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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:58 am
1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:11 pm
Fantastic! Love these kind of sayings.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:14 pm
well for the first time even looking at this guild in months and this topic catches my eye. I have to agree with a few of those sayings as a man myself. I have to admit, there really funny. good job.
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:03 am
Yes. And I dislike to admit it, but its pretty true on my part. xD
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:52 am
lmao, oh man, I feel so predictable
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:07 am
dennis55 lmao, oh man, I feel so predictable
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:56 pm
Takeshi no Hayabusa dennis55 lmao, oh man, I feel so predictable you've got a good point
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:14 pm
dennis55 Takeshi no Hayabusa dennis55 lmao, oh man, I feel so predictable you've got a good point
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:14 pm
This gave me a few chuckles. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:32 pm
It certainly does. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:45 pm
Certainly does. 3nodding 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:09 pm
Dorothy..
Some of those made me smile,
but it's not who I am.
has invaded your thread.  
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