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Swordmaster316 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:14 pm
ok new game, ripped this off from DA
Dear (person above you):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1.
What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2.
Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3.
Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4.
What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5.
What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F.
Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6.
What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C.
- Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7.
Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8.
What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9.
The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10.
The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11.
What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12.
To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - ******** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:01 am
just an example
Dear swordmaster:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you . I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Sit on Bill Clinton . I'm sure you're senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about Senility .
Go burn ,
Swordmaster
Edit: (BOOM BABY! Didn't think I'd edit your personal post eh? HA!)
Just to make this a bit more fun, I want to to add to this since this was originally sent to me then Tommy who put it up in here. Include a REGULAR short letter explaining yourself to the person who wrote YOU your letter. It is not to be in the same format as this "Letter Game" Just a regular short old letter to dear old assbag.
For Example: Since Tommy wrote a Game Letter to himself above he would have to write a REGULAR letter to himself explaining why things turned out the way they did. So Tommy I sure as hell look forward to hearing your explination for the s**t you pulled in my Game Letter! HAHAAAa!! Now read my freaking letter!
~Wezlo
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Swordmaster316 Vice Captain
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Unidentified Shapeshifter
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:09 am
Dear Tommy:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me In your camping car and I saw you Put leeches on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That there is no solution to this. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about The incarnation as an eskimo.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Wezlo
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:26 pm
Dear Wezlo:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think i realized it that night in woman's clothing, and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but i'll keep Davids tricot outfits as a memory. You should know that I Told my psychiatrist about Cocaine abuse.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Willman321
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mitsukivampire Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:03 pm
Dear Will:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when i quoted santa in your camping car and I saw you knock out Donald Duck. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that extreme makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always remember the incarnation as an eskimo.
Go Burn,
Allegra
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:49 am
Dear Allegra:
I dont really know how to tell you this, but I'm Selling myself. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Pour syrup on the crazy monk. Im sure you're senile enough to understand that i get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your Mom as a memory. You should know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Go and drown yourself,
Rick
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X_Wandering_Spirit_X Crew
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:04 am
Dear Venomoruru:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa In your camping car and I saw you castrate my father . I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without the incarnation as an eskimo .
Go burn,
Rainen Roses
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:42 pm
Dear Rainen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when i quoted santa under a state of trance and I saw you pull the cloths off my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning our matching snoopy bibs to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist the incarnation of an Eskimo.
Good Luck on your short-term leave from jail,
A
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mitsukivampire Vice Captain
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Unidentified Shapeshifter
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:03 am
Willman321 Dear Wezlo:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think i realized it that night in woman's clothing, and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but i'll keep Davids tricot outfits as a memory. You should know that I Told my psychiatrist about Cocaine abuse.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Willman321
I'm depressed that things didn't work out, I thought things were going soooo good for us. I guess you weren't ready to let go of your plants just yet. I was ready with the burning of your plants but that won't happen nnow. I know that the show sucks but you have to admit a fire-breathing machine that can rip a house apart + the family car is preatty ******** awsome! I have missed the couch cushoins but they still smell like you. The outfit you can keep, I know you enjoy him a LOT more than me. I'm also glad that you finally confronted your doc about your Cocaine abuse, it's the 1st step towards being normal... whatever that is.... but I do wish you the very best.
Your person on the inside,
Wezlo
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:29 pm
you've been INSIDE WILL?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mitsukivampire Vice Captain
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Swordmaster316 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:40 am
I'm confused as well, and a little sick. burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:10 pm
YOU SAID YOU WERE HOMOPHOBIC
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mitsukivampire Vice Captain
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Swordmaster316 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:14 pm
im talking about will, he said he was homophobic
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mitsukivampire Vice Captain
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Swordmaster316 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 am
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