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My girlfriend is making me take her to twilight.

What should I yell at the screen to get kicked out?

This.

Also I have to offer these fine additions:

"HOW CAN HE GET AN ERECTION IF HE'S UNDEAD?"
"HEY, I SAW THAT OUTFIT AT HOT TOPIC!"
"WHERE'S THE SCENE WHERE EDWARD AND JAMES SUCK EACH OTHER'S COCKS?" or "WHERE'S THE SCENE WHERE ALICE AND BELLA DYKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER?"
"IS THE CRIPPLE A WEREWOLF TOO?"
"HEY, IT'S THAT f** FROM SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL!"
"THIS WASN'T AS AROUSING AS 'SAW'!"



You can also do as I did when my sister forced me into taking her to Twilight:

- every on-screen silence that lasts longer than three seconds, make very loud farting sounds.
- every scene that hints sexual activity, yell at the screen, "I HAVE A HUGE BONER RIGHT NOW!"
- when a white character is in the presence of the token black or asian characters, do a 'voice-in' of the white character(s) muttering racial slurs at the ethnic character(s).

I already had, "WAIT WAIT WAIT, IF THEY'RE VAMPIRES HOW DID WE GET THEM ON FILM?"

Will, your figure is nowhere near as enticing as hers.

No, it's alright really. She's more embarrassed that she likes it than I am in having to go. Honestly, twilight isn't the worst thing she dragged me to. No, that would be Church, so someone would suffer with her. I hate the south.

you should be on msn, so we can b***h back and forth more quickly, and so I can tell you about the guy who got stabbed today.

obviously