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I'm not a very good writer, and I wrote this very pointless story cause i was bored.

The Halloween Festival with the Pretty Bunnies

It was a dark and cold October night, and the village people were just starting to carve their pumpkins for the big Halloween Festival with the Pretty Bunnies, when suddenly it began to snow. These people never saw snow before because they were complete idiots. They were all scared and ran around screaming, �The sky is falling! The Sky is falling!�

2 days later it was the Halloween Festival with the Pretty Bunnies but no one was ready to present their pumpkins because they were too scared to go out into the snow. But, only one of the pumpkin carvers was brave enough to go out into the snow, Billy McShort Shorts. He won 1st prize even though he didn�t bring a carved pumpkin, but he brought a pumpkin with a spoon taped to it.

One of the other pumpkin carvers, Toucan Sam, for the Halloween Festival with the Pretty Bunnies was so mad that he was so scared to go out into the snow and he didn�t win with his toucan shaped pumpkin (Toucan Sam wouldn�t have won anyways). So he creeped into Billy McShort Shorts� house and stole his prize money, $20 billion.

The next day the cops found Toucan Sam and put him behind bars. But when police officer Foofoo searched his home, a cardboard box on the street, officer Foofoo found nothing in the cardboard box on the street. So he went back to Toucan Sam that was behind bars, and asked him, �What you do to the Halloween Festival With the Pretty Bunnies pumpkin prize money?� and Toucan Sam answered, �I gave it to my bestest friend, the hobo that lives across the street from me, George Washington�.. well he claimed to be George Washington.�

Then officer Foofoo went all the way back across the street where Toucan Sam lived. He saw a cardboard box, and a �For Sale� sign next to it, under that there was a piece of paper under it that read, �George Washington has moved to 12345 Billionaire Street.� Officer Foofoo went to 12345 Billionaire Street and saw a gigantic mansion! He rang the doorbell and came out a clean old man. Officer Foofoo asked, �Did Toucan Sam give a bunches of money?� the clean old man said, �Why, yes. But all that is left is this $10 bill.�

Officer Foofoo went all the way back to the station and told his Boss, �I found the one with the money, but all that is left is this-� he was cut off by his boss laughing. �We already found the money; it was in Toucan Sam�s Pocket the whole time.�

The very next day, the Halloween Festival With the Pretty Bunnies was redone, and the contestants were: Billy McShort Shorts, Toucan Sam, The Nowhere Man, and the Clean Old Man. Billy McShort Shorts had his pumpkin with a spoon taped to it, Toucan Sam had his toucan shaped pumpkin that had a carrot for a nose, Nowhere Man didn�t have a pumpkin, and the Clean Old Man Had a mini-pumpkin and named it Hal. The winner was, wait; I can�t just tell you the winner!

Everyone was so anxious to hear the judges� results, but they were surprised what came out. Billy McShort Shorts got a 3/10 in total, Toucan Sam got 5/10 in total, The Nowhere Man got 0/10 because he didn�t have a pumpkin, and the Clean Old Man got 10/10 for being the most creative. He earned $40.1 billion dollars and everyone hated him since then.


THE END!

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*lets FooFoo have a sip of my coffee*

Coffee is good