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Is this a good idea?
yes
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 84%  [ 21 ]
no
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Total Votes : 25


Apollo Tha Prophet

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:43 pm


CHICKEN HUNTING


The Setting:

The dust rolls through a run down trailor park with about 60 trailors (one for each member of the guild, aproximately). Nearby is a rundown Carnival, covered in darkness, with an eery silence, and reports of clowns running around with hatchets for anybody who has actually made it out alive. In the trailor park, some wierd kind of people are moving in, they call themselves the juggalos and wear painted faces, this is scaring many of the other residents. As juggalos its our choice to get this carnival up and running and while we're at it lets kill the farmers chickens.

In a nearby farmhouse is an old farmer who owns alot of chickens. If you are caught stealing chickens then he takes his gun out and shoots at you. He sits on his porch all day long and does absolutely nothing. So it is quite hard to steal his chickens.

RULES:

1. Literate posts. please actually spell words out, i mean things like ppl and mcl are okay, but please make it so that people can actually read it

2. No stealing millions of chickens, i shall double as the old farmer, so if i shoot at you dont feel 2 bad

3. The carnival is open grounds for anybody who wants to roleplay their, i put it in for that reason

4. all the rules of the other s**t that ban w/e and all that ******** bullshit

5. the most important of all...HAVE FUN MOTHA FACKAZ

MCL
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:19 pm


Finally!

fReNzi


Apollo Tha Prophet

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:25 pm


*sits on my front porch drinkin a faygo*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:24 pm


*brings out the old axe grinder to sharpen my hatchet*

hmm nice day out for some chicken huntin xd

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Apollo Tha Prophet

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:27 pm


*looks for my hatchet..."damn kids keep stealin it" goes and pulls it outta a rotten kids head..."they should learn better" goes over to ranek and sits on his porch...."wanna go huntin that ol bastards chickens?*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:30 pm


Twiztid_Juggalo
*looks for my hatchet..."damn kids keep stealin it" goes and pulls it outta a rotten kids head..."they should learn better" goes over to ranek and sits on his porch...."wanna go huntin that ol bastards chickens?*


*stares insanely at you* You dare come on my porch with out asking for an invite or without offering Faygo scream Thats a sure fire way to getting my hatchet in yo nugget

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zynark

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:35 pm


*runs crazily with a hatchet toward the chickens*
hahahahaha!!!! they will all be mine!!!!!!!!!
*notices stunned faces of ranek & twiztid juggalo*
hahahaha! by the time you all get there, i will already have more chicken heads than you could ever wish for!!!!!
*continues to run toward the chickens and trips*
AHHHHHHHHHH!
*gets up and shakes himself off, but then notices that his hatchet is in his head*
that cant be good!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:36 pm


zynark
*runs crazily with a hatchet toward the chickens*
hahahahaha!!!! they will all be mine!!!!!!!!!
*notices stunned faces of ranek & twiztid juggalo*
hahahaha! by the time you all get there, i will already have more chicken heads than you could ever wish for!!!!!


*watches as the farmer is taking aim at your head* oooh boy this could hurt stressed

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zynark

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:40 pm


*notices the farmer aiming at him, so he takesout the axe from his head and chucks it at the farmer, nearly missing*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:44 pm


zynark
*notices the farmer aiming at him, so he takesout the axe from his head and chucks it at the farmer, nearly missing*


*as your doing so I approach from behind and push you into the farmers death grasp* Yo be'otch you got served *runs to the chickens swing hatchet left, right and centre killing all chickens in my path* Woop Woop this s**t is fun too bad the grip of a dead mans so tight you can't break it xp

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zynark

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:46 pm


AHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!

*reaches for the axe sticking out of the wall*
its......tooooo.....far!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:51 pm


zynark
AHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!

*reaches for the axe sticking out of the wall*
its......tooooo.....far!


*comes out of the chicken coop* oh you still there *wipes the blood off not even smering the paint* Don't move and I'll help you * Raise hatchet behind head and slams it down towards the farmer shoulder severing one arm completey and does so on the next arm* hmm Lucky I sharpened this a lil more than usual... Now wheres my faygo... Grape please

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zynark

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:01 pm


Ranek
zynark
AHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!

*reaches for the axe sticking out of the wall*
its......tooooo.....far!


*comes out of the chicken coop* oh you still there *wipes the blood off not even smering the paint* Don't move and I'll help you * Raise hatchet behind head and slams it down towards the farmer shoulder severing one arm completey and does so on the next arm* hmm Lucky I sharpened this a lil more than usual... Now wheres my faygo... Grape please

*Throws a grape faygo at Ranek, followed by a Hatchet*
its your mutha ******** fault that i was in that situation!!!!!! now DIE!!!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:09 pm


zynark
Ranek
zynark
AHHHHHH!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!

*reaches for the axe sticking out of the wall*
its......tooooo.....far!


*comes out of the chicken coop* oh you still there *wipes the blood off not even smering the paint* Don't move and I'll help you * Raise hatchet behind head and slams it down towards the farmer shoulder severing one arm completey and does so on the next arm* hmm Lucky I sharpened this a lil more than usual... Now wheres my faygo... Grape please

*Throws a grape faygo at Ranek, followed by a Hatchet*
its your mutha ******** fault that i was in that situation!!!!!! now DIE!!!!!!


*catches the hatchet between thumb and index finger* Say that coulda had my eye out.... Nice craftmanship on the blade matey *walk over to you and dropkicks your knees inward with lightning speed* Oops i seem to have fallen over xd Heres your Hatchet *Slams the blade into your left hand pinning it in the ground, Walks over to the farmers corpse* Hmm I'll take that gun you dead redneck mother facko * Goes home to drink faygo*

Dio-the-Warlock

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zynark

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:12 pm


*lays on the ground prying loose the axe*
dammit
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