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 Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:34 pm
"Zephyr votes for Slumber Party! Zephyr votes for Slumber Party!" She yelled out, having delivered the invites to all the rogues and posted welcomes to any and all new and upcoming hench-peoples out there. She even invited the super-heros! So long as they could behave themselves, that is. Everything was all set up in the big warehouse:
There were big bouncy beds with lots of lush pillows and blankets, snack foods and drinks of every kind, a big screen with video game consoles and another screen with movies for them to all choose from, stuffed animals of every flavor, dress up supplies and board games, and she had an ongoing treasure hunt set up for throughout the night with a big prize for whoever finds it. She also had door prizes. Door prizes were important. The Guardians were positioned about the place, and her Pixis sat with her on one of the giant mattresses she had in the middle of the place chittering away with excitement.
Now all she had to do was wait for the people to come...
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:40 pm
With reckless abandon, the Clown Prince of Crime gatecrashes the party, since he heard the word 'party' but wasn't invited. He decided to wear a special purple eyepatch just for the occasion, but was a little insulted that Zephyr didn't invite him, after being such good friends in Arkham, letting her call him Uncle J, helping her establish herself as a psychologist so she could do as she pleased, helping her establish a reputation once she was locked up, where's the justice?
"Hello, Zephyr! JOKER'S BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:28 pm
"Uncle J! You made it! Did you get the balloon animal that blew up into your invite?" She asked, running over in excitement.
"I do hope you liked it, I tried to have specialized invites for everyone!" She nodded her head, and lead him in.
"Oh yeah, door prize!" She handed him a bag with tissue hiding her latest prototype, exploding bubbles of fire! Just blow the bubbles, and then they float all pretty like, then they explode on the target and set fire to it! She thought it was a good idea, anyways.
"We've got all kinds of stuff to do! Now we're just waiting for everyone else to get here!" She smiled happily.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:59 pm
"BUBBLES!" heart
Alice came bounding in with a bag of candy in one hand and a sledgehammer in the other.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:04 pm
"Yo! I don't know you! But welcome anyways!" Zephyr smiled with a wave, handing her the goody bag.
"Since I don't know you, you don't get the explosive bubbles, 'cause I don't know if I can trust you with them. Nothing personal. Instead, you get confetti eggs times twelve! Have fun smashing them on people's heads!" Zephyr clarified to the new comer.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:20 pm
"It's Captain Alice Elizabeth Charlene Abbagail Anne McCallister. I stole Ivy's invitation." heart
Alice grinned sincerely and thanked the pirate girl, for the goody bag.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:45 am
"Wow! That's a long name!" Zephyr gasped, "It reminds me of my old full nickname, "Accalia Larentalia Immerans Immansuetus Iaculatrix Iactonia Swasa Sanolla Teal Vampier 65 Zap Icess!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:12 pm
"Alice Elizabeth Charlie... Whatever your name is..." He said, gesturing at the newcomer, "...get a smaller name. If Killer Croc shows up, you'll completely lose him."
He turned back to Zephyr. "No, I didn't get one at ALL! WHY NOT?!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:28 pm
Zephyr frowned and scratched her head.
"Hm...that's a good question..." She turned to one of the human help she had hired, who where all dressed comfortably as pirates.
"Yo! Why didn't Uncle J get his invite?!" She demanded. The help all looked at each other uncomfortably. Finally one of them spoke up.
"It...got misplaced? That must be what happened!" He Knealed before her, head down.
"Forgive us, my queen..." Zephyr thought about it for a minute.
"Hm...Not it!" She yelled out. It took a moment of the hired help looking at each other before they caught on and yelled out their "not it"'s. Zephyr smiled at the last one to say it.
"You...get to be Uncle J's personal assistant now, to make up for this insult. Hop to!" She ordered with a smile. The man paled until he looked like he would be sick, but then reluctantly walked over to the Joker, knealing down to him as the other had done to Zephyr.
"Is that better?" She asked hopefully.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:59 pm
Joker's trademark sinister smile returned to his face as quickly as it had left when his anger rose.
"Much better, Zephyr..." Without any warning, he pulled out one of his many pistols and aims it straight at the new lackey's head. Upon pulling the trigger, a 'BANG!' flag popped out. A playful expression washed over the clown's face.
"Oops, silly me, I pulled out the wrong gun, looks like you get to live, after all."
Once again without warning, not even two seconds after he had said this, a thick greem mist poured out of the barrel over the unfortunate man. Mere seconds after that, the man began convulsing, from both pain, and from unstoppable laughter. After about a minute of joyfully listening to the man's hysterics of agony, the sorry fool ruins the whole thing by up and dying on everyone, permanently wearing his own Joker's Grin. This doesn't bother the Joker, though, whose once again wearing his own evil grin as well.
"Hmmm... Looks like I didn't pull out the wrong gun, after all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:03 pm
Zephyr smiled and applauded.
"Way to start things out with a bang, Uncle J! See, this is why you're invited to all of Zephyr's parties!" She turned then to the other help, who had all gone pale and silent.
"So, I don't suppose any of you will be loosing Uncle J's invites any more, will yah?" They all shook their heads.
"But enough of that, how have you been doing Uncle J? Have you gone on any cooel adventures?" Zephyr asked with excitement.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:37 pm
"Well, Harley and I tried to kill Batsy again, but this time Catwoman saved him... Almost got 'im that time... But that's okay though, it just means that we truly ARE two sides of the same coin! WE CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT EACH OTHER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!" He calmed down and turned to the hired help, an insane glint in his eyes. "And I hope you DO loose more invites, because then I get to show off more tricks! Oh, and just so you know, that was me taking it easy on him... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:30 pm
Zephyr wasn't really listening, just smiling and nodding her head as if she was. To tell the truth, after Batman she already knew how the rest of the talk would go. So, whenever any of the rogues mentioned him she just smiled and nodded.
"Where the hell is everyone?" She broke out with, looking around at the practically empty place. Her eyes rested with a glare on the hired help.
"How many invites did you loose?" She demanded, crossing her arms and already planning the punishments.
"We swear, just his! We delivered all the others lie we were supposed to!" Zephyr opened her mouth, when suddenly the door opened. She turned just in time to see dozens of teenage girls pouring into the building with happy chatters.
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHO ARE THEY?" She demanded, though she could scarcely be heard over their loud voices.
"Told you we got them out, your majesty!" The help smiled happily, and the look she gave him made him jump back with a high pitched squeal. She tried to yell, but couldn't be heard over the girls, so she did what she did best. Got up on a table and fired her pistol into the air, making them all be quiet.
"That's better!" She smiled as if she were happy to see them. She wasn't.
"It seems once again my attempts to throw the most awesome party ever with all the coolest people I know has been thwarted, and instead I got all of you....again." She couldn't hold out her disappointment in the last line, but then smiled brighter then ever.
"Lets make the best of it, shall we?" Just then one of the girls spoke up.
"And,like, who are you supposed to be?" The other girls giggled, Zephyr's eye gave a twitch.
"Uncle J, looks like you get to show off more of your tricks. Go ahead and amuse our...guests..." NEVER show up at one of Zephyr's parties uninvited, unless you can at least amuse her.
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:57 pm
(( DAMN... You really ARE twisted, condemning a room full of teenagers to the likes of the Joker. Fortunately, I'm too twisted myself to disappoint. twisted ))
"As you wish, Pirate Queen!", Joker yelled. He was truly going to enjoy this. Above all else, he loved murder. Besides, this might be enough to get Batsy to join the party.
"I'd like to perform a little card trick for all of you," he said as he approached the center of the tittering crowd. Once he reached the center, he pulled out a deck of cards. The clown then cut the deck with a flourish into two halves, and fanned out the halves, one in each hand. A maniacal glean shined in his eye. "All of you... PICK A CARD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" In a mad dervish of sudden speed, Joker spun around in a circle, flinging the cards all about himself, their razor-sharp edges cutting teenege flesh in every direction. Many suffered several cuts, some of which were arterial; they wouldn't be living long. Others had cards imbedded inside eye sockets, throats, a couple even had cards slicing through their heads into their brains. It was glorious.
In the aftermath, all that were left of the crowd that weren't already bleeding to certain death were two teenage girls, cut up but not seriously wounded. They must have been in the back. Oh, did he have plans for them.
"You two are going to play a modified version of Russian Roulette. The rules are simple. I have two guns, only one of which has a live round in it. I aim one at each of your heads and pull the triggers simultaniously. One of you dies, and the others may walk away, after shaking hands with me for their extreme luck." His manner changed from mirth to serious in an instant. "Understand?"
The two girls nodded, obviously scared.
"EXCELLENT!", Joker said, his mood changing back just as fast as before. He then pulled out two pistols, aimed them at the girls' heads at point-blank range and pulled both triggers at the same time, just as he had said. The girk to his left was greeted by a sudden shower of confetti and streamers, while the girl to his right was greeted by a single round of leaden death straight to her head, splattering her gray matter all across the already-bloodstained room behind her.
His gaze fell upon the surviving girl. "Congratulations! And now for that handshake!" Before the hand was ever offered, Joker grabbed her hand and squeezed tightly. The girl immediately began convulsing and screaming, which only brightened the smile of the diabolical clown. After a few moments, the smell of burning flesh began to fill the air as the unfortunate girl began to visibly singe. After holding on for a full minute, Joker let go of his victim's hand, letting her fall to the ground, nothing more than a corpse.
He turned to Zephyr, a mad glint still in his eyes. "Well, that was electrifying! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:32 am
Zephyr was sitting up on a modified version of a throne, enjoying the show. When it was done she applauded heartily.
"Yay!!! I wish you had been at the tea party I tried to throw, but that time absolutely NO ONE came, so i was forced to bound and gag the stuck up snobs that dared to come and teach them some manners. It took a lot longer than that little bit, but at least it gave me something to do." She nodded with a smile, then stood up with a jump.
"And now...I challenge you to a game of DDR! I kick a** at that game!" She pointed at the machine in the back.
"That, and I finally got my own machine courtesy of some game place here in town. All it took was holding a few kids ransom! Seriously, you can get just about anything that way!"
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