rather pretty dragons...but that's a story for another time.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:35 pm
As Faith continued to nom on the monster, she reached her hand around to the back of his neck and pulled down is zipper. The monster dissappeared revealing a rather creepy looking penguin! With a cry of rage, faith produced her trans dimensional skillet and smacked it down on his head with a cry, "SEE I Told you the penguins were trying to take over the world! With a similar chant and a similar shower of sparkly glittery things she transformed into sailor faith! dadadaDA!
And pulled out a coil of hay rope, which she used to tie the penguin up!
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Faithofthefallen Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:40 pm
Sailor Spoof flounced over to Sailor Faith, the odd appearance of a magical stick baring goat forgotten, and said, "Faith, it's not really a penguin. It's really a soul sucking monster. It just happens to LOOK like a penguin...how many times do I have to say it..."
She looked at the tied up penguin-like-creature and sighed. How were they going to get rid of this? Ah, it came into her mind with the force of a...well, with the force of a really good idea.
Somehow, she pulled a transdimensional mallet (the counterpart to Faith's skillet) and cried the words, "Flames of leader-ly rage!"
Giant red words spelling out shakespearean insults preceded the falling of the hammer, and the penguin-creature was no more.
"Well, that was interesting."
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:35 am
Sailor Faith's eyes widened and she pulled out a bag of gummy worms. "what one?"
She began skipping in circles and singing the cloud song rather loudly.
"Lets go on a mission!" she decided finally,
"We must overcome the dark forces of the gingers!!!"
RAWR
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Faithofthefallen Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:06 pm
Sailor Spoof shook her head, "We're supposed to be making up a SM rp, not a South Park parody...instead, let's go find the antagonist of this plot and beat him or her up. Include lots of glitter and drawn out melodrama, then add a little water to watch it inflate to four times its normal size. Er...I mean...let's find...the Guild Princess? Yea. Let's do that..."
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:48 pm
Sailor Flann emerged from a burst of fire laughing maniacally. her curly pigtails bounced as she chuckled, then coughed and choked from the smoke of the fire. the flames dispersed and she stepped up onto a rock as if it were a stage. "ahem. I am the mighty princess Flann! fear my mighty awesomeness!" she declared.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:42 pm
Sailor Spoof gasped in astonishment! The Guild Princess had come to them! No baited traps needed!
"Look! 'tis our Princess! Now, we must half-heartedly protect her, while still letting her fight a majority of our battles for us and only showing any real strength by sacrificing our lives to let her move on to the next fight; slowly falling in number one by one, until it's just her left to defeat the evil antagonist!"
Sailor Spoof looked reverently at the Princess, "How may we serve, m'am?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:48 pm
Flann gave her new minions a crazed look, "We have to go now! but first i need tacos! lots of tacos! Tacos Tacos Tacos!!" she hopped around randomly shouting tacos and clapping her hands.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:50 pm
Spoof looked over at Faith, who seemed to be frozen for the moment, and they shared a look. Their leader was cracked in the head...but that didn't mean much, only that she fit in perfectly in their dysfunctional little group.
"Sure, let's go to Taco Bell..." she muttered, taking Faith's prone body under her arm as she walked off towards said fast food restaurant.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:57 pm
Flann made a cute 'squee' noise as she threw her arms up in the air when she saw the giant taco sign. she then climbed the post and sat atop the giant taco. she then pointed to up the hill in the direction of the movie theater and shouted, "TO THE BAT CAVE!!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:02 pm
"But...tacos..." spoof muttered, having become enamored with the idea of the cheap, yet tasty food.
Faith was getting heavy, being stiff as a board and still in the same position she had frozen in, and Spoof propped her up against the post Flann had climbed, contemplating how to get the girl down with minimal damage to property, herself, and other such things.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:14 pm
Flann pulled a pencil from her starfish and drew faith to sit on the taco with her. she then patted the side of the giant taco. "hurry spoof! now we have the taco, we must gooooo!!" she howled, then neatly tucked the pencil back in the starfish.
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Faithofthefallen Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:06 pm
Faith's gears shuddered back to life and her head slicked to the side a few times.
"I...Ish...On a GIANT TACO"
-noms on Guild princess-
-shifty eyes-
AAAAARRRGGGG Run away! here comes the taco bell manager, -floaties to the ground-
Faith begins to spin rapidly in a circle and fun colorful streamers and burst of confetti explode from her rapidly spinning body. BEHOLD, tis Sailor faith, complete with teeny tiny skirt and wittle piggy tails. "I shall pelt thee with funny random words, and gummy worms!"
EMU -pelt-
SNARKYMONKEY -pelt-
DIDGERIDOO -pelt-
(giggles) NUGGET -pelt-
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