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 Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:39 pm
Yeah, make jokes about cards, characters or the silly things that happen while you play...
I'll start with something that happened to me: I was in a 3 player game against friends, I was using G spiritcraft, one guy WR samurais and the third UG control. So, the UG had had locked up in a flipped Erayo, Echoing Truth imprinted in a Isochron Scepter (sp?) and lots of control to keep us from getting thru.
So, the WR samurai guy says: "There's no tomorrow", aka we were lost, waiting for the UG to kill us someday
And I answered: "Of course there is, I played it some time ago", I pointed my Tomorrow, Azami's familiar I had played since some turns back.
We laughed so hard for a while and then we conceded.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:33 am
Me and a couple of friends were playing a casual game, where you play whatever your heart desires. I played a BU control, one friend played U unhinged, and another played W soldiers. Needless to say, I won. But the funniest part of the game was this...
__________U
Creature-Shapeshifter
1: Change name
1: Change flavor text
Whenever I friend attacked me, I change his name to something like "Quitter's never win" and his flavor text to something like "but they never die either" and use something to tap him, so I couldn't block if I wanted to. Then I'd start changing his name to a friends name and flavor text that was... well... rude, to say the least. Yeah.... and then everyone but me died. Suckers.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:42 am
this is a great idea.
and here is some pathetic stuff.
two of my friends and me were playin a game, this is after miridion came out with its crap new border stuff...
any who, my one friend, josh, he's playin' a mostly miridion arti, but he has like 15 old artifacts in it to right. well, my friend kris is playin' a black deck he made. i was runnin a blue deck, but any way, my friend Kris played an old artifact, from i think 3 Edition... Josh actuually pointed to it and asked what color it was.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:43 am
Ok, a friend an I in the heat of the battle both had a platinum angel in play (mine was premium xp ).
Because we had nothing else to do, we ended up playing this game for 2 fugging hours sweatdrop
I think my life total in the end was -345 sweatdrop
We ended up playing rock paper scissors to declare the winner xp
...Yeah, I know thats not funny. But it was when it happened sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:02 pm
I was playin a B/G control deck in a group game a while back. I was sitting nicely and i pulled into one of my traumatizes. Having both Uyo and the mana to use her on the field I promptly traumatized a black control deck twice, taking away basically 3/4ths of his remaining deck. He'd been bugging me all game. Anyway, the guy sorts through his deck and gets rid of most of it, all the while grinning like a mad man. He then thanks me profusely and plays Yawgmoths Win, err Will and wins the game in a turn or two. We had a good healthy laugh out of the whole thing. THing is, he only had one Will and he'd drawn it just before I hit his deck.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:35 pm
played my elf deck against a friends deck. his final game of magic. after that he quit.
anyways he wanted to see how much life my deck culd get to. so i quickly played through to my wellwishers. most of the cards in his deck were actually built to help my deck.
three things came to mind
1. It would have made a crazy tag team game.
2. i had my test of endurance cards countered.
3. he was turning his cards into elves whenever i tapped my wellwishers for life.
so we plaied the game...it was long...lasted like an hour. and my final count was like a couple million because he was making moves to force moe to gain life or block and get a better elf in play. he was also in the negatives by a couple hundred. i didn't need to attack. i had my cheap combo that i'm still short one card. he let me borrow his words of war which i needed to finish the combo. it combined elves with skullclamp and the words of war.
my worst game ever, that was the last person who i could anniahlate and actually have fun doing it.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:20 pm
I live for the look on peoples face when my burn deck pumps out two war elementals. Like that expression Kenshin gets when he says "Oro?".
those are the most entertaining moments for me.
But there was this one time I was playing a reanimation deck and the guy pulled out the BFG. Well guess what? I'm playing my burn right? Well I happened to have grab the reigns right? I took control of the half with actual power and crap and because they were seperated, the half with no life died and the other side did as well, bam! So the guy was like, "Of course you know, this means war." And I said, "You're just jealous of my mad strategic skill." Then he reanimated Akroma and I was basically screw from that point on.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:16 pm
I remember the most funniest thing ever.
One time, myself, my cousin and a friend of ours were playing in me kitchen. And, my cousin Eric had an elf deck. Anywho, this was way back in Tempest era, with it's nifty buyback stuff. ^^ One such card was Elvish Fury, which grants a critter +2/+2 'til end o' turn. For the sake of simplicity, my cousin opted to say that his elves were getting "2/2".
And thus, the hilarity ensued! xd
From that point onward, the three of us were treated to the absolutely hysterical mental image of armies of elves in ... tutus! xd
Eric: Jamie, I'm swinging with a ... 8/8 elf - wearing a tutu! whee
Me: WTFLMAOBBQLOL!!1!11!! xd
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:13 pm
Well... before they kicked me out of the "rich kid" card shop I used to borrow some heavy goth stuff from my friends for FNM and get my big bulky headphones and play satanic music while playing my straight black deck.
It was fun... even when I was on the end game for one kid and you could clearly hear "Die mother fu**er! Die mother fu**er!" coming out of the headphones and then the kid pissed himself and I Consume Spirited for more than his life total and won.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:52 pm
When my friend ripped up his only copy of Chaos Confetti and missed everything except two of his lands.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:17 am
[ Destiny-In-A-Box ] When my friend ripped up his only copy of Chaos Confetti and missed everything except two of his lands. That's so cruel. xp
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:20 am
my friend had the game, down to 5, and i was less than 9. he swings with a kokusho bringing me to 4. and in sucha haste to finish me off, he putrefy's his own dragon.. but little does he know, me samurai of the pale curtain was sitting removing his dragon from the game. it was a noobie error on his part. worst way to lose is by your own hasty mistakes..
another time, same guy, nightmare voids me. going for my eight and a half tails and left me wrath of god. semi same scenario. kokusho and pale curtain on the field. okay, sure leave me wrath of god.. blow everything... hehe, he wasnt to happy about lossing his dragon twice in the same day to a pale curtain.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:09 pm
During my first tournement, I played this kid with a mono black deck. It just so happened my white deck was tailored to deal with black decks (They piss me off). Shortly before the opponent shift (It was a Round Robin setup), I had out my insanly buffed Wall of Nets (2 Hero's Resolves, a Cho'manno's Blessing, and a Pariah), a few Angels and Clerics (Urza block, protection from black), Worship, a few CoP's, and a few random enchantments, including a Crusade. He had out two of those really old Phantom cards that make you discard a card if you take damage and a few other cards, and a whole hell of a lot of swamps. All his creatures were pacified, and any that he got out, he wouldn't have been able to even scratch me (All damage would be redirected to my 3/18 wall that had protection from black, and if I blocked the creature directially, ithe creature would be removed from the game).
Needless to say, I was insanly giddy. I had wanted to deck him (I was fully capable of doing so), but he just conceded, so that was a bit of a bummer.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:32 am
My friend decided to play me with his undefeated squirrel deck that bases on generating TONS of squirrels. So we were playin the whole time, and he kept making more and more squirrels. I had my elf deck, but it wasn't as good as it is now. Anyways, i had put out my Heedless One, which gets +1/+1 for every elf in play. I had about 10. I also had my Taunting Elf in play, and a Dead-Iron Sledge in my hand. So i decided to just end it right there. I equipped Dead-Iron Sledge to Taunting Elf, and killed every single creature he had, while attacking with the remainder of my creatures to finish him off. After that, he didn't talk to me in like a week. Made my day though biggrin .
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:25 pm
The best thing to happen to me was back when i played a tooth and nail deck backed with counters (during mirrodin block constructed) and i was playing against a friend who used some weird pestilence combo deck (i forgot what the win condition was, all i remember is that he cleared the board with pestilence before he was supposed to go off). It was hilarious, he used pestilence to wipe the board clear before i played tooth, so his pestilence was gone after that turn, and i countered his game-winning combo piece. then i went off for my platinum angel/leonin abunas combo. he was able to eradicate the abunas (just like he did to my collossus some time earlier...) but that was his last point removal spell. all he had left were three pestilences in his deck....and i just had three counters left in the deck. well, we played through the rest of the game, and i was somehow able to draw all of my counters just before he drew his pestilences to remove my angel...(by the way, i was at negative life thanks to some random creature he had). so yeah...he eventually lost after decking himself (and i was at negative life and my library was gone for about 10 turns...oh, how i love platinum angel)
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