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 Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:36 pm
hey, have anyone made any new band jokes? i keep hearing the same ones over and over.
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:00 pm
where did the bass clarenet come from ?!
mrgreen the clarinet and the barry forgot to use a condom mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:41 pm
I just made this up about 5 seconds ago, so I don't hink it's any good.
You French Horns?
Eww... o.O
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:06 pm
I have a few X3 (Some are kind of similar...lolz)
1.) How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5; 1 to actually screw it in and 4 more to tell them how much better they could have done it.
2.) How do you know its a professional trombonist at your door?
They're wearing a Domino's hat and holding the pizza you ordered.
3.) When do you know the stage is level?
The percussionists are drooling out of both sides of their mouths!!!
4.) What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?
You can tune a '57 Chevy.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:43 pm
Cresin I have a few X3 (Some are kind of similar...lolz) 1.) How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5; 1 to actually screw it in and 4 more to tell them how much better they could have done it. 2.) How do you know its a professional trombonist at your door? They're wearing a Domino's hat and holding the pizza you ordered. 3.) When do you know the stage is level? The percussionists are drooling out of both sides of their mouths!!! 4.) What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy? You can tune a '57 Chevy. I take offense to that! I am a FH player! Haha just kidding. That's good I'll have to tell that to my section.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:47 pm
I have a couple, but they are just terrible. And not in a good way:
1.) What's the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and a dead oboe player on the side of the road?
There were skid marks near the rabbit.
What's the other difference?
The rabbit was on his way to a gig.
2.) How could you automatically park in a handicapped space without getting in trouble?
Place your drumsticks on the dashboard.
Let me know what you think, although I can guess.... lol >.<
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:00 am
El Arco Iris I have a couple, but they are just terrible. And not in a good way: 1.) What's the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and a dead oboe player on the side of the road? There were skid marks near the rabbit. What's the other difference? The rabbit was on his way to a gig. 2.) How could you automatically park in a handicapped space without getting in trouble? Place your drumsticks on the dashboard. Let me know what you think, although I can guess.... lol >.< the first one was good, but i like the second one better!
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:53 pm
Cresin I have a few X3 (Some are kind of similar...lolz) 3.) When do you know the stage is level? The percussionists are drooling out of both sides of their mouths!!! That's so true! you also know someone's a percussionist if they can't chew gum in beat with their sticks
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:40 pm
I thought these were hilarious
(sorry if you heard them before)
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
On or off.
xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:00 pm
I have a few.
(This oen is more of music, though)
Two flats walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors."
(This one is fromt he flute/picolo section. This is what happens when a bunch of woodwinds are tuning together...Oh, and "Thats what she said" jokes)
How do you get two picolos in tune?
Shoot one.
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:50 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:55 am
This isn't really a joke... but more of a pun.....
I have a button that says this:
OBOE YOU DI'INT!!!!!
8D xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:56 am
Why don't you have phone sex with band nerds???
You'll get HEARING AIDS!!!!! =)
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:27 pm
What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
no one cries when you cut up a banjo.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
a viola burns longer.
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:53 am
omg! these are so funny! rofl
mine's not that funny srry! sweatdrop (true diologue)
b.d.:what's the difference between our french horn section and screming elephants?
class:O.o...?
smart-a** first FH: none!
xd we all laughed cuz the fool dissed himself xd
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